ROAD LUST

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I CAN BE CREEPED OUT IF I WANT TO....This falls under yikes!
Read on...read on.

On my way to work on my birthday this morning we encountered a woman in her late 20's to mid-30s driving a white SUV on McColl Road. She had her car stereo on louder than you know what! She came up close to us and started making obscene gestures. You get the picture with the title of this blog.

The red light at McColl and Dove was longer than usual. Road Luster continued with her pornographic pantomime. I got really nervous. One never knows these days. What if she had a gun? What if "she" was a he? Perish the thought. The light turned green after half an eternity. Off we went.

As we checked our rearview and side mirrors we noticed that Road Luster had a bead on a long red truck. Chevy. The same old sales pitch. As we approached Violet Red Truck Dude had had enough. Sex sells..but no one was buying?

We caught a red light at McColl and Nolana. We had to turn left and head for work. Road Luster got into the left turn lane with us. Gulp!

The plan was set in motion: I was to grab my junk...er...work material and hustle into the office. I did that as Road Luster hovered to the side of our vehicle patiently waiting for our vehicle's next move. My ride headed west on Nolana with a tail on him.

Later I called my ride and was told that he was followed all the way to Barnes And Noble. Remember the old Royal China restaurant? A McAllen Police car was parked in there. Safety valve. Took it. Rolled into that parking lot. Road Luster continued west on Nolana.

Yikes!

Give me a pair of socks for my birthday!

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!