THE GRANNY WHITES

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DJ MIKE!

DJ MIKE (956)569-9944 HIRE SOME FIRE FOR YOUR PARTY OR EVENT! DIAL UP MIKE...DJ MIKE!

ANGELA: HIGH SCHOOL VOLLEYBALL COACH JOBS

ANGELA seeks a job as high school volleyball coach. Contact: dallasgonzalero@aol.com

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU MOMS!

WAS A VALLEY ATTORNEY KILLED FOR DIVULGING MASONIC SECRETS?

IT has been almost 5 years now and KEITH sometimes cannot believe that his attorney killed himself. Sure, the lawyer's father had committed suicide. So there was that sad stat to show for his actions. Statistically children who have a parent commit suicide are more likely to take that tragic route. At least one of the kids might. Keith's lawyer was a Mason. He was a friendly and likable fellow. He had once asked Keith to write an article about the health care situation in the Rio Grande Valley and how its high cost affected the poor of the region. Keith never got to write that article. The attorney had been working on a book about the Masons. This no doubt would have angered the secret society. Where is the manuscript? Keith is digging. Perhaps he should be careful lest a shovel mysteriously hit his head! The few questions that remain are now all but ghosts. Perhaps it was just suicide? Why would the Masons off the abogado? Contact Keith with any info at: sonton1@lycos.com

PRESIDENT ROMNEY!

PRESIDENT ROMNEY....GET USED TO IT! BARACK OBAMA just surrendered his shot at another 8 years by supporting Gay Marriage! This is the rallying cry conservatives were looking for! Fight Obama and save the family! WHAT do you think? Harold Davis -McAllen, Texas

JANICE: LEGAL ASSISTANT

JANICE WALLACE SEEKS A JOB AS A LEGAL ASSISTANT. CONTACT: dallasgonzalero@aol.com Job Seeker Number 333

RICK SANTORUM ENDORSES MITT ROMNEY!

SO...Rick Santorum will support Mitt Romney as a Good Republican should! NOW will Santy also accept Romney's possible offering of the VP position..ala Papa Bush with the Great Ronald Reagan? Stay Tuned!

GOOGLE VERSUS BING VERSUS YAHOO

GOOGLE VERSUS BING VERSUS YAHOO! WHAT DO YOU THINK? CONTACT OUR NOSEY INTERN NAMED INGRID AT: webstorexyz@excite.com

MORNING COFFEE JAM!

IT is a lovely Sunday morning and WE are sipping OUR Community Coffee! Hotel Blend! For music? WE are rocking with THE ROCK FM 90.2 AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND! FIND THEM AT: www.therock.net.nz Community Coffee is at: www.communitycoffee.com

'Empty Threat' by Kathleen Edwards: SONIC SATURDAY SWEET!

DELIVERYBITE.COM

LET'S GET CYBER! AS WE move into the Cyber here in the RGV WE can see the future beyond the newspaper! Check out Deliverybite.com What do they offer? Order online or call and they deliver from participating eateries! Check them out! www.deliverybite.com (956)682-TOGO

JEB: JANITOR

JEB seeks a job as a janitor. Contact: dallasgonzalero@aol.com Job Seeker 999

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN SOLIS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN SOLIS! GOD BLESS YOU AND GUIDE YOU!

BRANDIE: DANISH TRANSLATOR

BRANDIE seeks a job as a Danish translator. Contact her at: dallasgonzalero@aol.com Job Seeker 309

AUDIO SNACK: SNOW PATROL'S "IN THE END"

AS you go through the day you might need an Audio Snack! Here you go...SNOW PATROL'S "IN THE END"! No calories whatsoever! ENJOY!