Saturday, July 30, 2011

ऊश्र्टीण ऑफ़ थे DAY

Hawaiian shirts....authentic Hawaiian shirts...where can you get THEM?
contact: tonyrotans@hotmail.com
Aloha!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

SUSIE GARRETT

GOD BLESS YOU SUSIE GARRETT!
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR STUDIES!
HANG TOUGH!

काफ्फी फॉर थे मंद?

COFFEE FOR THE MIND?
TRY VAN HALEN'S "UNCHAINED"!
FIND THE LIVE CONCERT FOOTAGE FROM A 1981 CONCERT IN OAKLAND!
IT WILL GET YOU GOING!
YOUTUBE IT!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

TERRORISTS ARE COWARDS

TERRORISTS ARE NOT HEROES.
TERRORISTS ARE COWARDS.
Salim The Eagle
sonton1@lycos.com

Monday, July 25, 2011

थे इरिश TIMES

WE love newspapers!
Read one!
Get the news in your hands!
THE IRISH TIMES!
www.theirishtimes.com

Sunday, July 24, 2011

रेस्ट इन पास अमी WINEHOUSE

REST IN PEACE AMY WINEHOUSE.

एल तोर्सिदो?

HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF A TABLOID-STYLE NEWSPAPER CALLED EL TORCIDO?
Apparently it features pictures and names of drunk drivers, deadbeat dads and child molesters!

Any leads?

Contact us at: mintdragon@live.com

Saturday, July 23, 2011

SOLIDARITY WITH NORWAY

WE ARE WITH YOU NORWAY!
TERRORISM COMES IN MANY POLITICAL AND RELIGIOUS STRIPES!
IT IS ALL COWARDLY AND EVIL!
GOD BLESS YOU!

ICINGS CUPCAKE SHOP IN MCALLEN, TEXAS

WE are sending our food blogger out into the Rio Grande Valley! Watch out for a fellow that looks like Brad Pitt and speaks with an RGV accent and is fully bilingual. If Angelina Jolie is with him...it is not our food blogger!

ICINGS CUPCAKE SHOP
FRESH GOURMET CUPCAKES
1200 N. 10th Street
McAllen, Texas
(956)661-9600

Let us hear from YOU!
What do you think of this establishment?

What do you think of the Cupcake Cool Craze?
What is your favorite cupcake spot and where in the world is it?

Contact our stomach of steel food blogger at: kasaobama@aol.com

WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR GORDITAS?

WE love our gorditas! Where do you get yours?
Email our food blogger at: kasaobama@aol.com

Thursday, July 21, 2011

MCCANN'S IRISH OATMEAL

OATMEAL IS SEXY AND STRONG!
THAT is quite an accomplishment....sexy and strong!

Why not go for a bowl of the GOOD STUFF?
TRY MCCANN'S IRISH OATMEAL!

YOU can get some at Sun Harvest in McAllen,Texas at 2008 N. 10th Street!
(956)618-5388

OR if you want to find a store near you please go to www.sun-harvest.com

BE STRONG!
BE SEXY!
OATMEAL!
MCCANN'S IRISH OATMEAL!
WWW.MCCANNS.IE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY P.J. YANDER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY P.J. YANDER!
PINATA TIME!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

MANFREDO: THE ART OF THE BRAGGART

MANFREDO IS THE MEGA-MARINE!

He is a member of an elite-elite special-special ops unit known as Unit 21.9.
Manfredo just got back from shark wrestling school off our West Coast.

It seems Al Qaeda is training sharks as vicious underwater killers! Wow. Down right diabolical!

Manfredo has a dolphin pal who happens to be in the employ of our Navy! The dolphin's name is DANE.

BACK IN 1988 when I was at South Texas Vo-Tech I knew a student that was in the Marine Corps. He told the tallest tales! He had developed his own original martial arts and would never look for trouble...TROUBLE ALWAYS FOUND HIM! ONCE...he tangled with 10 nasty ninja types and then without a scratch or tear of this outfit went out to dance the night away with 10 ladies!

WOW!

I just saw the old killer yesterday working out in Mission...no doubt undercover as a store cashier.

I suspect he is on the trail of AQ-USA agents...Al Qaeda USA...is here....he is sure of it!

Back in the 1980's Manfred was keeping our country safe from Communists!

Now the world is a darker place...and he is in the thick of it!

Reagan called on him...now Obama sends him secret texts!

GO MANFY GO!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

TWINKIES SUMMER OF 1982

It was June 1982 fresh out of High School and I found myself in green...at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri for Basic Training! Lots of drill instructors screaming at us!
Strict! Strict. Strict. Discipline. Loads of fun that would one day manifest itself as memories!

No big deal. I grew up with a by the book father who taught us about work and family..GOD and country and responsibility and discipline!

We were out training out in the field and the drill corporal was in storytelling mode. He looked like cross between Sonny Bono and Gary Busey.

We had iced milk with our grub and then the Drill Corporal screamed the word "TWINKIES"!!!

DELICIOUS!

ALL THOSE YEARS AGO!

TWINKIES TODAY!

Monday, July 18, 2011

QUESTION OF THE DAY!

The question of the day is this: Can you make a call to Ireland utilizing a phone card for Mexico?

Contact: mintdragon@live.com

Sunday, July 17, 2011

HATRED WILL GET YOU NOWHERE

If hatred is your fuel it will get you nowhere.

TRANSPORTATION COMPANY SEEKS ONLINE DISPATCHERS!

TRANSPORTATION COMPANY SEEKS ONLINE DISPATCHERS!
WE need 3 online dispatchers for our business.
Must be able to communicate verbally and on paper.
Must have knowledge of social media networks.
Facebook, MySpace,and Twitter.
Must have a clean driving record a clean criminal record!

Contact: mintdragon@live.com
DRIVERS NEEDED!
WE need drivers for trips to the East Coast.
Excellent driving records. MUST HAVE A CLEAN CRIMINAL RECORD.
This will involve a crew of 5 drivers.
Mode of transport: 3 vans and 2 cars.
Contact: mintdragon@live.com

SECURITY GUARDS WANTED

SECURITY GUARDS WANTED!
Veterans encouraged to apply!
contact: xammtoe@mail.com

Saturday, July 16, 2011

THE END OF NEWSPAPERS?

IS THIS THE END OF THE MONITOR AND ALL OTHER NEWSPAPERS IN THE RIO GRANDE VALLEY?

Newspapers nation-wide have taken a beating. Lay-offs, OUT-SOURCING, falling circulation numbers, and massive losses in ad revenues have led to closure of some periodicals!

Kids who once dreamt of becoming journalists are now having second thoughts.

Think of what newspaper interns are feeling right about now! Will they have enough money to go home or have to stick it out working a non-reporter gig?

Will the Rio Grande Valley's newspapers hang in there in a much more humble mode or will they continue with their false bravado?

It has always been about the benjamins. Now it becomes even more money-focused. Falling circulation numbers have made red-faced princes of the kings of the game!

Remember that quality of service impacts profit!!! If you provide excellent service revenue will be sweet and nice instead of sour and nasty.

Word of mouth is a cost-free type of advertising. If Neighbor Bill loves the service the newspaper is providing he will speak lovingly and sweetly of it! Ah, but if Vecino Bill gets substandard and lousy service he will do the opposite!

Which do you prefer? Perfume or Poison?

STREAMLIING is surely coming.

The Rio Grande Valley IS light years away from going TOTALLY DIGITAL. WE still have folks that do not have computers.

An actual traditional newspaper is still needed. News in your hands. Pages you can turn and mark with your pen.

Journalism is not yet dead!

Put away the coffins and go to work.

PROVIDE EXCELLENT SERVICE not good service.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARC DIAMOND

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARC DIAMOND!
NOW GET TO TO WORK!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

085PPZ NEW MEXICO LICENSE PLATES WINS SAGJM PRIZE

O85PPZ NEW MEXICO LICENSE PLATES!
WINNER!
CLAIM YOUR SAGJM PRIZE!
Contact: mintdragon@hotmail.com

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

FEATURED BUSINESS: EUCALYPTUS MASSAGE THERAPY

NEW FEATURE: FEATURED BUSINESS
We are featuring local and national businesses!

Check this out: EUCALYPTUS MASSAGE THERAPY
(956)893-0361

ICE CREAM IT THIS SUMMER

ICE CREAM DREAM.....why not? I mean it is SUMMER and in Texas it may as well be known as hell! Wasn't it General Sherman who said he would rather be stationed in hell than in TEXAS because of our infernal heat?

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

LIFE INSURANCE COMPANIES:VULTURES AND VAMPIRES?

ARE all insurance companies just vultures and vampires?
Give us your nickle's worth of opinion!
Contact: mintdragon@live.com

Monday, July 11, 2011

SUMMER LUNCH TIME TREAT: ICE CREAM

LUNCH TIME TREAT?
IT IS MONDAY....
ICE CREAM!

I will just take off my tie and indulge!
VANILLA HERE I COME!!!!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

SUMMER/FALL INTERNSHIPS

LUCKY BUGGER!
email us at: irishsoulbrother@hotmail.com
YOU are hired!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

ALMANZA HOUSE PAINTER

Let's get this economy working!
Hire local!
HIRE LOCAL!

ALMANZA HOUSE PAINTER
(956)313-3539
(956)414-1187

CHILDREN COLLIDE BRINGS IT ON HOME WITH "LOVELESS"

WHAT'S FOR AUDIO BREAKFAST? ANY TOAST?
CHECK OUT CHILDREN COLLIDE FROM AUSTRALIA!
"LOVELESS" is a killer tune that tells a story.
Feel the emotion!
Grab some orange juice and enjoy!
CHECK THEM OUT on YouTube or at: www.childrencollide.com.au

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

ZACATE! (GRASS!)

NOW that GOD has blessed us with RAIN we find that our yards are healthy and happy! In other words the yard has to be mowed!

Why not call a lawn care team?

CALL: 353-1185!

Hire local.

3 DAY WEEK-END!

Did you survive your 3 Day Weekend aka: 4TH OF JULY TRIPLE R AND R?

Sunday, July 3, 2011

"JET LAG" BY SIMPLE PLAN ROCKS IT

"JET LAG" BY SIMPLE PLAN IS WORTH A LISTEN!
This Montreal punk-pop Fab Five rock it!

Are you ready for the 4th of July?