Monday, February 21, 2011

LANCE WATSON: STAY AWAY FROM PIRATES

WHY would anyone go into PIRATE-INFESTED WATERS near SOMALIA??!!!? Now the U.S. NAVY is trying to get 4 Christian missionaries out of a jam. Sure, it is noble to give away Bibles to folks that could use them.

As my father's majordomo used to say: "Tu cerebro es para pensar no para usar como pinata!" TRANSLATION: Your brain is for thinking not to use like a pinata!

THESE 4 then were easy prey for the Somali pirates. Apparently, they would have been easy targets for the Pittsburg Pirates if that Major League baseball team were playing Redbeard off the Somali coast!

Hopefully, WE can get them out of these dire straits and then scold the New and Old Testaments out of them! Come on, people!

IF someone tells you it is dangerous to sail into dangerous waters because...well..maybe PIRATES might take you hostage...MAYBE..JUST MAYBE YOU should LISTEN!

-LANCE WATSON
freelance for the world!

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