Saturday, December 31, 2011

सारा लाल?

SARA LEAL?

Will Sara Leal make a cameo appearance on TWO AND A HALF MEN?

Friday, December 30, 2011

क?

Hey, Conspiracy Nuts! Ready for another fun end of year special? I bet you are! Well, jsut to let you know...Belgian troops will..WILL BE stationed in Northern New Jersey to train for upcoming multi-national military exercises!

Hey, Rio Grande Valley! Don't feel left out either! Chinese troops will be in our area to assess threat levels and learn the latest in crowd control!

It's all good!
GO GLOBAL!
Contact: flacofone@hushmail.com

EUNICE

EUNICE seeks a job as a graphics artist!
Contact her at: sonton1@lycos.com

JACKRABBITS

McAllen still has some empty fields. Just look around. WE are not saying that you can spot a ranch 5 minutes away from 10th Street. The heart of cruising does not have to worry about the smell of bovine nastiness!

WE know of a place nearby where one can spot a jack rabbit now and then as it zigs and zags! Especially if YOU surprise it!

WE have even seen a coyote emerge from the fog as it crosses Nolana!

NICE.

स्विस TEA

SWISS TEA

WE popped into the local Walgreens for a cold drink! WE were there to also pick up some Walgreens soap. It seems that they have done away with their jabon!

SWISS TEA based out of Dallas. Nice Southern Style tea. Not too sweet for US!

Just a small treat for US yesterday as WE wade through end of month and end of year tasks!

www.swiss-tea.com

Thursday, December 29, 2011

अज़ीज़ हस हनी हज़ेल्नुत काप्पुचिनो!

AZIZ HAS HONEY HAZELNUT CAPPUCHINO!

48 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT this morning and WE stop at an Aziz convinience store at Nolana and Jackson on the Mcallen/Pharr border for a warm beverage!

WE spot the cappuchino section and zoom in and notice a new flavor! HONEY HAZELNUT!

WE grab some Encanto Japanese peanuts and then sip the cap!

WE loved it!

CHECK IT OUT!
AZIZ CARRIES RC COLA!
KEEP ROCKING IT AZIZ!

बिल महर एंड GOD

Bill Maher teased Tim Tebow for the loss to the Buffalo Bills. He did it on Twitter. The atheist big mouth really stepped on his own poop! Now folks are calling for a boycott of his HBO program!

TEBOW is a classy quarterback. He had no comment!

GOD? GOD HAD NO COMMENT EITHER!

GOD CREATED BILL MAHER. Mr. Bill Maher has free will and won't believe in the All Mighty...although as long as he breathes one never knows!

There is hope for every living soul on this lovely planet....even for bill maher!

He will have to live with the fact that GOD created him!

(bill bud maher was not made in Japan)

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

KARDIE: FISHING GUIDE

KARDIE SEEKS A JOB AS A FISHING GUIDE!
Contact: chambaking@live.com

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

RTV

RTV is a lot of fun! Travelling back into the 1980's with "Highway To Heaven" and then cruising in the 1960's with "Route 61".

Not a bad alternative to today's TV landscape.

WE only wish RTV would broadcast the ORIGINAL HAWAII 5-0!
JACK LORD!!!!

Monday, December 26, 2011

डल्लास एंड न्यू योर्क SHOWDOWN

COWBOYS TO TWO-STEP WITH GIANTS FOR ALL THE DIVISIONAL MARBLES SUNDAY!

Dallas managed to gift-wrap a Christmas gift for the Philadelphia Eagles on Christmas Eve as they lost to their hated divisional foe 20 to 7.

Tony Romo went out of the game with a banged up right hand.

WE fear they took the approach that it did not matter if they won or lost! It's the NFL...not fake wrestling! *NOTE: There IS a difference between fake wrestling and the WWE WRESTLING! ONE is fake and the other is PROFESSIONALLY REAL!!!* SERIOUSLY!!

WE thought it was W-L-T (Win Loss Tie) not W-L-T-DHTW Win Loss Tie Don't Have To Win!!

Would they ever apply that to high school football? WE hope not!

SO now the Pokes take on the Giants this coming Sunday for the NFC East Divisional Title! Will Romo be ready to go? Will Dallas flop it...AGAIN?

GO COWBOYS!
WIN-LOSE-TIE

Saturday, December 24, 2011

CHRISTMAS IN IRAN

Hide your Bibles
live your faith.
Bury secrets in the sand.
Never give into the darkness.
Never wager on your sweet soul.
Never let the devil take you to his throne room!
Tehran streets are corridors
into the souls of men...
you know where you walk
you know every step
by the candle light
read the Good Book.
Genesis makes you smile.
Revelations makes you weep with joy.
ACTS gives you wisdom and strength.
All along you fight the true infidels!
JESUS walks the roads and streets of Persia.
unafraid.

EGG NOG BLUES

I saw the egg nog as early as the week before Thanksgiving! It was at a Stripes store or an Aziz. Memory betrays me at this point. All I remember is that I WANTED SOME! I told myself that I would purchase a bottle later. Echoes of that phrase rang in my ear until today...CHRISTMAS EVE!

I will make my way in the drizzy to get a Borden's Egg Nog botella soon. It is still dark outside the office. 6:47 am, drizzly and cold.

I love egg nog. I just don't want to aggravate the nasty cold I have!

I could drink the stuff year-round. Hmmmmm......

Thursday, December 22, 2011

टाइम अस GIFT

FOR CHRISTMAS ALL I WANT IS FOR MY 3 YOUNGEST SIBLINGS TO VISIT MY ELDERLY PARENTS
ONCE A WEEK FOR AT LEAST ONE HOUR!

-KIMMY

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

WHEN IS A PENNY WORTH MORE THAN ONE CENT?

NICE QUESTION: When is a penny worth more than one cent?

ANSWER: WHEN WE "hide" a penny somewhere in the USA!

If you can guess where our penny is hidden you win $1.00!
If no one finds it it goes up 1 buck the next week!

So take a guess!

TODAY'S PENNY CITY IS SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!
Give us the exact address and double your dollar!
Give us the spot and win a buck!

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE IN AN RGVPOST.COM SHIRT THEY WILL GIVE YOU THE ANSWER!

GOOD LUCK

YOGA!

2011 is on its way out! It is slowly packing up its bags and mapping out a trail into the PAST. What lies in the future? WE do not know. We have no crystal ball.

That is what makes life interesting.

WE will God-willing get into yoga in 2012!

How many yoga places in the Rio Grande Valley?

Contact our lovely health nut at: vazoyim@mail.com
*Please do not ask Valerie for a picture!

MELLA'S RED CHEVY COBALT!

MELLA!
YOUR RED CHEVY COBALT ROCKS!
SO says Penny!

MELLA'S RED CHEVY COBALT!

MELLA!
YOUR RED CHEVY COBALT ROCKS!
SO says Penny!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

होर्चाता काप्पुचिनोस!

HORCHATA CAPPUCHINOS AT STRIPES STORES!

WE rolled into a Stripes Store this morning for some cookies and a warm beverage!
WE saw something new! Or at least WE had not seen it before!

Horchata Cappuchinos! Wow! If you like the cold ones....chances are you may dig the warm ones!

Give them a try!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

थे कोरडोबा CAFE

THE CORDOBA CAFE

The Cordoba Cafe in McAllen was on our flight plan Friday morning! WE had seen it on OUR radar for quite some time now and were plotting our course slowly!

WE popped in for some excellet cappuchino! WE were immediately made welcome! Always a plus in business! WE purchased some chocolate covered coffee beans and some java to make from Oaxxaca, Mexico!

All in ALL it was a very positive experience and are making it our favorite java joint!

WE have been to some coffee spots where you are profiled. Yeah, the baristas make you feel unwelcome. Especially if you do not dress like a rich java afficionado.
It's like "take your coffee don't come back.

Or how about the java joints that seem so robotic? Nuff said.

AT THE CORDOBA CAFE THE COFFEE WAS NOT THE ONLY THING WARM.

17 DAYS IN BUSINESS AS OF DECEMBER 17, 2011.
WE WISH THEM THE GREATEST SUCCESS!
CHECK THEM OUT!

CORDOBA CAFE
THE SOCIAL CUP
1303 N. 10TH STREET
MCALLEN, TEXAS
(956)781-9338

PS: nice tag: The Social Cup.

THE RECEIPT SAYS "PLEASE VISIT AGAIN"
REST ASSURED...WE WILL!

क्रिसमस चीर?

TOO MUCH COMMERCIAL CHRISTMAS CHEER?

THERE she was in the left turn lane at the entrance to a church on McColl Road with her hazzard light blinking red. The people leaving the church were honking their disapproval at her choice of parking spots!

The adult daycare nurse was running late and her company van had stalled on her right then and there. Drizzle. Cold. Not so nice Christians hellishly honking at her! One man stopped. Perhaps he would help? Nope. He talked to her then made a left turn into an attorney's office. Maybe he wanted to sue her for parking in his way?

Finally a young tall gentleman and one of our staff members helped the lady roll the van into the church parking lot. It was far more secure there! She had notified her employer. Help was on the way. She had been on her way to pick up an elderly woman from a doctor's appointment. Arrangements were made for her retrieval from the physician's office.

Maybe the church folk were trying to help the woman by sonic push? The honking was supposed to move the van out of the way?

Maybe they were too wrapped up in their COMMERCIAL CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?

WHAT WOULD JESUS HAVE DONE? I doubt HE would have cussed her out for satanically getting in HIS flock's way! I seriously doubt that!



SHAME ON YOU CHURCHIES! HOW UN-CHRISTMAS AND UNCHRISTIAN OF YOU!

Count US at rgvpost.com out of attending your Christmas celebration!

KUDOS TO THE STRANGER THAT HELPED OUR STAFF MEMBER in coming to the aid of this poor woman and her van!

Friday, December 16, 2011

मग्नेटिक POINT

MAGNETIC POINT

I don't know what it is about our house that this year 2 nutty couples have parked on our street to argue in the middle of the night! The first was sometime this Summer. They were absolutely drunk and angry.

Last night I woke up at 12:48 AM to catch the tail end of a nasty argument between 2 women and one guy. The man was rather subdued and jerky. Line of the day? "Leave her alone...she's not going anywhere with you!" Actually the line of the day was "I will call the cops on you!" I started to worry that maybe I WOULD have to call 911.

It was over in about 5 minutes. She got in the truck. Off they went southbound and then sped back north.

I had heard 2 crashing beer bottles on the road.

This morning I should be able to find the debris....hopefully not a beaten body.

SO how did this woman meet Prince Charming?

Who knows.

I just hope they don't come back to Magnetic Point to wake me up in the middle of the night!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

थे हरवेल मिद्दले स्कूल शूटिंग INCIDENT

THE HARWELL MIDDLE SCHOOL SHOOTING INCIDENT

Whether it was a "hunting mishap" or "target practicing" does not make much difference. The fact of the matter is that two kids were shot at Harwell Middle School in Edinburg, Texas. Those youngsters could have easily died.

NO ONE SHOULD BE HUNTING OR TARGET PRACTICING NEAR A SCHOOL! NO ONE!

Safety and firearms are mandatory and essential.

If law enforcement does not take action by charging anyone it is up to the parents to SUE! Why not? Their kids could have died! Oh...gee you are just going to let it go as an oops episode. It is not like "oops! I spilled my milk.

No. This was BLOOD. Not milk.

WE believe in the 2nd Amendment. WE also believe in common sense and gun safety.

Any idiot can purchase a firearm as long as he does not have a criminal record.

Do our children have to wear bullet proof vests to school?

PARENTS: SUE THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THE RESPONSIBLE INDIVIDUAL. AS PART OF THE SUIT...PERHAPS YOU COULD TAKE THEIR WEAPON.

DON'T JUST OOPS THIS AWAY!

TETHERING

VISIT A CRICKET PHONE STORE AND ASK ABOUT TETHERING!
OR visit them online at: www.mycricket.com

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

यूं हूँ!

KARLIE 59: YOO-HOO!

KARLIE 59 please contact GavilanTony!
Contact: gavilantony@yexmail.com

दाना DELANY

ANOTHER EXCELLENT EPISODE OF "BODY OF PROOF" with the lovely and talented Dana Delany! Huge Fan! Just relaxed and sipped some egg nog! WHEN? LAST NIGHT...TUESDAY 9:00 PM ON A-B-C!

Monday, December 12, 2011

D IS FOR DALLAS

The Dallas Cowboys found a way to lose last night as they tangoed with the New York Giants! The game went back and forth and forth and back.

Just when IT looked like the Pokes were going to send the G-Men back to the Big Apple with their faces in their hands ROMO dropped the hammer before he could nail New York's coffin. That was all Eli Manning needed to bring the Giants back.

YOU never give the Giants any chance...not even a little one!

Come on Cowboys!

SO much for taking control of their division!

Sunday, December 11, 2011

१२ देस ऑफ़ CHRISTMAS

12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS IS WELL-WRITTEN

THE MONITOR does an excellent job with their yearly 12 Days Of Christmas series in which they feature a needy family or person in great need. The community responds in generous fashion by coming to the aid of the folks featured in the stories.

GOD bless them.

Give it a read!

The Monitor is online at: www.themonitor.com and covers what is known as the Rio Grande Valley of South Texas.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

थिंग्स ठाट गो बंग इन IRAN

THINGS THAT GO BANG IN IRAN

Hey
Iran
check your sites.
Let your sentries eat their candies.
Let your soldiers sleep in tonight!
May you find a thousand raindrops in your coffee!
May you see the snow flakes in your minds!
Have a Merry Christmas and eat some sugared tortillas!
Sing Christmas carols
and dance all night!
Watch your back door!
Watch the front!
Check your windows!
Light the brights!
Mossad agents wear bright pink!
CIA spooks wear sweet tights!
It's not just a gas leak
It's not just a freak thing.
Your nukies are vulnerable.
WE might say hi!

हब्द दर्ज!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEE RUN JIGZ!

ऊट्श्रूईङ रगव JOBS

OUTSOURCING RGV JOBS

Oh yeah...IT is coming and faster than YOU think! The outsourcing of Rio Grande Valley Jobs is creepinig up on US!

Are you ready to speak to customer service overseas...for your newspaper delivery for example?

REMEMBER: YOU PROVIDE EXCELLENT SERVICE AND YOU GET EXCELLENT PROFITS.
DO THE OPPOSITE AND YOU GET HORRIBLE PROFITS!

IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Friday, December 9, 2011

ERASMO REYES TRUCK FOR HIRE

WE want America working again! Work brings dignity and provides cash for life's true necessities! Food, medicine, clothes, and such. YOU get the picture!

WE do what WE can. Free for all you hard-working souls!

IF YOU NEED A TRUCK FOR HIRE PLEASE CHECK OUT ERASMO REYES!

MR. REYES has a 24 foot truck. He can help you haul material.
A 6 cyclinder vehicle. F-650.
Contact Erasmo at (956)905-4553

GOD BLESS YOU ALL!

MOUNTAIN DEW GAME FUEL

MOUNTAIN DEW DOES IT AGAIN!
WE tried the Mountain Dew Game Fuel this past weekend and loved it!

If only they made a 3 liter version!

No sweat.

Great sip!
WE love the line "DEW with a charge of Tropical Flavor"

Killer line!
www.mountaindew.com

COWBOYS VS GIANTS ON SNF

COWBOYS VERSUS GIANTS

Here comes the week-end! Yes, Virginia that means FOOTBALL! WE are talking the Dallas
Cowboys versus the New York Giants! Estamos hablando...en la noche...Sunday Night Football! I wonder if Hank Williams, JR will be checking out the game?

Can the Pokes beat the G-Men?

Sure.

Will they?

WE hope they do!

TOSTITOS!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

एओक्स प्रूफ्रेअदेर्स WANTED

EOX PROOFREADERS WANTED!
WORK ONLINE PART-TIME!
Do mundane online tasks interest you?
Maybe you could get paid for it!

Contact: chambaking@live.com

नोए TORRES

NOE TORRES AND UFOS

CONGRATULATIONS TO NOE TORRES FOR WRITING BOOKS ON UFOS!
We cannot wait to read "Mexico's Roswell".

Mr. Torres has also been nominated for a 2011 CHONERO AWARD!

FELICIDADES SENOR TORRES!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

ज़िप्पेर्स ZUCK

ZIPPERS ZUCK!

There I said it! Zippers zuck. Yes, they do suck. I have had a nasty relationship with zippers for the past decade. It is something that really catches my skin.

Ouchless? You would think that zippers are the definition of convinience. I mean who really utilizes buttons? Really?

Nope. Two of the two jackets I am using today have zippers and both have done a great job of giving me the Judas Treatment. My third warm-up is a PULL-OVER! A Mexican hoodie that is quite fine at keeping me warm!

Zippers? Zip IT! They are not to be trusted...at least not by Me, Myself, and I!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

मोबाइल मेचानिक?

MOBILE MECHANIC?

WE were taking a break at our headquarters yesterday. Just checking our garden when WE noticed a big black truck pass by. At first WE thought maybe it was a Flexi Compras or Aarons truck.

It seemed to be a mobile mechanic! Black truck! WE did not catch the number on the vehicle! Argh!

Does anyone know anything about a mobile mechanic?

Contact our grouchy reviewer at: catarinocat@hotmail.com

कातारिनो वेल्स थे MONITOR

IS THE MONITOR FOR SALE?

The good old Monitor has been OUR favorite local newspaper for quite sometime. The Monoply I mean The Monitor has been through a rough patch. That is putting it mildly!

Circulation numbers have been dismal.

It appears that it is for sale. Any takers?

A word of advice to any potential buyers: Totally restructure the company soul. Pop up a tent next door on that empty field and bring in the flock if you do not kick them all to the curb and bring in newbies.

The lax liberal-loco-librarian-Libertarian mindset is way too weird.

How about company uniforms?

How about signs within the edifice directing to the proper departments? Do you as a
customer want to roam the place looking for Editorial...Customer Service or Classifieds? Come on!

If The Monitor is to survive it must not fear innovation and a retooling of its soul!

POOR SERVICE TRANSLATES INTO POOR PROFITS!

Agree?
Contact: catarinocat@hotmail.com

डाली'स COFFEEHOUSE

DALI COFFEE HOUSE

WE had been anticipating the opening of Dali Coffeehouse like hyperactive kids! WE finally made our way to it about 2 weeks ago! WE like that it is close to our headquarters and office!

WE like the ambiance and feel WE will make a return trip! Check them out!
DALI COFFEEHOUSE
3700 W. DOVE
MCALLEN, TEXAS
(956)6828878
WARNING: DO NOT PROCEED WEST to exit the coffeehouse...deadend ahead!

हेब ROCKS

HEB ROCKS!

HEB! WE LOVE HEB! ALL WE HAVE KNOWN FROM DAY ONE IS HEB SUPERMARKETS! Sure, I was born in West Texas and lived up there from age 1 to 2. DO I really remember the name of the supermarket up in Fisher County? Let me think about it a bit....no, I do not!

SO YOU ROCK HEB!

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

ट्रांसपोर्ट B

TRUCK DRIVERS WANTED!
10 Truck drivers!
Apply!
Contact: chambaking@live.com

लेट NEWSPAPERS

IS your newspaper delivered late? Always tardy?
Contact: idahojoh@hushmail.com
MICHIGAN, TEXAS, IDAHO, AND WASHINGTON subscribers ask about our 99 Percenter Special!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

SINGLE DANSH WOMAN

SINGLE DANISH WOMAN SEEKS COMPANIONSHIP
29 year old single woman from Denmark here for 6 months seeks a friend/companion.
Sporty, shy, loves foreign films, Mexican culture and Danish cinema. Speaks Danish, French, Spanish, English, and Japanese.
McAllen/Edinburg area.

Contact:angeljacks@givebackmail.com

Monday, November 28, 2011

RIVAS CABINETS

WE send a shout-out to the crew at: RIVAS CABINETS (956)867-1786!
ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS AND DOORS INSTALLED!

ORAs WANTED

ONLINE REVENUE ANALYSTS WANTED!
CONTACT: chambaking@live.com

विन्नेर्स विन्निंग!

WINNERS...WINNING!
IF YOUR name is on this list please contact Jackie at: ganzowing@yexmail.com and see what you have won! Remember it pays to answer your phone!

BLAINE COOKE
MARIA SWEENEY
PABLO VASQUEZ
MYRA SALDANA
BRAD SIMMONS
DARLISSA GALINDO
MIKE BLOOMFIELD
PETER ANDERS w

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

न्सिस: लोस अन्गेलेस ROCKS

ANOTHER EXCELLENT NCIS: LOS ANGELES EPISODE!

WE watched NCIS: Los Angeles last night! The episode's title was The Debt. Just a fun show to watch! CBS 8:00 PM locked in! FIND THAT EPISODE AND SEE WHAT WE MEAN!

करीना एंड जर वीं!

CONGRATULATIONS TO KARINA AND JR!
DANCING WITH THE STARS WINNERS!
THE MIRROR BALL IS THEIRS!

LOADS OF FUN WATCHING THE COMPETITION!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

ठनक GOD

YOU DON'T NEED A TURKEY TO THANK GOD!

Thanksgiving Day is swiftly upon us! This Thursday! Wow. Some folks don't have jobs and are in dire needs when it comes to meals.

Churches and charitable organizations are braving the bad economy to continue to help these folks.

One does not need a turkey to thank GOD.

If you can please donate even a dollar to any reputable organization that aids the poor.

GOD ROCKS!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. JAMI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. JAMI!
GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU SAFE AND SOUND!

Saturday, November 19, 2011

WINLESS PONIES?

WILL THE INDIANAPOLIS COLTS GO FOR A WINLESS SEASON?

QUITE A QUESTION!
Keep watching the NFL for the answer!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIA LIBERTAD MASON!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIBBY MASON!
GOD BLESS YOU!

DID YOUR NEWSPAPER ELIMINATE ITS OPINION PAGE?

DID your newspaper eliminate its opinion page? Why? Did a subscriber make them feel unsafe? Did the editor decide the public's views should not be read?

Contact our opinion guru at: ganzowing@yexmail.com

WOULD YOU DONATE YOUR ALUMINUM CANS?

ALUMINUM CANS

What do you do with your aluminum cans? Do you just toss them away?
Have you ever thought about donating them to someone?
Let us know if you would do this!
Contact our environMENTAL buddy at: drakatter@live.com

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

PLASTIZINA

PLASTIZINA

A THOUSAND THANKS TO PLASTIZINA for the 5 Korans she gave us. WE will be studying them to gain a bit more insight into Islam.

Coversion?

NO. We are merely absorbing knowledge here.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

चोकोलाते MILK

CHOCOLATE MILK RETURN

I had a flashback to school days at Sharyland Elementary, Junior, and High School. Those lovely days of study, study, study and the fantastic lunches. Chocolate milk. You had a choice. Regular milk or chocolate. I chose choco-late.

It has been years since I had a steady flow of the chocolate stuff.

Time to return to those roots!

Chocolate Cows moo in approval somewhere in Wisconsin!

Monday, November 14, 2011

44 TO 7 DALLAS COWBOYS CORRAL THE BUFFALO BILLS 44 TO 7!

DALLAS CORRALS THE BUFFALO BILLS 44-7!

WOW! The Dallas Cowboys had their mojo in turbo yesterday! What a surprising victory!
Can they continue on this fine and dandy road? They have the hated Washington Redskins this Sunday!

GO COWBOYS!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

KLAIRE

KLAIRE

KLAIRE if that is her real name used to frequent City Breeze in Mcallen, Texas. The bar and grill was located at 5524 N. 10th Street.

5 feet 6 inches
long black hair
blue eyes.( may have used contact lenses for the blue color)
Asian-Hispanic
She drove a red BMW.

If you have any information about her please contact Dave at: konquedave@yahoo.com

CASH REWARD.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

थे ९९ परसेंट टी-SHIRTS

I SUPPORT THE 99 PERCENT T-SHIRTS ON SALE NOVEMBER 14, 2011!
www.zazzle.com/rotanman

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

JOLISSA

A HUGE RGV ROAR-OUT TO JOLISSA AT HEB EDINBURG!

KEEP THE COWBOY FAITH, JOLISSA!
GO DALLAS COWBOYS!
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK AND ULTIMATE POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

हेर्मान'स MONSTER

HERMAN'S MONSTER

WE thought initially that Herman Cain was just 100 percent boring. Wow. WE were 100 percent wrong! The Black conservative Republican presidential hopeful will star in his very own news conference today to address the latest allegation of sexual harrassment! A 4th woman has come forward!

WE thought the 3rd time was the charm....

Mr. Cain's team has said the Rick Perry camp is to blame for the whole huato. Ah, the Rick Perry Dirty Politics Machine is running smoothly?

BUTT...Mr. Cain is responsible for his actions.

He should have blocked all these attacks from day one. Nope. He did not and it turned into a monster.

His campaign song could be AC/DC's "Touch Too Much".

Let's check out his circus...we mean news conference!

Monday, November 7, 2011

रेवेरेंद MIKE

REVEREND MIKE'S ROCKY ROAD REVIVAL

Reverend Mike knew he had to leave the sweet air conditioned ministry when a preacher was found dead in his underwear. The underwear-clad minister had been messing with a teen-aged girl from his congregation. One on one. Heart attack.

So much for his prosperity preaching. Cha-ching. Ka-boom! Disgraceful.

These days Reverend Mike cruises the streets tending to his extended flock. All the folks society deems as throw-aways. The wolves see lamb chops. Reverend Miguel sees children of GOD.

The alleys and streets. A long way from the perfumed pews of a born-again mega-church.

In an odd way he has the Pervy Preacher to thank.

रोचक सेण्टर

ROCK CENTER ON NBC
MONDAYS
9:00 PM

The debut of the Brian Williams fueled newsmag program ROCKED! On the team: Ted Koppel and Meredith Viera! Tonight WE find out who else is on the equipo!

WE thought it would be a Dateline type of show. WE were pleasantly wrong!

WE recommend it!

And now for some more West Rock Coffee!
Check out the Choco-Latte
Sweet Dark Chocolate!
www.westrockcoffee.com

LUXEMBOURG

LUXEMBOURG...LOOKING GOOD!
VACATION IN THE L COUNTRY!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

वाकातिओं इन तेल AVIV

UNCLE SID'S LEMONDADE PUNCH

Uncle Sid is in Tel Aviv to meet Tehran Tina. WE hope he brings back some nice souvenirs from his trip and some nafty pix of Tina! Gorgeous!

फ्री इरान इम्मेदिअतेली!

FREE IRAN IMMEDIATELY!
Le the chains that have spoken tyranny in Persian now be broken
and set Iran free of its evil religious leadership!
Ungodly men!
Democracy should reign!
True faith does not enslave!
Freedom!
Freedom for Iran!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

गो डिब्बी गो!

A HUGE SHOUT-OUT TO DEBBIE!

A HUGE SHOUT-OUT TO DEBBIE DE LEON JOGGING THOSE TRAILS OUT THERE!
GO DEBBIE...GO!

Monday, October 31, 2011

हवे अ हैप्पी एंड सफे हल्लोवीन!

HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

All ye goblins and ghouls please have a HAPPY AND SAFE HALLOWEEN!
DON'T TAKE ANY SUSPICIOUS CANDY FROM STRANGERS!
KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR KIDS!

WE will be trick or treating in the rgvpost.com neighborhood!
Watch for bloggers in snazzy disco outfits!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

लोवेली लात्वियन LADIES

LOVELY LATVIAN LADIES!

MEET LOVELY LATVIAN LADIES! If you are truly interested in dating sincere Latvian women then join us on our Magical Marriage Tour!

Contact: konquedave@yahoo.com

पोकेस टेक ओं एअग्लेस तोनिघ्त!

POKES TAKE ON EAGLES TONIGHT!

The Dallas Cowboys take on the Philadelphia Eagles tonight on Sunday Night Football!
Super! Bowl of chips at the ready. WE prep to go on vacation. Trick or Treat!

GO COWBOYS!

Saturday, October 29, 2011

LINDA GROQUE

LINDA GROQUE PLEASE CONTACT DAVE AT: konquedave@yahoo.com

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

सुशी अत थे फ्रेद्द्य गोंज़ालेज़ HEB

SUSHI AT THE FREDDY GONZALEZ HEB IN EDINBURG, TEXAS

WE had to make a stop at the Freddy Gonzalez HEB on McColl and Freddy Gonzalez in Edinburg yesterday. On the way home style stop: a few items and then truck it to the casa!

Our grand entrance was via the first door on the west side and then we saw the Sushi Area! It was an island of order in a mad chaotic world of grocery shoppers. Was there an invisible traffic cop in the sector?

WE sampled a freebie. Not bad.

Now the question: Is this the only HEB experimenting with Sushi?
Is it a permanent fixture? If it is..WE love the idea! Tranquility Island!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

IS IT REALLY BETTER AT BOGGUS?

IS IT REALLY-REALLY REALLY BETTER AT BOGGUS?
WE have seen the beautiful lady in the commercial for Boggus Ford assuring us that it is better at Boggus?

Is it real or is it Bogus?

WE need to know!

STAFF MEETING!

WADE BAKER

WADE BAKER: CONTACT OUR SPORTS GENIE AT: rexphox@yexmail.com

Monday, October 24, 2011

बुत्तेर्स्कोत्च फ्लावोरेड COFFEE

BUTTERSCOTCH FLAVORED COFFEE

OUR long search for butterscotch flavored coffee is finally over. WE got our Google Goggles on and found a site where WE can purchase our java treasure!

GO to: www.sanmarcocoffee.com

Enjoy!

लिब्या वाकातिओं?

WOULD YOU WANT TO VACATION IN LIBYA?

कोव्बोय्स लास्सो राम्स ३४ तो 7

COWBOYS LASSO RAMS 34 TO 7

WE were relieved to see that the Dallas Cowboys defeated the St. Louis Rams 34 to 7 on Sunday afternoon. WE would have quite disappointed if they had not done so!

The Pokes played like they were headed for the playoffs to knock out all the teams in their way! As if they were a Super Bowl caliber team!

IT was the hapless Rams. Remember that!

The real test is October 30, 2011 on a Sunday night gridiron war against their hated Divisional foe known as the Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles are always tough!

The team from the City Of Brotherly Love has nothing but dislike for the Cowboys! They drink it down with their Gatorade!

Beat the Eagles and then celebrate...but...celebrate with caution not with arrogance!

GO COWBOYS!
A HUGE SHOUT-OUT TO DR. KALAF AND STAFF IN MISSION, TEXAS!

WE would like to send saludos to Dr. Nelson R. Kalaf and his very professional staff at: 2023 E. Griffin Parkway in Mission, Texas!

WE have nothing but high praises for their excellent care and professionalism. Dr. Kalaf and his staff have always treated us with respect and kindess!

DR. NELSON R. KALAF, MD P.A.
JESSICA L. SAENZ, PA-C
2023 E. GRIFFIN PARKWAY
MISSION, TEXAS 78572
(956)585-2525

चार्ज इन्तो MONDAY

CHARGE INTO MONDAY!

Imagine a cavalry charging into battle! Sabers drawn! That is how WE plan to attack
our Manic Monday!

MOST Mondays are just plain rough and tumble nasty! Is it because the week-end is so sweet and delicate? Is it because WE are leaving a comfortable relaxed state?

OR is it GOD'S sense of humor shining through?
A Celestial test for the mortals?

Whatever it is...have a grand one!
GOD BLESS YOU ALL!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

फ्री कोउपोंस कांटेस्ट!

FREE COUPONS CONTEST!
ENTER OUR FREE COUPONS CONTEST AND YOU COULD GET FREE COUPONS!
"FREE" OR FREE?
FREE MINUS THE QUOTATION MARKS!
YOU PAY NOTHING!
YOU PAY NADA!
YOU PAY ZILCH!
WHAT DO YOU DO?
SIMPLY EMAIL US AT: rexphox@yexmail.com
Rex will do the rest!
GOOD LUCK!

गरचे पार्क अस अन्द्रेअ MACIAS

GRACE PARK OF HAWAII FIVE-O AS ANDREA MACIAS?

GRACE PARK as Mexican-American private investigator, Andrea Macias? WE think she would absolutely rock in this role! In fact Miss Park would probably win a few awards as the South Texas gumshoe!

The movie would be "TIMID TOM". TT IS A SOUTH TEXAS SERIAL KILLER that manages to rack up a high number of male/female victims.

MAJOR MOVIE!

हवाई फ़िवे-ओ: क्रोस-OVERS

How long before HAWAI 5-0 GOES UH-OH AND 0-0? THIS is not Jack Lord's Five-O. Not even close. I gave the show a chance....actually more of a chance but no dice...no..nope. Sorry. All the actors are capable.

Why mess with a classic? IF you do mess with a classic do it justice!

Monday's episode has one of my favorite TV moves...THE CROSS-OVER! Kinzey from NCIS: LOS ANGELES pops into HAWAII- FIVE-O. I may just watch this episode because of that character's presence.

REMEMBER WHEN MAGNUM did a cross-over into SIMON AND SIMON? The San Diego-based brother PI show survived. It was a Thursday night hit for CBS.

I believe Hawaii Five-O will wipe-out.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

CHICKEN PLATES

CHICKEN PLATES FOR ORLANDO DE LA ROSA'S MOM.
ORLIE'S MOM has some hospital bills to take care of.
$5.00 a plate.
Good turn-out.

FELIPA SCHWARTZ

A HUGE HOWDY TO FELIPA SCHWARTZ THE BEST BARISTA IN THE WORLD!
JAVA!
JAVA!
JAVA!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

THE FOOT CHASE

The DPS were over at my elderly parents' house yesterday between 5:00 pm and 6:00 pm. Dad is 89 years old and Mom is 83. Pop saw one bad guy jump his front gate and head towards the open field behind the house. Mom saw another maldito try to get into the house. She told him the house was locked. Bad Butt thought the old run down casa was vacant...and was startled enough to head east like his compadre.

Mom said there were at least 20 law enforcement personnel on the spot.

Did the DPS bother to let Mom and Dad know all was well? NO.

Really? Did they not hear the television blaring?

When my brother, aunt,and myself got home from work my brother noticed the gate a certain way and saw strange tire tracks and footprints. Somethinig was definitely up.
I ran to check on my parents. That is when we got the scoop.

We called the Hidalgo County Sheriff's Department to see if it was their organization that had been on premises. Nope.

WE later found out through our channels that the DPS was involved.

WE will probably ask them some questions this morning!

*Someone told us the DPS can call off a foot chase if it is not a felony.
What? Really? Is that possible? What if the perps graduate to felons within
a week of the hot retreat? Better hope they do not!

QUESTIONS. QUESTIONS. QUESTIONS.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

KASHMIRA

KASHMIRA: TRY TO SMILE.
Contact me at: oatzdude@rock.com

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

CHRISTMAS IN FINLAND

CHRISTMAS IN FINLAND

YES. FINLAND. I would love to be in Finland for Christmas this year. I however am a
realist. Realists do not have money trees. They barely have shade from artificial ones. Such is the life of a realista. No money. No travel. No food. Yikes!

So...hey...let me dream!

I know I would FLY FINNAIR if I took off for FINLANDIA!
FINNAIR GETS YOU THERE SOONER!
www.finnair.com

Monday, October 17, 2011

रुन्निंग TEAM

RUNNERS WANTED FOR ONLINE COMPANY RUNNING TEAM!
VIDEO REQUIRED!
CONTACT: jetbooter@hotmail.com
YOU make the team and the company pays for your training and supplies.

डल्लास द्रोप्स अनोठेर ONE

DALLAS DROPS ANOTHER ONE: NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 16 DALLAS COWBOYS 10

The Dallas Cowboys found a way to lose again. Even a bye week did not do them much good. Or so it seems. The game was close. They could have won it!

What is missing? What ingredient would make it click?

The defense seems to struggle when it comes to stopping certain receivers and running backs. It just seems that all that talk about how good the defensive coordinator is was just talk.

I believe Mr. Ryan has a talent as a defensive genius. He has quite a record.

It is just so disappointing to see the Dallas Cowboys lose games so seemingly effortlessly.

The Pokes have the St. Louis Rams next. The Rams are due for a win.

Come on Cowboys!
Cowboy Up!

I have been a fan since the 2nd Grade. I have seen the Glory Years and the not so shiny ones. I have been with you through the rough times and the Super Bowls!

LET'S GO!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

COWBOYS TO TANGLE WITH THE PATRIOTS

DALLAS COWBOYS VS NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!

Today the Pokes tangle with the Patriots!

WE can over analyze the gridiron match.

The bottom line is this: WE Cowboy fans want Dallas to triumph!
GO COWBOYS!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

वहत इस रेअल्ली "फ्री"?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO BROKE YOU COULD NOT AFFORD "FREE"?

YOU have seen the "free" offers before. "Free" this and "free" that. Then you have to fish out X amount of dollars for something that is "free".

Websters dictionary? I wonder if they cover that definition of "free"?

Well...how would you like something truly free?

WE want to know what that might be!

Is this high school all over again?

Win $100 in our "FREE" Essay!
What would you like "free"? Let us know in one million words or less!
Deadline?
How about...Halloween...October 31, 2011.

Email your essays to: jetbooter@hotmail.com

Friday, October 14, 2011

फली फिन्नैर: गेट तेरे सुनेर!

FLY FINNAIR!
GET THERE SOONER!

THE SKY'S THE LIMIT AND FINNAIR IS THE AIRLINE TO GET YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION!
www.finnair.com

सिक्यूरिटी गुअर्ड्स VELADORES

TOP NOTCH SECURITY GUARDS WANTED!
PRIOR-MILITARY MORE THAN WELCOME!
Point Of Contact: sonton1@lycos.com

बॉडी ऑफ़ प्रूफ ओं अबक विथ दाना DELANY

WHAT are you doing at 9:00 PM on Tuesday nights? Finishing off a novel? Sipping some java as you play chess? Reading the newspaper? Grading homework?

WE have 9:00 PM locked in on Tuesday nights to watch Dana Delany on ABC's Body Of Proof! Ms. Delany portrays a surgeon turned medical examiner. Nothing at all like CSI. Not a WHO song in earshot.

WE used to shy away completely from ABC television programs. Especially dramas.

THIS SHOW brings us to ABC on Tuesdays. Delany scores big.

This Tuesday's storyline was lots of fun.

A body is dropped off for an autopsy. Pretty routine? Yup. It turns out the gunshot wound was not fatal and the would-be victim is ALIVE! His room-mate is dead. Suspicion falls like a dark curtain.

IT seems like a text book story. There is a twist!

The writers get our hats off for it!

Find the episode online and see for yourself!

China Beach?

BODY OF PROOF!
THE EVIDENCE IS IN: DANA DELANY IS GOLD!

www.danadelany.com

Thursday, October 13, 2011

RGV AREA PLUMBER HIRING!

LOCAL PLUMBER HIRING!
CONTACT: chambaking@live.com

JANET WITHCER

A HUGE SHOUT-OUT TO JANET WITCHER IN ODESSA, TEXAS!
HAVE A GREAT VACATION!

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

THE WAFFLES ARE DONE!

AGUILA, TEHRAN TINA!
The waffles are done!
Use honey instead of syrup!
GOD BE WITH YOU AMIGA!

I HARTLEY KNEW YOU: AUGO NEEDS 5 INVESTIGATORS

AUGO IS HIRING!
AUGO needs 5 investigators to take another look at The Hartley Case.
Zapata County.
Contact: augonaut@rock.com

Monday, October 10, 2011

WHAT IS DATA FUSION?

What is data fusion?
That is our question of the day!
Point Of Contact: drakatter@live.com

Sunday, October 9, 2011

थे कागेर्स : रुष LIMBAUGH

Rush Limbaugh en el jardin de angeles con cinco dulces.

ओगो विल ट्रेन यू अस अ गिन्नेर इफ यू QUALIFY

AUGO IS HIRING!
GINNERS NEEDED!
5 POSITIONS!
ON THE JOB TRAINING!
CONTACT: augonaut@rock.com

तलेंट SCOUTS

TALENT SCOUTS WANTED!
CONTACT: sonton1@lycos.com

MILUSSH

NEED A BODYGUARD?
MILUSSH IS YOUR MAN!
POINT OF CONTACT: chambaking@live.com

हैप्पी बर्थडे SVETLANA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SVETLANA FROM LATVIA!
from Wink and the crew!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

WHATABURGER WONDERFUL

MONOPOLY? It's okay....but can YOU get a burger anytime of the day? Does the clown have "fancy ketchup"? No? WE did not think so!

SO this is why WE prefer WHATABURGER! WHY? WHATABURGER HAS FANCY KETCHUP AND YOU CAN HAVE A HAMBURGER ANYTIME YOU WANT!

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL WHATABURGER WONDERFUL!

Friday, October 7, 2011

रेस्ट इन पास तिया LALI

REST IN PEACE EDUARDA DUNHAM.
TIA LALI PASSED AWAY OCTOBER 5, 2011.
SHE HAD BEEN BATTLING BRAIN CANCER.
GOD BE WITH YOUR FAMILY.
MAY YOU BE IN GOD'S PRESENCE.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

थे लॉस वेगास रेविएव-JOURNAL

THE LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL

Are you still reading newspapers? Aren't they supposed to be "dinosaurs"?
Relics of a time long gone by? Sort of like pay phones? Remember those?

IF you are like US WE still enjoy reading a newspaper. News in your hands. Just
turn the pages without worrying about the computer screen freezing on you.

Give the LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL A SHOT!

Or...if you are not in the immediate area of Sin City go online to peruse its pages!

www.lvrj.com is the online address!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

LOQ OPERATORS

LOQ OPERATORS WANTED!
Independent contractors preferred!
Must speack Arabic and Farsi
Spanish speakers offered $1000 signing bonus if proficient in Arabic and Farsi!
Contact: porkpiehatter@rock.com

HANK WILLIAMS JR IS A CHONERO

HANK WILLIAMS JR IS A CHONERO!
CONGRATULATIONS, MR. WILLIAMS!

2 1/2 MEN: I NEVER WAS A FRACTIONS FAN

Two And A Half Men IS just a bad fraction to mess with. WE love Kelso...er...Ashton Kutcher but...there is always a huge butt involved.....he cannot fill Charlie Sheen's shoes! He can't even wear his socks! And the awesome retro shirts? Ashton cannot even open the closet to get at them!

WE kept switching back to Dancing With The Stars last night!

WE are still Ashton Kutcher fans.

CHARLIE SHEEN RULES!

Monday, October 3, 2011

हाउ रोमो-अन्तिक: ड्टीट लिओंस ३४ डल्लास कोव्बोय्स 30

HOW ROMO-ANTIC: DETRIOT LIONS 34 DALLAS COWBOYS 30!

IT looked like Tony Romo was going to lead the Dallas Cowboys into their bye week with a victory over the 3-0 Detriot Lions!

I am 48 years old and have been a huge Cowboys fan since I was in the 2nd grade. I still have my Dallas Cowboys d-ring style binder with the Dallas Cowboys helmet on both sides. You can slide the paper with the helmet out if you want...but why?

For as long as I can remember the Lions have always given the Pokes trouble! Even when they were just kitty-kats! It did not matter if they had a horrific record the Leones de Detroit would always manage to mess with the Big D team! AND it drove me nuts as a kid and it still DOES! Come on Cowboys! What would Tom Landry have said?

IF you saw the game as I did YOU saw the Dallas Cowboys blow a lovely lead. Thanks to Tony Romo tossing (gift-wrapping) 3 interceptions! ARGGGH!

So the Lions roared back.

The Cowboys walked into the Bye-Bye Week injured and demoralized. The Fans...the fans
wept silently deep inside and raged against the insanity!

How Romo-antic. I am a huge Tony Romo fan...but Antonio Ramiro...you and your team blew it!

LET'S GO DALLAS COWBOYS!
LET'S GO!
2-2 RECORD!

मग्नुम क्लास्सिक इसे करें BARS

MAGNUM CLASSIC ICE CREAM BARS!

YOU no doubt have seen the commercials. Correct?

I have been curious about all the big deal about these ice cream bars. SO...Friday
as I ran my errands on a day-off I stopped off at a store formerly known as The Road Runner on Glasscock Road and 5 Mile Line...Alton, Texas and scanned the store for a beverage and ice cream product!

THERE they were in that lovely brown wrapper....MAGNUM CLASSIC ICE CREAM BARS!
HOLY TORO AND HOLY CANTON, OHIO! THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!!!!!
VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM DIPPED IN BELGIAN MILK CHOCOLOATE!!!!!


IT WAS NOT PURO HUATO! PURO DELICIOSO!!!

NOT JUST HYPE...MAGNUM CLASSIC ICE CREAM BARS ARE THE REAL DEAL!

TOM SELLECK: YOU COULD SO DO AN AWESOME COMMERCIAL FOR THIS PRODUCT. JUST OPEN THE WRAPPER AND BITE INTO THE MEGA-DELICIOUS MAGNUM CLASSIC ICE CREAM BAR AND DO YOUR TRADEMARK EYEBROW LIFT! CHA-CHING! WITHOUT UTTERING A WORD!

Sunday, October 2, 2011

थे रिओ ग्रांदे वल्ली इसद टा PARTY

THE RIO GRANDE VALLEY ICED TEA PARTY URGES YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN DEMOCRACY!
VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
Become an informed member of the electorate.

Don't ignore the power in your hands! YOU have the right to vote.

People around the world are being killed by ruthless governments led by tyrants who deny their citizenry's voice in the democratic process! These are the enemies of democracy!

VOTE! Let your voice be heard!

THE RIO GRANDE VALLEY ICED TEA PARTY
POINT OF CONTACT: sonton1@lycos.com

Saturday, October 1, 2011

HASSAN AL CHICANO ON ANWAR AL AWLAKI'S TRIP TO HELL

ANWAR AL AWLAKI WAS DISPATCHED TO HELL BY HELLFIRE MISSILES.
-HASSAN AL CHICANO

Hassan Al Chicano's views are not necessarily the views of rgvpost.com
Hassan is a freelance blogger.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

कंप्यूटर रेपैर?

WHERE DO YOU GO FOR COMPUTER REPAIR?
DO YOU GO BRAND NAME?
DO YOU GO TO SOME CYBER CURANDERO?
Contact us at: mintdragon@live.com

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

GHOST STORY OR EXHAUSTED BIT?

I pulled down a 12 hour day yesterday and headed home. A brief rest before heading for Mission Hospital to visit my father. I decided to take the scenic route. I flew at a responsible speed down Stewart Road to Business 83. I then hit Bryan Road to get to the hospital.

At the light near the carwash and KMART I saw two cars to the left of me since I was on the right. I clearly saw one of Mission's Finest wearing a lime green vest and his dark Police uniform. Sunglasses. Neat haircut. He seemed to be checking out the first car. Had someone left it there stalled? Puzzling. I glanced to my right for a brief moment. When I looked back to see what the police officer was up to...poof! No one was there!!!

Maybe my tired days had caught up with me? Did I need 12 gallons of java? Was I even safe on the road?

Maybe....on the first question.

I was wide awake.

I took my dad 2 underwear, 2 pants and 2 shirts.

Was he planning a break out from the hospital? Could be. He wants to go home!!!

He is in therapy. Heart condition. High blood pressure. He is diabetic and had fought pneumonia. He vanquished it in his youth, but folks say you are more susceptible to it if you have tangled with it before. Pop is 89 years old.

So...ghost story or exhaustion-induced hallucination?

I hit the sack at 12:08 am.

Tonight I will attempt to hit that pillow at 11:00 pm...or maybe just maybe 10:40 pm.

Dad and I would watch The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

We only got to watch one Dallas Cowboys game together this season. He has been in the hospital since September 11th.

I think I need some coffee! Community Coffee with Chickory!

GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU!

LAS VEGAS ROOFING PROS

A HUGE SHOUT-OUT TO THE ROOFING PROFESSIONALS AT LAS VEGAS ROOFING PROS!

LAS VEGAS ROOFING PROS
4402 W. RUSSELL ROAD
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA 89118
(702)537-0922

FOLKS: Watch out for Mike Garza! He is in town and has 3 cameras on his person!
No telling what type of photos he is looking for!

UP TOP LAS VEGAS ROOFING PROS! UP TOP!

MIKE GARZA ON THE ROAD

MIKE GARZA is on the road and in love with coffee...or is it the Java Girls that have tamed his wild heart? Starbucks is cerebral. Java Girls is SEXY.

Miguel is in Las Vegas trying to get more coffee and some pictures of real estate! Supposedly that is his cover story!

www.javagirlsinc.com

My-Que is thinking of bringing a Java Girls down to the RGV since the one in Pharr shut down a while back!

Contact Mike or his assistant at: mintdragon@live.com

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

अ रूकी सवेस थे डे! पोकेस PREVAIL

DALLAS COWBOYS 18
WASHINGTON REDSKINS 16

A ROOKIE KICKER KICKS BUTT!

It was as ugly as they come but the Dallas Cowboys came through and defeated one of their hated divisional foes on Monday night!

Gutsy game with injuries on the Poke side of the field!

Up next? The Detriot Lions!

GO COWBOYS!

तगालोग ट्रांस्लातोर्स WANTED

TAGALOG TRANSLATORS WANTED!
Contact: mintdragon@live.com

Sunday, September 25, 2011

NAXIE ROCKS

NAXIE ROCKS!
GOD BLESS YOU!
MAY YOU FIND HAPPINESS AND GREAT SUCCESS!

TEA PARTY LEAVES

TEA PARTY=TEA LEAVES=BURIAL IN THE BACKYARD OF HISTORY.
-AMERICANS FOR A BETTER SOCIETY
Contact Bubba Kane at: mrbubbakane@hotmail.com

Saturday, September 24, 2011

PROJECT PENNSYLVANIA IS HIRING

PROJECT PENNSYLVANIA IS HIRING!
ARABIC AND SPANISH SPEAKERS WANTED!
TOP PAY!
Contact: sonton1@lycos.com

Thursday, September 22, 2011

ताकुँचे टाइम येल्लो

YELLOW got loose Tuesday night. While my brother, Aunt Alice, and I were at Mission Hospital visiting our father Yellow was dragging his chain around! Yellow is my deceased Uncle Pepe's young dog he left behind. We are taking care of him. The canine has our uncle's old house all to himself.

I heard the dragging chain around 9:30 pm. We set him free for the night and he ran around like a nut!

The alarm went off around 4:15 am. I have to be here at work by 5:30 am. Yellow had caught a posseum and was using it as a chew toy.

I had breakfast and then my brother got me to work.

By 7:00 am my brother and Yellow went for a nice walk down the 10 acre tract. Yellow had a great time! IT was a 30 minute romp through the brush and jack rabbit country!

When Yellow went for his critter he found it was GONE!!

YOU know posseums are great fakers!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

UNICORNS

UNICORNS CRUSH IRAN T-SHIRTS ON SALE SEPTEMBER 30, 2011!
CONTACT: rotanjoe@yahoo.com

FREE IRAN!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

सेग्रेगातेद स्चूल्स इन मिस्सिओं TEXAS

WE need your help here! Does anyone know where Mission School District had their segregated schools? WE would like to know! For historical reasons and a possible story WE might forward into the general stream.

Contact Pat Kelly at: fantasmadublin@inbox.com

Sunday, September 18, 2011

RTZ - Fool For Love.




For Valerie
From Merc

VALERIE

VALERIE: GIVE LOVE ANOTHER CHANCE!
MEET ME AT CAFE VIKINGO AT 2PM TODAY!
-MERCURY

Saturday, September 17, 2011

इन सर्च ऑफ़ अ एंड व करें SODA

I always wondered where the sleep-over guests at JAGS GENTLEMEN'S CLUB went for some grub....apparently anywhere! I stopped by the Stripes store on 10th and 107 and noticed some of the sleepy customers chowing down there. Ah...they were loud and hungry! Adventures with dancers in stereo!

Outside two semi-drunkards chatted up a dancer as she tried to make her way...south towards Hidalgo.

XEW3244 licence plates.....just felt it was fishy.

I headed for the office with my A@W Cream Soda.

It is pretty hard to find cream soda in the Rio Grande Valley...at least in the Mission/McAllen area!

Friday, September 16, 2011

सिग्न ऑफ़ थे तिमेस: फसबूक इन थे LOBBY

I was visiting my father at Mission Hospital last night. I only like hospitals when a child is coming into this world. Joy and hospital in the same sentence. All other occasions sadness hitches a ride.

Dad is there recovering from pneumonia, heart complications, and high blood pressure. He has been there since Sunday. HE wants to go home! He asked me to bring him his sandals. Of course the fine physicians at Mission Hospital will decide when he can head on home! Pop knows that.

I have made trips to hospitals since I was about 12 years old. You see the lobby. You see folks watching TV or reading a magazine. Standard stuff.

Last night I actually saw a lady checking out her Facebook page.

Which reminds me...I have to post Dad's status this morning!

GOD BLESS YOU ALL!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

क्क्मोबिलेऔतोसेर्विके.COM

KC MOBILE AUTO SERVICE
1917 LOMA AZUL
SAN JUAN, TEXAS
(956)874-9250

GIVE THEM A CALL!
THEY SPECIALIZE IN headlight restoration and rock chip repair!

Ask about their Car Lot Specials!

Check them out at: www.kcmobileautoservice.com
Email: carlosesaavedra@yahoo.com

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

काशिएर फॉर कॉमिक बुक STORE

COMIC BOOK STORE SEEKS CASHIER!
Contact: rotanjoe@yahoo.com

स्त्रव्बेर्री एन्पनादास FOREVER

WE are searching for strawberry enpanadas?
Anyone have any leads?
Contact: mintdragon@live.com
Ask for Emma. Aka: The Femme Fatale of Food!

मिस्सिओं HOSPITAL

A HUGE SHOUT-OUT TO THE FINE FOLKS AT MISSION HOSPITAL!
GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
YOU ARE DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB!

MY father has been hospitalized there and he has nothing but the deepest appreciation for the great job you are doing!

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!

Monday, September 12, 2011

गिना सिसिलिया ब्लुएस्य

WE are going to start off our week with some bluesy music from GINA SICILIA! A young lady from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania that is worth a listen!

Check her out at: www.ginasicilia.com

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

GRECIA/GREECE

UNAS VACACIONES EN GRECIA?
SEGURO!
VAMONOS!

VACATION IN GREECE?
SURE!
WHY NOT?
LET'S GO!

NICK ORION recommends it!
Contact: nikorion@mail.com

THE FOX ROCKS: VANCOUVER'S FM 99.3 CFOX IN CANADA

NORTH OF THE BORDER!
THE FOX ROCKS!
FM 99.3
VANCOUVER, CANADA!
WWW.CFOX.COM

Just cruising the web trying to work on nasty paperwork! A fun Canadian radio station easily accessible via the net!

Sweet weather outside!

Summer sweetly sleeps....but for how long?

रिगोबेरतो रोसालेस: हैप्पी BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGOBERTO ROSALES!
GOD BLESS YOU!

अल्लाह इस विसेर थान अल ऑफ़ HUMANITY

Allah is wiser than all of humanity.

पार्ट-टाइम ऑनलाइन WORK

PART-TIME ONLINE WORK.
Contact: fantasmairish@aol.com

Sunday, September 4, 2011

सोमेव्हेरे इन थे रिओ ग्रांदे वल्ली: मराठों WOMAN

A SHOUT-OUT TO THE MARATHON WOMAN! OUT THERE EVERY SUNDAY! SUPER-POINTS FOR WEARING A PROPER VEST THAT IS REFLECTIVE! GO FOR IT MW!

Contact us at: mintdragon@live.com
Maybe WE can sponsor you if you are marathon-ready!

सतुरदय निघत वास CALIENTE

WAS IT A HELLISHLY HOT NIGHT LAST NIGHT OR DID I SLEEP IN A SAUNA? It just seemed that when I hit the sack last night around 11:19 PM the temp was around 80 something and when I rose from my pillowed bed the temperature was still 80 algo! Argh!

Welcome to the Rio Grande Valley! Lovely weather year-round for those that love the outdoors, work-outs, running, walking, hate snow, and such!

Just make sure you are well-hydrated and keep cool! This means grab a fan, run your air conditioner, or sit in the sombra! Shade!

Saturday, September 3, 2011

तलेंट स्कुट्स WANTED

TALENT SCOUTS WANTED!
Contact: Mike at: docelunas@mail.com

किम्बर थे KONQUEROR

KIMBRA! REMEMBER THAT NAME! A NATURALLY-GIFTED NEW ZEALAND SINGER THAT HAS HER DEBUT ALBUM, VOWS ON THE WORLD-WIDE WEB AND IN RECORD STORES!

WE EXPECT HER TO TAKE THE WORLD!
SHE IS WORTH A LISTEN!
YOUTUBE HER AND SEE FOR YOURSELVES!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

"लोस्ट माय वे बी NEEDMORE

CHECK OUT NEEDMORE'S ALBUM, "LOST MY WAY"! This rock band and its album are quite a find! "GO" and "ALL I NEED" take you on a trip as well as the title cut!

GPS will confirm it!

You can find them at: www.needmore.net

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

ब्रोव्न्स वेर्सुस एअग्लेस इन थे सुपर BOWL

WE think the Super Bowl will feature the Cleveland Browns versus the Philadelphia Eagles this go round!

What do you think?
(Sure, WE are Cowboys fans...WE are just trying to work on our psychic powers!"

Monday, August 29, 2011

आगुअस्कलिएन्तेस मेक्सिको: VACATION

AGUASCALIENTES, MEXICO IS A GREAT VACATION DESTINATION!
ENJOY SOME COOL WEATHER IN MOUNTAINOUS TERRAIN!
ESCAPE THE INFERNAL TEXAS HEAT!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

"RUN" BY CALEB HALKETT

GIVE IT A LISTEN!
CHECK COUT CALEB HALKETT!
HOW IS THIS TALENT NOT SIGNED TO A RECORD DEAL??
CHECK HIM OUT AT: WWW.MYSPACE.COM/ILOVECALEBMUSIC

Saturday, August 27, 2011

अप्प्ले STRUDEL

APPLE STRUDEL....YOU either LOVE IT OR HATE IT!
I remember when I was a child my father would bring home Butter Crust Apple Strudel. WE love it! That with a glass of cold milk would launch us into outerspace.

The years went by like supersonic seconds...minutes...hours...days..months...YEARS. I lost track of Butter Crust products. Is it gone forever?

No more Butter Crust Apple Strudel?

I found apple strudel at a VALERO convinience store this morning...single piece.

MEMORIES...SWEET MEMORIES FOR MY TASTE BUDS....but my friends on my tongue knew it was not Butter Crust!

Still delicioso!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

$6.21 OF GASOLINE PLUS $15.00

IT has been a rough month. August is the month ELVIS passed on into the other Las Vegas. I will always remember that from childhood.

My brother and I care for my mother and father and our Aunt Alice who suffers from Alzheimers. We do the best we can with what we have and thank GOD for guiding us.

Our next door neighbor passed away on the 2nd of August from diabetes complications. Our Uncle Joe had stopped eating well and was not taking his meds. He and our Aunt Alice could not see eye to eye. He had made it clear as day that he did not want us around. It is a long and complicated story. One day WE will go down that road.

WE had $6.21 in bills and loose change. WE would have to make it work.

Payday is Friday. Thursday is light years away.

WE were about to take off..when we noticed a nurse looking our way...WHY?
She was chatting with the cashier. Small talk...but why look our way?

Her black SUV was parked outside the store door....to the right...She came out and went left...towards us as we began our roll towards the dark road. She asked if we were the ones that had just purchased $6 of gas. Yes was our answer and then she told us that she had just put $15 in our tank and to pump it. SHOCK AND AWE on our faces we thanked her and pumped the fuel into our truck.

WOW.

Just when you think humanity is strapped to a go-cart and headed for a fiery hellish concrete wall YOU get someone who is not on that ride.

MAY GOD REPAY HER 1000 TIMES.

I will do my best to do something for someone.

COUNT ON IT.

GOD BLESS THAT FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

अंकल सिद गोएस तो स्य्राचुसे, न्यू YORK

Uncle Sid is heading for Syracuse, New York, City today!
Have a safe trip!
GO GREYHOUND!

P.S. WE will feed your cat.
RUBOH is in good hands!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

FIGHTING ROOSTERS: GALLOS DE PELEA

GALLOS DE PELEA!
FIGHTING ROOSTERS!
FOR SALE!
CONTACT: BIG VICK at: nolaganzo@yahoo.com

Monday, August 22, 2011

प्ले तो वीं!

LET'S GO DALLAS COWBOYS!
PLAY TO WIN!
A winning attitude begins in PRE-SEASON!

Sunday, August 21, 2011

थे मिल्क्षाके पार्टी तकस एम अत थे टा पार्टी!

TEA PARTY: YOU ARE FORWARNED!
WE ARE COMING AFTER YOU!
-THE MILKSHAKE PARTY!
Contact: sonton1@lycos.com

*Rgvpost does not endorse the views of The Milkshake Party or The Tea Party.
WE drink RC COLA.

हिरिंग फ्रीज़े?

WE head into our Sunday 2 people short! Don't you love a challenge? YES...WE are hiring! Bad economy and all! Let's ride those horses to the ocean from the depths of the desert!

WRITERS
BLOGGERS
SECURITY GUARDS!

CONTACT: mintdragon@live.com

Thursday, August 18, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHELSEA GARCIA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHELSEA GARCIA!
GOD BLESS YOU!
GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

ZEE AVI

How about some music by ZEE AVI?
Check out "Slow Hands" and "Bitter Heart"!
Give a listen to "POPPY"
Zee Avi is at: www.zeeavi.com

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

ऑनलाइन अत्तोर्नी SEARCH

ATTORNEYS are easy to find. Just grab a phone book and GO! BUT...have you ever tried to find a lawyer online? What is a good website that provides you with a comprehensive list/directory?

Any leads?
Contact: nolaganzo@yahoo.com

PRESIDENT RICK PERRY?

Governor Rick Perry has announced that he will run for president of the United States. Wow. A Texan in the White House?

IAN KINGSLEY offers a strategy to stop Perry!
Hmmmm....really?
Contact: nolaganzo@yahoo.com

Sunday, August 14, 2011

DRINK WATER

DRINK WATER.
DRINK LIFE.

TIO PEPE/UNCLE PEPE

It has been a long and chaotic week. WE buried our Uncle Pepe this Monday. Grieving comes in different forms. Just processing the fact that he is gone is quite a feat. I am still not there.

By this I mean: It feels odd when I look at his house and hear his canine bark. Knowing that he will not come of his abode and toss the cats some cat food or stomp off angry that we are walking our grandfather's ranch in the hot sun.

Obviously, I know he is buried....it just takes time.

GOD rest his soul.

I hope the Vietnam Vet has finally gotten his parade in Paradise.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

HAIRCUTS

Where do you get your haircuts? Are barber shops going the way of the dinosaurs? OR...is there a WALMARTIFICATION OF BARBER SHOPS?

What do you think?
Contact: drakatter@live.com

BALD IS BEAUTIFUL!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

थे वर अगेंस्ट अल QAEDA

MESSAGE FROM SALIM THE EAGLE: WE must keep fighting terrorism.
The loss of 22 Navy Seals was a huge national tragedy.
REMEMBER: WE ARE AT WAR WITH AL QAEDA and terrorism. WE will have
to battle on and never forget that casualities are a part of this equation.
Our enemies will surely say Bin Laden has been avenged.

Contact: sonton1@lycos.com

Salim The Eagle

Sunday, August 7, 2011

"MY KIND OF GIRL" BY CHICKENFOOT

SAMMY HAGAR in a brand new car....creative vehicle? Yep. MEET CHICKENFOOT the band he fronts with JOE SATRIANI on guitar, CHAD SMITH on drums and MICHAEL ANTHONY on bass.

CHANCES are good this band will be in the market for a new drummer because Chad Smith will rejoin his original band mates in the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Listen for "Big Foot" which is the new tune by Chickenfoot off their 2nd album. CHICKENFOOT III. is the title of the sophomoric record.

ग्रीड-परिदे-ANGER

Never invite Greed, Anger, and Pride to a funeral.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

रेस्ट इन पास अंकल PEPE

REST IN PEACE UNCLE PEPE HERNANDEZ.
VIETNAM VETERAN.
1 TOUR OF DUTY.
MAY YOU WALK THE FIELDS OF HEAVEN WITHOUT ANY ROCKS IN YOUR BOOTS.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

DUNKIN DONUTS COFFEE

DUNKIN DONUTS COFFEE!

WE are starting our day the right way!
www.dunkinathome.com

Saturday, July 30, 2011

ऊश्र्टीण ऑफ़ थे DAY

Hawaiian shirts....authentic Hawaiian shirts...where can you get THEM?
contact: tonyrotans@hotmail.com
Aloha!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

SUSIE GARRETT

GOD BLESS YOU SUSIE GARRETT!
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR STUDIES!
HANG TOUGH!

काफ्फी फॉर थे मंद?

COFFEE FOR THE MIND?
TRY VAN HALEN'S "UNCHAINED"!
FIND THE LIVE CONCERT FOOTAGE FROM A 1981 CONCERT IN OAKLAND!
IT WILL GET YOU GOING!
YOUTUBE IT!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

TERRORISTS ARE COWARDS

TERRORISTS ARE NOT HEROES.
TERRORISTS ARE COWARDS.
Salim The Eagle
sonton1@lycos.com

Monday, July 25, 2011

थे इरिश TIMES

WE love newspapers!
Read one!
Get the news in your hands!
THE IRISH TIMES!
www.theirishtimes.com

Sunday, July 24, 2011

रेस्ट इन पास अमी WINEHOUSE

REST IN PEACE AMY WINEHOUSE.

एल तोर्सिदो?

HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF A TABLOID-STYLE NEWSPAPER CALLED EL TORCIDO?
Apparently it features pictures and names of drunk drivers, deadbeat dads and child molesters!

Any leads?

Contact us at: mintdragon@live.com

Saturday, July 23, 2011

SOLIDARITY WITH NORWAY

WE ARE WITH YOU NORWAY!
TERRORISM COMES IN MANY POLITICAL AND RELIGIOUS STRIPES!
IT IS ALL COWARDLY AND EVIL!
GOD BLESS YOU!

ICINGS CUPCAKE SHOP IN MCALLEN, TEXAS

WE are sending our food blogger out into the Rio Grande Valley! Watch out for a fellow that looks like Brad Pitt and speaks with an RGV accent and is fully bilingual. If Angelina Jolie is with him...it is not our food blogger!

ICINGS CUPCAKE SHOP
FRESH GOURMET CUPCAKES
1200 N. 10th Street
McAllen, Texas
(956)661-9600

Let us hear from YOU!
What do you think of this establishment?

What do you think of the Cupcake Cool Craze?
What is your favorite cupcake spot and where in the world is it?

Contact our stomach of steel food blogger at: kasaobama@aol.com

WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR GORDITAS?

WE love our gorditas! Where do you get yours?
Email our food blogger at: kasaobama@aol.com

Thursday, July 21, 2011

MCCANN'S IRISH OATMEAL

OATMEAL IS SEXY AND STRONG!
THAT is quite an accomplishment....sexy and strong!

Why not go for a bowl of the GOOD STUFF?
TRY MCCANN'S IRISH OATMEAL!

YOU can get some at Sun Harvest in McAllen,Texas at 2008 N. 10th Street!
(956)618-5388

OR if you want to find a store near you please go to www.sun-harvest.com

BE STRONG!
BE SEXY!
OATMEAL!
MCCANN'S IRISH OATMEAL!
WWW.MCCANNS.IE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY P.J. YANDER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY P.J. YANDER!
PINATA TIME!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

MANFREDO: THE ART OF THE BRAGGART

MANFREDO IS THE MEGA-MARINE!

He is a member of an elite-elite special-special ops unit known as Unit 21.9.
Manfredo just got back from shark wrestling school off our West Coast.

It seems Al Qaeda is training sharks as vicious underwater killers! Wow. Down right diabolical!

Manfredo has a dolphin pal who happens to be in the employ of our Navy! The dolphin's name is DANE.

BACK IN 1988 when I was at South Texas Vo-Tech I knew a student that was in the Marine Corps. He told the tallest tales! He had developed his own original martial arts and would never look for trouble...TROUBLE ALWAYS FOUND HIM! ONCE...he tangled with 10 nasty ninja types and then without a scratch or tear of this outfit went out to dance the night away with 10 ladies!

WOW!

I just saw the old killer yesterday working out in Mission...no doubt undercover as a store cashier.

I suspect he is on the trail of AQ-USA agents...Al Qaeda USA...is here....he is sure of it!

Back in the 1980's Manfred was keeping our country safe from Communists!

Now the world is a darker place...and he is in the thick of it!

Reagan called on him...now Obama sends him secret texts!

GO MANFY GO!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

TWINKIES SUMMER OF 1982

It was June 1982 fresh out of High School and I found myself in green...at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri for Basic Training! Lots of drill instructors screaming at us!
Strict! Strict. Strict. Discipline. Loads of fun that would one day manifest itself as memories!

No big deal. I grew up with a by the book father who taught us about work and family..GOD and country and responsibility and discipline!

We were out training out in the field and the drill corporal was in storytelling mode. He looked like cross between Sonny Bono and Gary Busey.

We had iced milk with our grub and then the Drill Corporal screamed the word "TWINKIES"!!!

DELICIOUS!

ALL THOSE YEARS AGO!

TWINKIES TODAY!

Monday, July 18, 2011

QUESTION OF THE DAY!

The question of the day is this: Can you make a call to Ireland utilizing a phone card for Mexico?

Contact: mintdragon@live.com

Sunday, July 17, 2011

HATRED WILL GET YOU NOWHERE

If hatred is your fuel it will get you nowhere.

TRANSPORTATION COMPANY SEEKS ONLINE DISPATCHERS!

TRANSPORTATION COMPANY SEEKS ONLINE DISPATCHERS!
WE need 3 online dispatchers for our business.
Must be able to communicate verbally and on paper.
Must have knowledge of social media networks.
Facebook, MySpace,and Twitter.
Must have a clean driving record a clean criminal record!

Contact: mintdragon@live.com
DRIVERS NEEDED!
WE need drivers for trips to the East Coast.
Excellent driving records. MUST HAVE A CLEAN CRIMINAL RECORD.
This will involve a crew of 5 drivers.
Mode of transport: 3 vans and 2 cars.
Contact: mintdragon@live.com

SECURITY GUARDS WANTED

SECURITY GUARDS WANTED!
Veterans encouraged to apply!
contact: xammtoe@mail.com

Saturday, July 16, 2011

THE END OF NEWSPAPERS?

IS THIS THE END OF THE MONITOR AND ALL OTHER NEWSPAPERS IN THE RIO GRANDE VALLEY?

Newspapers nation-wide have taken a beating. Lay-offs, OUT-SOURCING, falling circulation numbers, and massive losses in ad revenues have led to closure of some periodicals!

Kids who once dreamt of becoming journalists are now having second thoughts.

Think of what newspaper interns are feeling right about now! Will they have enough money to go home or have to stick it out working a non-reporter gig?

Will the Rio Grande Valley's newspapers hang in there in a much more humble mode or will they continue with their false bravado?

It has always been about the benjamins. Now it becomes even more money-focused. Falling circulation numbers have made red-faced princes of the kings of the game!

Remember that quality of service impacts profit!!! If you provide excellent service revenue will be sweet and nice instead of sour and nasty.

Word of mouth is a cost-free type of advertising. If Neighbor Bill loves the service the newspaper is providing he will speak lovingly and sweetly of it! Ah, but if Vecino Bill gets substandard and lousy service he will do the opposite!

Which do you prefer? Perfume or Poison?

STREAMLIING is surely coming.

The Rio Grande Valley IS light years away from going TOTALLY DIGITAL. WE still have folks that do not have computers.

An actual traditional newspaper is still needed. News in your hands. Pages you can turn and mark with your pen.

Journalism is not yet dead!

Put away the coffins and go to work.

PROVIDE EXCELLENT SERVICE not good service.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARC DIAMOND

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARC DIAMOND!
NOW GET TO TO WORK!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

085PPZ NEW MEXICO LICENSE PLATES WINS SAGJM PRIZE

O85PPZ NEW MEXICO LICENSE PLATES!
WINNER!
CLAIM YOUR SAGJM PRIZE!
Contact: mintdragon@hotmail.com

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

FEATURED BUSINESS: EUCALYPTUS MASSAGE THERAPY

NEW FEATURE: FEATURED BUSINESS
We are featuring local and national businesses!

Check this out: EUCALYPTUS MASSAGE THERAPY
(956)893-0361

ICE CREAM IT THIS SUMMER

ICE CREAM DREAM.....why not? I mean it is SUMMER and in Texas it may as well be known as hell! Wasn't it General Sherman who said he would rather be stationed in hell than in TEXAS because of our infernal heat?

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

LIFE INSURANCE COMPANIES:VULTURES AND VAMPIRES?

ARE all insurance companies just vultures and vampires?
Give us your nickle's worth of opinion!
Contact: mintdragon@live.com

Monday, July 11, 2011

SUMMER LUNCH TIME TREAT: ICE CREAM

LUNCH TIME TREAT?
IT IS MONDAY....
ICE CREAM!

I will just take off my tie and indulge!
VANILLA HERE I COME!!!!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

SUMMER/FALL INTERNSHIPS

LUCKY BUGGER!
email us at: irishsoulbrother@hotmail.com
YOU are hired!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

ALMANZA HOUSE PAINTER

Let's get this economy working!
Hire local!
HIRE LOCAL!

ALMANZA HOUSE PAINTER
(956)313-3539
(956)414-1187

CHILDREN COLLIDE BRINGS IT ON HOME WITH "LOVELESS"

WHAT'S FOR AUDIO BREAKFAST? ANY TOAST?
CHECK OUT CHILDREN COLLIDE FROM AUSTRALIA!
"LOVELESS" is a killer tune that tells a story.
Feel the emotion!
Grab some orange juice and enjoy!
CHECK THEM OUT on YouTube or at: www.childrencollide.com.au

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

ZACATE! (GRASS!)

NOW that GOD has blessed us with RAIN we find that our yards are healthy and happy! In other words the yard has to be mowed!

Why not call a lawn care team?

CALL: 353-1185!

Hire local.

3 DAY WEEK-END!

Did you survive your 3 Day Weekend aka: 4TH OF JULY TRIPLE R AND R?

Sunday, July 3, 2011

"JET LAG" BY SIMPLE PLAN ROCKS IT

"JET LAG" BY SIMPLE PLAN IS WORTH A LISTEN!
This Montreal punk-pop Fab Five rock it!

Are you ready for the 4th of July?

Thursday, June 30, 2011

GOD ROCKS!

GOD ROCKS!
We are getting more rain!

थे ग्रेट अमेरिकेन बलोनी कुक-OUT

COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
SOON COMING!

THE GREAT AMERICAN BALONEY COOK-OUT!

HEY...WE live in tough economic times!

Seriously...the price of food is starving our wallets and our vampire vehicles junkie for more drug.

How else can our modes of transportation drag us from Point A to Point B?

Lay-offs in the dark horizon!

GOD BE WITH US!

५७.FR

W57.FR IS THE NUMBER ONE ROCK STATION IN LORRAINE,FRANCE!
WE give it high marks! A contender for one of the finest radio stations in le monde!

If you are studying French catch this station that plays American and other English language rock tunes!

WE know very little French but love it!

Perhaps it is time to check out Rosetta Stone and learn some Francais!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH KUMQUATS?

Summer is here! What can you do with kumquats?
Details in the near future!

BK'S TRIPLE TREAT

BURGER KING HAS FREE WIFI and Seattle's Best Coffee! Take those two factors into play and add some mini Blueberry biscuits and YOU have something to smile about!

Sunday, June 26, 2011

4TH OF JULY PLANS

Are you ready for the 4th of July? WE are getting it in gear. It will be our father's 89th birthday and we hope all of our family is there for the cook-out on the first Sunday of July!

GOD-WILLING WE WILL HAVE A GRAND TIME!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINA PEREZ

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINA PEREZ!
GOD BLESS YOU!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

EMAIL ROOM

ANSWER EMAILS FOR BUCKS?
8 HOURS A DAY
MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY!
contact: drakatter@live.com

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

LAW FIRM HIRING: RECEPTIONIST

JOB OPENING FOR A RECEPTIONIST
A law office in the Edinburg/McAllen area is hiring!
Must be responsible and over 25 years of age.
Must be bilingual.
Only submit resume.
CONTACT: dufray@lpcrlaw.com

AZIZ AT 1406 NOLANA LOOP NEEDS A CASHIER

AZIZ
1406 NOLANA LOOP
PHARR, TEXAS

CASHIER WANTED!
Work for the fine folks at Aziz Convinience Stores!

THE DEW

WHY DOESN'T MOUNTAIN DEW HAVE 3 LITER BOTTLES OF ITS EXCELLENT BEVERAGE?
WE will find out!

Monday, June 20, 2011

GRAPE TANG!

GOT TANG?
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GRAPE TANG?
OUR MONDAY MISSION!
FIND OUT!

Sunday, June 19, 2011

फठेर्स DAY

HERE WE ARE...FATHERS DAY 2011! Wow. I thank GOD that we still have our dad with us. It has been a heavy year for the first male role model in our lives. 5 kids. 2 sisters and 2 brothers.

Pop has diabetes and has a heart condition. He is stubborn about his meds. He hates that one of the side effects is dizziness. I as son must take care of my papa. I must also not badger or force him to take his medicines. He will do what he wants. I may be 48 years old, but I am still his son.

Dad is 88 years old and God-willing will turn 89 this 4th of July.

Dad wants to travel to Central Mexico in August. My brother and I take care of him, my mom, and an aunt who suffers from Alzheimers. WE must honor and respect his wishes. We are not the boss of him!

This year we could not afford to get him anything. Tough times economically.

As I left him this morning to go to work I gave him a hug and wished him a happy fathers day. Pop said thank you and then said " May GOD always bless and protect my children."

Uttering those words took me back to one of his stories. Dad is a great story-teller and lecturer. A whooping was better than a lecture growing up. A lecture from Dad was something else. I remember them all. He can make a point.

Dad lost his father when he was 13 years old. My grandma raised him as well as she could. Grandma did a fantastic job. Pop can cook! He is a hard worker and taught us the importance of work!

Dad once told me he asked GOD to let him live long enough to see us all as adults. He did not want us to grow up without a father. That is quite tough as per Papa.

Anytime Dad would go out of the country he would tell me that I was in charge. That was when I was about 8 years old! Wow! I thought I was way over my head! Of course I was the 3rd string quarterback. My MOM was actually the 2nd string QB and she was in charge! Being eldest was quite an experience growing up!

The hug was like a treasure to Pop.

I hope YOU all enjoy your Fathers Day and thank GOD if you are fortunate to have your Paternal Figure still with YOU.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

THE BRUINS ARE THE CHAMPS!

THE BOSTON BRUINS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS!
GOT HOCKEY?
Check them out at: www.bruins.nhl.com

CONGRATULATIONS BOSTON!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

TRIPLE THREAT: PHANTOM RADIO RADIO LUPO AND WCYY PORTLAND, MAINE

WE are waiting for our coffee! The waiting is the hardest part...Tom Petty was right!

WE have our TRIPLE THREAT RADIO STATIONS TO ROCK WITH!

CHECK IT OUT!

RADIO LUPO from Varese, Italy at: www.radiolupo.it

WCYY FM 94.3 PORTLAND, MAINE at: www.wcyy.com

PHANTOM RADIO in Dublin, Ireland which is the home of rock in Dublin!
Check them out at: www.phantom.ie

Toss in a Moonpie for our coffee and WE are set!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

DELIA: LEGAL ASSISTANT

DELIA seeks a job as a legal assistant!
contact: geonpop@excite.com

Monday, June 13, 2011

FREE WORK SEARCH POSTINGS

RGVPOST.COM OFFERS FREE WORK SEARCH POSTS!
WHAT is a work search post?

YOU can post what type of job/work you are looking for!
FREE!
Why would we charge a thirsty soul for water?

contact: geonpop@excite.com

Sunday, June 12, 2011

ELDERBERRY

ELDERBERRY. WHERE CAN I GET MY HANDS ON SOME HERE IN THE RGV?
contact: irishsoulbrother@hotmail.com

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

"BELL BOTTOM BLUES" BY ZZ TOP: GREAT RENDITION OF A CLASSIC!

CHECK OUT ZZ TOP'S VERSION OF "BELL BOTTOM BLUES" ON YOU TUBE!
EXCELENTE!

TWINKIES AND TEA AT THE 9:00 AM BREAK!

Monday, June 6, 2011

2 SUMMER INTERNS WANTED

RGVPOST.COM SEEKS 2 ONLINE INTERNS!
contact: irishsoulbrother@hotmail.com

Sunday, June 5, 2011

GOD IS THE AUTHOR OF LIFE

GOD IS THE AUTHOR OF LIFE.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

LIFE IS THE ULTIMATE REALITY SHOW

LIFE IS THE ULTIMATE REALITY SHOW.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

XFM LONDON FM 104.9

WE are listening to XFM in London,England via the internet! Stream this fab radio station! Go to: www.xfm.co.uk! A CUP OF JAVA FOR THE AUDIO SENSES!

XFM FM 104.9 LONDON, ENGLAND
WWW.XFM.CO.UK

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

GUNS OF LOVE SEEK BASS PLAYER

GUNS OF LOVE SEEK BASS PLAYER!
contact: wardove@yexmail.com

Monday, May 30, 2011

MEMORIAL DAY

MEMORIAL DAY. We remember members of our armed services that gave their lives defending our nation.

THAT is what Memorial Day is about.

Not about sales...sales...sales!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

FALSE PROPHETS ARE TRULY WRONG

False prophets are truly wrong.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

ROCK STATION IN MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN?

ANYONE FROM MILWAUKEE?
WHAT RADIO STATION IS THE ROCK STATION UP THERE?
contact: xammtoe@mail.com

Thursday, May 19, 2011

REQUEST "RAPTURE" BY BLONDIE ON MAY 21, 2011!

REQUEST "RAPTURE" BY BLONDIE ON MAY 21, 2011! Would-be Biblical experts and Scare Tactic Specialists claim 21 May is definitely the day of the Rapture!

Of course the Bible says neither man nor angel knows the date!

ROCK ON!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

SAVE AMERICA'S MOST WANTED!

JOIN A CAMPAIGN TO SAVE AMERICA'S MOST WANTED! John Walsh's program has been cancelled! Add your voice to the mass clamor!

AMW has done so much good to get criminals off the streets! This show belongs on the air! Saturday is the best day!

How do WE rate this program? ABOVE EXCELLENT!

SAVE AMERICA'S MOST WANTED!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

CRAIG FERGUSON TRIES NOT TO CUSS

I could not resist watching The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson last night! He said he would try not to cuss all through the program. Fans of this great mad comedic genius know all too well that he can launch cuss words like deadly intercontinental missiles! CBS censors are ready to block his shots!

CRAIG interviewed Geoff Peterson his robotic sidekick. That was a huge hoot!

His second guest was Simon Helberg from the CBS sitcom Big Bang Theory.

Craig made it! No cussing unless I missed one!

Monday, May 16, 2011

HOME STRETCH WEEK

HOME STRETCH WEEK for those that think May 21, 2011 is The Rapture!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

HELLO IRAN!

HELLO, IRAN!
GET YOUR FREEDOM ON!
Come out onto the streets!
Souls!
GOD created us all free!
Man cannot make slaves of his brethren without offending the Maker!
Rock it Iran!
Fight against tyranny!
Cold hard steel is no match for spiritual soul power!

"FOREVER NOW" BY COLD CHISEL

CHECK OUT "FOREVER NOW" BY COLD CHISEL! WE heard it on www.therock.net.nz THE ROCK FM which is Auckland, New Zealand's top notch rock station! Stream Them! Kiwi Rock!

SOUND HOUND!

A gazillion phone apps out there! How many are actually practical? How many are just silly? Check out SOUND HOUND. Have you ever been at the mall or in an elevator and wondered about the title of a song playing above your head? With Sound Hound's app you can get the song's title in seconds AND tunes similar to it as well as groups like the one who sing your mystery cancion!

Huge thanks to Dan The Man who was on vacation in Minneapolis, Minnesota for sharing this app with us! Thanks Dan!

STONESOUR'S "SAY YOU'LL HAUNT ME"

STONESOUR'S "SAY YOU'LL HAUNT ME" is just begging to be a soundtrack tune for a ghost flick! All in all it is a powerfully awesome song!

CANADIAN BRIAN

A BIG HOWDY TO CANADIAN BRIAN!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

HIRED: MICHAEL OROPEZA

Michael Oropeza: YOU are hired!
contact: irishsoulbrother@hotmail.com

Thursday, May 12, 2011

प्रयेर REQUEST

PLEASE PRAY FOR EDUARDA DUNHAM. She is battling brain cancer. May 11, 2011 she underwent surgery to attempt to remove a tumor from her brain. The doctors were unable to prolong her life.

She has one to two years according to the physicians.

GOD is greater than any doctor.

PRAYER IS POWER.

WE would appreciate it if you said a small prayer.

Thank you and GOD bless you all!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

WHEN IS PUBLIC INFORMATION A BREACH OF PRIVACY?

SUPPOSE you are a math teacher in a PUBLIC school. Do YOU want the PUBLIC to know how much YOU make? Do YOU want YOUR name accessible to the PUBLIC? SAY your name is Herbie Lovebugger and you work for say the Sharyland School District as a math teacher. Do you mind if JOHN OR JANE Q. PUBLIC can check on how much you make?

When is public information a breach of privacy?

Never?

I mean you did take the job. Perhaps, you were even told your information could be made public.

What now?

DON'T MESSWITH TEXAS: LITTERING IN THE LONE STAR STATE

IT would seem that Texans and non-Texans love to mess with the Lone Star State because they litter!

Sad.
SAD!

Monday, May 9, 2011

"ROCK BOTTOM" BY UFO: LUNCH AUDIO DESSERT

Lunch-time dessert? Audio Dessert. UFO'S "ROCK BOTTOM"! WE found this on YouTube!
Give it a listen! Mighty tasty! On we go with our Magical Manic Monday!

BEYOND OBL...OSAMA BIN LADEN

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD! OBAMA GOT OSAMA as some folks were chanting last week sounded kind of catchy. WE must look beyond this fantastic achievement and remain ever vigilant! Our enemies in Al Qaeda will continue to plot violence against us.

This is pretty MUCH A GUARANTEE!

The American-born cleric in Yemen was almost killed by a drone recently! This American was born in New Mexico. Anwar Al-Awaki switched vehicles otherwise he would have been history a few days ago!

OMAR HAMMAMI is another American-born cleric. O.H. was born in Alabama. Omar operates in Somalia.

WE will be quite busy hunting these traitors down.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

UPGRADE DOWNGRADE TERROR THREATS AND JAVA

DO you ever supposedly get a computer system upgrade and find it was more like a DOWNGRADE? Welcome to our world! A whole lotta coffee and patience and then a TRUE UPGRADE! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! SURF ON! SAY NO TO DECAF!

CONTINUE TO REMAIN VIGILANT!
With Osama Bin Laden's body in the swim...rest assured we are still human targets!

Monday, May 2, 2011

FOR THE RECORD...

WWW.ENDVINYL.COM would press your ashes into a record. You provide the recording and wow..you would be played. Music...vocals...silence...whistling Dixie. Whatever you want! Would you do it?

Check it out at: www.endvinyl.com
IM-PRESSIVE?

Sunday, May 1, 2011

RHOMBUS RHONDA ROCKS!

RHOMBUS RHONDA ROCKS IS HIRING!
contact: chemaching@yexmail.com

Thursday, April 28, 2011

TJOBS.COM

FIND A TELECOMMUTING JOB AND WORK FROM HOME!
CHECK OUT: WWW.TJOBS.COM

BLAS DIAMOND: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAS DIAMOND!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

VACATION IN NEW JERSEY

Vacation in New Jersey! CONSIDER THE GARDEN STATE THIS SUMMER!
Check out www.visitnj.org

Sunday, April 24, 2011

HAPPY EASTER

HAPPY EASTER!
What do you have planned? I find myself at the office. Our cook-out turkey and brisket was done South Texas Style last night! Overnight and delicious! I got a sneak peek taste for breakfast!

Turkey for breakfast! Following Dad's rule: "If it is on a plate in front of you in the morning on that kitchen table...It is breakfast!"

Father Knows Best!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

KEMO THE BLAXICAN'S "NO QUE NO"

"No Que No" by KEMO THE BLAXICAN! On a nice Thursday at the office! Are you ready for Easter? I can smell the food from the cook-out! I can hear the music!

GOD bless you all!

WEST COAST RAP: "NO QUE NO" BY KEMO THE BLAXICAN!

K.K. DOWNING TO RETIRE FROM JUDAS PRIEST

K.K. Downing set to retire from Judas Priest. Ultra-Wowsers! Downing is one of the founding forces behind the elite metal unit! Retirement.

I remember in the 1980's visiting a school chum and noticing the menacing Judas Priest wall posters. These Brit blokes meant business. You Got Another Thing Coming!

Time to catch some Judas Priest tunes. Celebrate the music!

ARE YOU READY FOR EASTER?

Are YOU ready for EASTER? WE are prepping for our Easter Cook-out! FAMILY, FOOD, AND FUN! Easter Mass. The Resurrection. Hope,life,and love triumph over death,despair, and hatred. Jesus Christ Resurrected!

WE wish you the best this Easter!

Let us all resurrect our family ties and move forward.

GOD bless you all!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

RAUL RESENDEZ STATE FARM INSURANCE AGENCY'S FIRST ANNUAL EASTER EGG HUNT

RAUL RESENDEZ STATE FARM INSURANCE agency is ranked number 1 in the state and number 6 in the nation!

They are sponsoring their First Annual Easter Egg Hunt on Thursday April 21, 2011 at their location at: 205 S. Sugar Road in Edinburg, Texas! The event will run from 4:00 PM to 6:00 PM.

RAUL RESENDEZ STATE FARM
205 S. SUGAR ROAD
EDINBURG, TEXAS
(956) 383-0081

SEXUAL HARASSMENT

WE take a yearly course on SEXUAL HARASSMENT. It is most often the same flick with the same old scenarios. WE are not barbarians. We pretty much get the picture.

SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS A BIG NO-NO.

Maybe Rio Grande City Police Chief Dutch Piper and city manager Juan Zuniga should have taken extracurricular/remedial classes on SH. Just a thought.

Better bone up on the subject!

It could have kept them out of legal problems!

What? These chaps/chumps could not be gentlemen?

Join the club....gentleman's club? Hmmm...lads...that would have been an option!

Butt...seriously...you are paid rather well and now you endanger your careers...tusk..tusk...bad...bad!

Get a grip!

BEHAVE!

-Ian Waters and Jose Maria Ching
comments?
chemaching@yexmail.com

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTHEW MASON JR

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTHEW MASON JR!
GOD BLESS YOU!

Monday, April 18, 2011

TVR828 TEXAS PLATES

Hey, TVR828 TEXAS PLATES!
LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!

HAPPY BOSTON MARATHON DAY

HAPPY BOSTON MARATHON DAY!

Sunday, April 17, 2011

TIEKRONS WANTED!

Not intimidated by mundane online research?
Maybe you can work for us as a tiekron?
contact: chemaching@hotmail.com

Thursday, April 14, 2011

IRISH LOVE BLOOM

Your voice is the sunshine of my soul.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

IRISH ROSE IN HONOLULU

Molly and Walt were doing their best gypsy moves on the beach when they formulated a plot for plain fun in paradise!

They headed down to the Irish Rose Saloon in Honolulu!

IRISH ROSE SALOON
478 ENA ROAD
HONOLULU, HAWAII
(808)947-3414

By the time they made it back to the mainland they had great tans and a ton of Hawaiian shirts!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

LOST: SIBERIAN HUSKY PUP

LOST: SIBERIAN HUSKY PUP.
GOES BY THE NAME OF ZOE.
LOST ON APRIL 7, 2011
in the 23rd Street/Xenops area of McAllen, Texas.
contact lost and found level at: dobfecha@hotmail.com

Monday, April 11, 2011

LUNES LISTEN: SHIHAD

SHIHAD from New Zealand rocks! Check them out at: www.shihad.com
Songs to check out?
"IGNITE"
"ENGAGE"
"SLEEPEATER"

MUSIC REVIEWER WANTED

MUSIC REVIEWER WANTED!
contact: dobfecha@hotmail.com

PINKY: REST IN PEACE

It has been a week now since our dog, PINKY died. We miss her immensely. She was a true friend and an excellent guard dog. She was buried on the walking trail on the ranch. The spot is perfect because she would have a vantage point from which to guard us. She was fast and quite protective. Were she alive her speed would have gotten her to us in a zip.

She loved taking that trail on our walks. The day before she passed away I remember spotting 3 jack rabbits. JACK RABBITS! Huge conejos!

We will wait a bit before we sign another team member to our crew.

Cactus with thorns adorn her grave. The yellow flowers are in bloom. We had to place the cactus on her resting place to keep the coyotes from exhuming her.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

AMY WINEHOUSE FANS UNITE

AMY WINEHOUSE FANS UNITE!
What is your favorite song by the British Brunette?

Saturday, April 9, 2011

REY MEDRANO: DWI

REY MEDRANO: PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

IS THERE A TRAVEL AGENT IN THE HOUSE?

IS THERE A TRAVEL AGENT IN THE HOUSE?
IF SO...riddle me this...can we sail to Ireland from the USA?
contact us at: irishsoulbrother@hotmail.com!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRISTINA GONZALEZ

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRISTINA GONZALEZ!

JOSEPH KRAFKA

A BIG HOWDY TO JOSEPH KRAFKA IN BROWNSVILLE, TEXAS!

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

JAVA DAILY

No coffee in the MORNING....day 2! What is this all about? Sure, I had some java later after lunch! No way that I would go without a cup of Joe!

The day I do not drink coffee angels and demons will battle in the sky and gold will rain down from the heavens!

In other words: Java daily!

Monday, April 4, 2011

AUDIO BREAKFAST: "PORK AND BEANS" BY WEEZER

"PORK AND BEANS" by WEEZER! YEAH...that is our audio breakfast! Would you like that too? We recommend some orange juice and coffee to go with that! Feel free to sing a long!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

ELTON JOHN ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

THE ROCKETMAN was on Saturday Night Live last night marking his second time on the show. The first time was as a musical guest back in the 1980s. Unless WE heard wrong!

Not too bad on the comedy sketches. He went both ways last night...the host and musical guest!

DEFEND LIFE

FIGHT FOR LIFE against death!
FIGHT AGAINST ABORTION!

WHERE DO YOU BOWL?

SO...where do you wear your bowling shoes? Where do you bowl?

Thursday, March 31, 2011

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH 100 DOLLARS ESSAY CONTEST

SO is $100 really worth 100 dollars? Is it worth what it was say in the 1980's? OR is it more like $50?

WE want to know! Submit an "essay" 100 words or more! YOU could win ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS! DEADLINE? NONE YET!

Submit your essays to: samtoes@hotmail.com OR ganzowing@yexmail.com!

Do you have the WRITE STUFF?

Good luck!

WZBH FM 93.5 IN GEORGETOWN, DELAWARE'S ROCK STATION

WWW.WZBHROCKS.COM online! Georgetown,Delaware's rock station! WZBH FM 93.5 THE BEACH..THE ROCK! OUR stop on the 50 ROCK RADIO STATIONS IN THE USA CYBER TOUR!

IT took us a bit to get to this spot!

WE checked out The Matt And Crank Program. Weekdays: 5:30 am to 10:00 am! Eastern Time. Give them a listen!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

NOTRE DAME COLLEGE FOOTALL NATIONAL CHAMPS?

WE BELIEVE NOTRE DAME WILL RULE AS THE BEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAM THIS GO ROUND!

CONSPIRACY THEORY: JESSE THE BODY VENTURA WRESTLES WITH SECRETS!

WE have to admit that we LOVE JESSE VENTURA'S CONSPIRACY THEORY! If you dig conspiracies...what's not to love?

We take it with a grain of salt. Kooky Kookies with your coffee?

WE study them and decide which may or may not be real!

Enjoy!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

BODY OF PROOF: DANA DELANY

MARCH 29,2011 DANA DELANY as a medical examiner in Body Of Proof. ABC. 9:00 PM. I am sure you have noticed all of the promos on ABC.

Tonight we see what all the fuss is about.

Delany is one of my favorites.

ABC is not CBS nor NBC. I rarely watch ABC.

I will have my healthy snacks at the ready.

Don't let me down Delany!

Monday, March 28, 2011

ROBOT-MAN VERSUS THE BLUE BUGGY

ROBOT MAN VERSUS THE BLUE BUGGY! It looks like DA Rene Guerra could literally take on SUPER-LAWYER RAMON "ROBOT MAN" GARCIA...AKA HIDALGO COUNTY JUDGE GARCIA!

THESE TWO CHAPS clearly do not like each other.

The story is that Guerra hates Judge Garcia and CONVICTED JUSTICE OF THE PEACE MARY ALICE PENA. PETTY little acts of cruelty? Dirty Tricks?

Welcome to the Rio Grande Valley and its nasty politics!

-Steve Jacoby

Sunday, March 27, 2011

BREAKFAST IN DUBLIN, IRELAND

Where can I get a great breakfast in Dublin, Ireland?

GENERAL TOMMY FRANKS: PNEK CONTEST

General Tommy Franks: Ijoxa uj pnek!
Translate this phrase and win $100!
contact Salim at: sonton1@lycos.com

Thursday, March 24, 2011

SHIHAD

CHECK OUT SHIHAD at: www.shihad.com! Shihad is a rock band from New Zealand! We really love the sound and the lyrics! Check out the video for Ignite which is the name of their latest album!

WE heard this band on The Rock FM which is an excellent rock station based in Auckland, New Zealand!

Their website is: www.therock.net.nz

SHIHAD ROCKS!

WE wonder if we will see them on a late night American show soon?

Paging Craig Ferguson!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

RONNIE BURKE ON MARY ALICE PALACIOS

SO were you surprised that convicted Justice of the peace, Mary Alice Palacios got probation? Not really? Were you shocked?

Really?

Did you think that A POWERFUL PALACIOS WOULD ACTUALLY DO SOME JAIL TIME?

KEEP HER OFF THE BENCH! NOW HIDALGO COUNTY MUST DEAL WITH A LAWSUIT THANKS TO HER!

SHE can only judge pie-eating contests in my opinion!

The staff at rgvpost.com think diffeerently. But then again I get paid for my opinions!

Fuera con Mary Alice Palacios!

Ronnie Burke

Monday, March 21, 2011

LAUGHTER ALERT!

HOW ABOUT A LAUGH? GO to: www.therock.net.nz which is the website for The Rock FM Auckland, New Zealand's excellent rock station!

Check out their funny videos! Look for the one about how to get rid of a one night stand!

GET READY TO LAUGH!

Sunday, March 20, 2011

SUNDAY BEGINS

Our ears are overseas this morning as we listen to THE ROCK FM out of Auckland, New Zealand! On the world wide web you can find this fine Kiwi rock station at: www.therock.net.nz!

So how did you spend your Super Moon Saturday? It was St. Joseph's Day. We wore a bit of red and dreamt of one day visiting Italia!

Keep your dreams alive! Light a candle! Do not smother them with your pillow!

IF I were in Dublin, Ireland I would be grabbing a pastry with my tea right about now.

Too bad I am not a master of bilocation!

Well, I wish you all a fantastic dynamic Domingo!

Enjoy it because tomorrow is Manic Monday! Back to work for the lot of you!

Saturday, March 19, 2011

WLJS FM 91.9 JACKSONVILLE, ALABAMA!

ALABAMA! Check out WLJS FM 91.9 JACKSONVILLE, ALABAMA! STRAIGHT out Jacksonville State University! YOU can check out some alternative rock music in Spanish!
www.919fm.webs.com

HOLA GEORGIA!

VACATION IN THE COUNTRY OF GEORGIA!

TOURISM ROCKS!

BE A PART OF IT!

HOLA GEORGIA!

HELLO IRAN

HELLO IRAN!
KEEP FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY!
GOD BLESS YOU!

SUPER MOON SATURDAY

WHAT do you have planned for this fine and dandy SUPER MOON SATURDAY?
Are you going to South Padre Island?
HAVE A GREAT ONE!
GOD BLESS YOU!
WHATEVER YOU HAVE PLANNED...STAY SAFE AND HAPPY!

HAPPY ST. JOSEPH'S DAY

HAPPY ST. JOSEPH'S DAY!
VISIT ITALY!
WEAR RED!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
PHANTOM 105.2 FM DUBLIN,IRELAND'S HOME OF ROCK!
MICHELLE DOHERTY AT THE CONTROLS!
EARLY IN THE MORNING IN THE USA!
In Ireland it is already heading towards lunch time!

MHEA FOR RUSH LIMBAUGH!

RUSH LIMBAUGH....Xisu bu MHEA!
A little message for the EIB emperor from Danny Tanner.
sonton1@lycos.com

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

KDKB FM 93.3 ROCKS ARIZONA

ARIZONA: KDKB FM 93.3 ROCKS ARIZONA! Check them out at: www.kdkb.com!
Base of operation: Phoenix, Arizona!

Off we go on our 50 radio station in the USA cyber tour!

Monday, March 14, 2011

KZND FM 94.7 THE END ALASKA'S ROCK ALTERNATIVE

HERE WE GO ON OUR 50 ROCK STATIONS IN THE USA CYBER TOUR! ALASKA.
KZND FM 94.7 THE END ALASKA'S ROCK ALTERNATIVE!
CHECK THEM OUT AT: www.947kznd.com
Up in Houston, Alaska!

WE wonder if Sarah Palin listens to The End KZND FM 94.7 ALASKA'S ROCK ALTERNATIVE?
IF she wants to rock out she does! You betcha!

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

CRYSTAL FROM WHATABURGER

Crystal attends high school. She also works at a Mcallen Whataburger. On foot she can make it to the burger joint in about 10 minutes. She is a hard worker.

Lately, she gets a ride to her chamba.

WE have seen her in cold and rainy weather.

WHATABURGER IS FORTUNATE TO HAVE SUCH A DEDICATED EMPLOYEE.

Credit goes to her parents. This is lovely. A young person with a great work
ethic.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

BUTTERSCOTCH/BROWN HAWAIIAN SHIRT

A BUTTERSCOTCH/BROWN HAWAIIAN SHIRT. What? A co-worker gave me such a shirt. Size medium. I think it might fit! Wow. What a surprise!

AND...March 10th is my birthday.

July 8th is his....the mind's gears are in motion!

Monday, March 7, 2011

LA ROSA GRIEGA (THE GREEK ROSE)

La Rosa Griega es hermosa!
The Greek Rose is beautiful!
Jennifer Aniston!

JOEY DISCO ON WCYY FM 94.3 PORTLAND, MAINE'S HOME OF ALTERNATIVE ROCK

JOEY DISCO is pinch hitting for ROBIN IVY who is still in New York City! WCYY FM 94.3 PORTLAND, MAINE'S HOME OF ALTERNATIVE ROCK is in good hands with Joey Disco!

Why wander the Radio Dial Desert? Check them out at: www.wcyy.com

Saturday, March 5, 2011

"I'M ON FIRE" BY HEAD LIKE A HOLE

Remember "I'm On Fire" the song by Bruce Springsteen? Gary U.S. Bonds did a remake of it once upon a time.

Now HEAD LIKE A HOLE from New Zealand have submitted their own take on this song by The Boss. It is quite unique and nice. Rocks and rolls!

Check them out!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

GOD IS HIRING

GOD IS HIRING! APPLY NOW! Become a priest, rabbi, imam, or reverend.

HUGH LAURIE...THE MUSICIAN

HUGH LAURIE...? SURE. He plays the lead character on Fox's hit show "HOUSE". ON The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson he revealed his musical side. He plays music! He favors blues from New Orleans. He even put out an album. The title? "LET THEM TALK" will be released in May!

WE will be checking it out, God-willing.

Last night Laurie played the harmonica on Ferguson's show and was awarded a Golden Harmonica. Only guests that can play a tune win such a grand prize!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

DIMA KHATIB

WE are following the tweets of DIMA KHATIB who is the Latin American correspondent for Al Jazeera. She is tweeting on the troubles of GADDAFI!

The Colonel must go!
DOWN WITH GADDAFI!

GOD BLESS LIBYA!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

JENNIFER ANISTON IS NOT BORING

JENNIFER ANISTON IS NOT BORING! I read somewhere that Joan Rivers used that word to describe my favorite FRIEND. Rivers is just a windmill someone needs to play with.

If Joanie Loves Publicity means that Aniston is not Tabloid FRIENDLY enough or does not make a splash with a loud mouth big deal.

Aniston is my kind of star.

I will don my knight's armor and take on all comers. Including a rather humorous nitwitty dragon named Joan Rios!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

KULA SHAKIR'S REMAKE OF DEEP PURPLE'S "HUSH"

Good morning world! I have not had my coffee yet! Woe to the wall!

I HAVE HAD MY DOSE OF GREAT MUSIC ON PHANTOM 105.2 DUBLIN,IRELAND'S HOME OF ROCK!
www.phantom.ie! This is where I heard Kula Shakir's excellent rendition of the Deep Purple song, "HUSH"!

I loved it! The best part is that the artist did not stray from the sound and soul of this rock song!

Well done!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

"RUSTED FROM THE RAIN" BY BILLY TALENT

"RUSTED FROM THE RAIN" BY BILLY TALENT is an awesome rocking tune. Check out the guillotine guitar solo on this song!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

OATMEAL AND SPILLED COFFEE

NICE. Nice and early and I spilled coffee on paperwork. Oatmeal time.

Monday, February 21, 2011

GOOD NEWS ON A MANIC MONDAY

THE BANGLES have been playing "Manic Monday" in my mind all day! Except for lunch. The Old Noggin had some Thin Lizzy and Riot on its turntable. Yup. No CD player in my psyche!

Oh...the good news? AC/DC'S new LIVE album will be released in 6 weeks! Get your calendars rocking for this release!

LANCE WATSON: STAY AWAY FROM PIRATES

WHY would anyone go into PIRATE-INFESTED WATERS near SOMALIA??!!!? Now the U.S. NAVY is trying to get 4 Christian missionaries out of a jam. Sure, it is noble to give away Bibles to folks that could use them.

As my father's majordomo used to say: "Tu cerebro es para pensar no para usar como pinata!" TRANSLATION: Your brain is for thinking not to use like a pinata!

THESE 4 then were easy prey for the Somali pirates. Apparently, they would have been easy targets for the Pittsburg Pirates if that Major League baseball team were playing Redbeard off the Somali coast!

Hopefully, WE can get them out of these dire straits and then scold the New and Old Testaments out of them! Come on, people!

IF someone tells you it is dangerous to sail into dangerous waters because...well..maybe PIRATES might take you hostage...MAYBE..JUST MAYBE YOU should LISTEN!

-LANCE WATSON
freelance for the world!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

LOVE IS NEVER DEFEATED

LOVE IS NEVER DEFEATED.
-Pope John Paul II.

LOVE IS NEVER DEFEATED

LOVE IS NEVER DEFEATED.
-Pope John Paul II.

THE CHIPPING OF AMERICAN CITIZENS?

SO: Do you believe the government will implement a mandatory chipping of American citizens? Will YOU comply?

What methods will the government utilize to carry out such a sinister program?

HUMOROUSLY SPEAKING? THE GOV could easily chip us ALL by having the chips embedded in TOILET PAPER! OH, YEAH!

WE, THE PEOPLE USE TOILET PAPER! EVEN SARAH PALIN AND THE TEA PARTY USE IT!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

COUNTDOWN?

YOU can count on your fingers to a thousand...you just cannot count on some people that are absent from work on a constant basis!

Maybe the old boss will get out his hatchet!

AND then my password decided to play tricks on me!

I am at the keyboard!

-LANCE WALTON

Thursday, February 17, 2011

SEETHER'S "RISE ABOVE THIS"

SEETHER'S "RISE ABOVE THIS" is the song stuck inS our office heads! Great song!

1IOTA.COM: FREE TICKETS FOR FANS

SO...SAY you want to attend the taping of your favorite TV late night show...where can you get some free tickets?

GO to: www.1iota.com

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

WATER COOLER TALK: DID THE CIA CREATE FACEBOOK?

Instead of playing hackysack by the watercooler we engaged in office conspiracy theory chat. Yeah. There is a nut for every sort of conspiracy.

So: Did the CIA create facebook? Hmmm. Are they that clever? I mean look at it with conspiratorial nutty red eyes. Iran is wishing their citizenry would stop using social networks like FB. Old Hosni Mubarak wishes he had control of facebook so he could remain Pharoh. Now Bahrain is feeling the burn. Who is next?

Will the Castros in Cuba hate facebook? How about the Communist Chinese? North Korea?

If spooks created facebook I toast them with my Barqs Rootbeer because it's got bite and is the best Root beer around!

CRIMINAL MINDS: SUSPECT BEHAVIOR

ARE YOU READY FOR A SPIN-OFF OF CRIMINAL MINDS? It is on this evening after the original CM! It is called CRIMINAL MINDS: SUSPECT BEHAVIOR and stars Forrest Whitaker and Janine Garofalo.

WE cannot wait. The writing has to be there or else the show is not worth a lick!

We will be watching!

Get your Twitter ready!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

BELL X1's new album will be released on April 1, 2011. The title of this collection of songs is "BLOODLESS COUP".

"HEY ANNA LENA" is the lead-off song. It is a soulful delivery which takes you for a nice ride in emotion.

A sweet song to bring you down safely from a hard rock flight!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Sunday, February 13, 2011

BIEBER BOOMS INTO THE GRAMMYS!

A small unplugged Bieber bit of his huge hit guess which one? Yup and then with drummers morphs into Never Say Never....with Jaden Smith!

A helicopter overhead at home..

ONE DAY MOHAWK

ONE DAY MOHAWK? What is that? Just what it says...one day mohawk! I have one today! By the start of Manic Monday I will just have a short haircut!

Something for fun on a worky-work Sunday!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

OLTL: ONE LIFE TO LIVE ON ABC

With soap operas no longer safe from extinction, it is good to see One Life To Live hanging in there! It is not one of my favorites. I am just in a nostalgic mood this cold Thursday afternoon!

KEEP SOAP OPERAS ALIVE!

BAGPIPES MUSIC

I ran across some awesome bagpipes music on YouTube. YOU can pretty much find EVERYTHING there! Or so it seems!

Give it a try!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMOR DULCE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMOR DULCE OF MANILA, PHILIPPINES!

WEEZER ON WCYY FM 94.3 PORTLAND, MAINE'S HOME OF ALTERNATIVE ROCK WITH ROBIN IVY

Just prepping for my morning java jug! Yeah! I hope all of you are having a Wonderful Wednesday! Let's kick it off on a positive note!

I am listening to WEEZER'S "I WANT YOU TO" on WCYY FM 94.2 PORTLAND, MAINE'S HOME OF ALTERNATIVE ROCK! CHECK OUT ROBIN IVY THIS MORNING! GREAT WAY TO SAY HELLO TO THE SHINY BRIGHT MORNING STARS! MAKING IT A POSITIVE TIME!

ROCK ON ROBIN IVY!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

ROCKY SALT

Do you need to do a background check on someone? All you have to do is know where to look. Comb through with a really good service. Look. Look. Look.-ROCKY SALT

Monday, February 7, 2011

CHEESEHEADS IN CHEESE DIP FIESTA

THE GREEN BAY PACKERS DEFEATED THE PITTSBURG STEELERS! NICE! VERY NICE! ALL DALLAS COWBOYS FANS REJOICE!!!!

I wonder if any conspiracy nuts will come out the closet with crazed theories on why the lads from Steel Town lost?

Hmm...let me toss them a bone...with a bit of meat in it....the Steelers could not pull it off because it was at Cowboys Stadium!

LOL. Nope. The real reason the Pittsburg Steelers lost last night was because the Green Bay Packers beat them!

Yup.

GREEN BAY PACKERS 31
PITTSBURG STEELERS 25

Sunday, February 6, 2011

SUPER BOWL PARTY

WILL you have chocolate and pan dulce at your Super Bowl Party? Just Valley-style it? A cook-out. A beer bash?

I may or may not have bottles of Root beer! BARQS RULES!

Friday, February 4, 2011

RGVPOST.COM SALUTES MICHELLE DOHERTY OF PHANTOM 105.2 FM DUBLIN, IRELAND'S HOME OF ROCK

WE bloggers at rgvpost.com salute MICHELLE DOHERTY OF PHANTOM 105.2 FM DUBLIN, IRELAND'S HOME OF ROCK!

ABSOLUTELY ROCKING DUBLIN AND THE WORLD WIDE WEB!

A DOZEN ROSES TO YOU, MICHELLE!

RECYCLED PARANOIA NEEDS A BASS PLAYER

What do you get when you cross brownies, bloggers, Black Sabbath CDs and popcorn? It would seem get a rock band that sounds like Black Sab and Flaco Jimenez!

RECYCLED PARANOIA NEEDS A BASS PLAYER!

contact: sonton1@lycos.com

LEE MAJORS GUEST STARS ON '$#! MY DAD SAYS

WE loved LEE MAJORS guest starring on William Shatner's sitcom last night on CBS! Mr. Majors portrayed an arrogant millionaire who became Shatner's rival. Both characters were after the same woman.

Hilarious!

Shatner can do comedy!

Beam me up, Scotty! This is a huge hit!