DUNKIN DONUTS STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE COFFEE
WE could not resist purchasing this java when WE saw it at OUR favorite super-dupermarket last night!
Mr. Coffee helped out this morning and WE did the rest!
WE give it a 93 out of 100 points!
Time to grade some papers!
www.dunkindonuts.com
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
नोलाना फिट CLUB
NOLANA FIT CLUB
HOW about a healthy shake? How about a healthy tea? How about both? Call it a COMBO!
WHERE CAN YOU GET ONE?
YOU CAN GET ONE AT THE NOLANA FIT CLUB!
This establishment serves Herbalife products.
Come by and talk to Erika Garza who runs the club.
1309 W. NOLANA LOOP
SUITE C
PHARR, TEXAS
(847)875-4985
IN FRONT OF PHARR WEST
Just go East of the intersection of Jackson Road and Nolana.
It is on the right side right after the carwash!
You can find them online at: www.goherbalife.com/erikagarza/
HOW about a healthy shake? How about a healthy tea? How about both? Call it a COMBO!
WHERE CAN YOU GET ONE?
YOU CAN GET ONE AT THE NOLANA FIT CLUB!
This establishment serves Herbalife products.
Come by and talk to Erika Garza who runs the club.
1309 W. NOLANA LOOP
SUITE C
PHARR, TEXAS
(847)875-4985
IN FRONT OF PHARR WEST
Just go East of the intersection of Jackson Road and Nolana.
It is on the right side right after the carwash!
You can find them online at: www.goherbalife.com/erikagarza/
क्स्फ्म: ओंलीय इन ENGLAND
XFM: ONLY IN ENGLAND!
WE love XFM from London,England. WE used to be able to listen to it online. No more.
NOW you have to live in Great Britain to listen to it!
Alas.
www.xfm.co.uk
Ni modo!
WE love XFM from London,England. WE used to be able to listen to it online. No more.
NOW you have to live in Great Britain to listen to it!
Alas.
www.xfm.co.uk
Ni modo!
Sunday, February 26, 2012
नीचे RAIN
NICE RAIN
WE got some really nice rain yesterday! The morning was just plain beautiful! WE thought that we would not have our weekly cook-out! Guess what? The weather behaved enough that we were able to grill to our content.
Chicken leg quarters and a bit of seafood.
Nothing like chilling with family, friends, and co-workers.
Now only if WE had football!
WE cannot wait till next season!
WE got some really nice rain yesterday! The morning was just plain beautiful! WE thought that we would not have our weekly cook-out! Guess what? The weather behaved enough that we were able to grill to our content.
Chicken leg quarters and a bit of seafood.
Nothing like chilling with family, friends, and co-workers.
Now only if WE had football!
WE cannot wait till next season!
Saturday, February 25, 2012
नोट फुन्न्य अत अल!
NOT FUNNY AT ALL
RECENTLY Conservatives in Virginia surrendered to comics in the battle to fight abortion. They had a weapon in Transvaginal Sonograms. The politicos saw the funny squad thugs yucking it up and making folks laugh and that was pretty much it!
They dropped their weapon and that gave abortion lovers a victory!
Shame on you fellow Conservatives!
-Dick Apanoch
RECENTLY Conservatives in Virginia surrendered to comics in the battle to fight abortion. They had a weapon in Transvaginal Sonograms. The politicos saw the funny squad thugs yucking it up and making folks laugh and that was pretty much it!
They dropped their weapon and that gave abortion lovers a victory!
Shame on you fellow Conservatives!
-Dick Apanoch
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
स-ह-स स-इ-X
S-H-S S-E-X
SHARYLAND...WELCOME TO THE 21ST century....your superintendent is leaving because he allegedly practiced sexual harrasment.
WE remember a time when Mr. Gray led the school with his wisdom and compassion.
Back then students did not even use locks for their lockers!
Heads Up though!
Big RED can still recover.
Just not a whole lot of fun to hear the jeers at the old breakfast diner. All sorts of anti-Rattlers!
SHARYLAND...WELCOME TO THE 21ST century....your superintendent is leaving because he allegedly practiced sexual harrasment.
WE remember a time when Mr. Gray led the school with his wisdom and compassion.
Back then students did not even use locks for their lockers!
Heads Up though!
Big RED can still recover.
Just not a whole lot of fun to hear the jeers at the old breakfast diner. All sorts of anti-Rattlers!
अश वेद्नेस्दय!
ASH WEDNESDAY
Today Catholics across the Valley and around the world will head for their houses of worship to celebrate Ash Wednesday Mass. Welcome to the Season Of Lent.
A nice reminder that WE are all just dormant little ghosts on this Earth. One day We will return to being nada...nothing.
As human beings OUR arrogance will Judas US! WE think we are immortal. More immoral than eternal.
Let us grow closer to GOD...not just in Lent but year-round!
Peace!
Today Catholics across the Valley and around the world will head for their houses of worship to celebrate Ash Wednesday Mass. Welcome to the Season Of Lent.
A nice reminder that WE are all just dormant little ghosts on this Earth. One day We will return to being nada...nothing.
As human beings OUR arrogance will Judas US! WE think we are immortal. More immoral than eternal.
Let us grow closer to GOD...not just in Lent but year-round!
Peace!
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
नो लाइट नो लाइट बी फ्लोरेंस एंड थे MACHINE
"NO LIGHT NO LIGHT" BY FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE
Florence And The Machine's "No Light No Light" IS filtering through OUR headquarters.
We are certain OUR intern is in the house!
WE will be looking for new job openings to post on this site!
For now WE will sip on some Gevalia coffee and listen to Florence And The Machine!
Courage!
Florence And The Machine's "No Light No Light" IS filtering through OUR headquarters.
We are certain OUR intern is in the house!
WE will be looking for new job openings to post on this site!
For now WE will sip on some Gevalia coffee and listen to Florence And The Machine!
Courage!
Saturday, February 18, 2012
लार्क लिब्ररी वेंडिंग MACHINES
THE LARK LIBRARY VENDING MACHINES
Have you been to the Lark Library in McAllen? Check out their snack machine...WE found some healthy potato chips there! What?!? What are they trying to do to honest fun-loving bookworms?!? "Poison" them?
BEWARE!
LARK BRANCH LIBRARY
2601 LARK AVENUE
MCALLEN
Have you been to the Lark Library in McAllen? Check out their snack machine...WE found some healthy potato chips there! What?!? What are they trying to do to honest fun-loving bookworms?!? "Poison" them?
BEWARE!
LARK BRANCH LIBRARY
2601 LARK AVENUE
MCALLEN
मौंतें देव गेम FUEL
MOUNTAIN DEW GAME FUEL!
WHOA! It looks like dark green MD! WE do the DEW so when we saw this beverage we had to try it! Delicious! What did we expect from the gente at Mountain Dew?
Hard to find on 107!
WHOA! It looks like dark green MD! WE do the DEW so when we saw this beverage we had to try it! Delicious! What did we expect from the gente at Mountain Dew?
Hard to find on 107!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
टीणीश्र्ट वांटेड!
RECEPTIONIST NEEDED
APPLY AT
THE LAW OFFICE OF LIONEL PEREZ
5125 S. MCCOLL ROAD
EDINBURG, TEXAS
APPLY AT
THE LAW OFFICE OF LIONEL PEREZ
5125 S. MCCOLL ROAD
EDINBURG, TEXAS
सेलेब्रिटी काफ्फी BREAK
CELEBRITY COFFEE BREAK?
WHICH celebrity would you like to have coffee with?
I would say.....Linda Ronstadt because I have been a huge fan since childhood!
I caught her show during her Ranchera Phase!
WHICH celebrity would you like to have coffee with?
I would say.....Linda Ronstadt because I have been a huge fan since childhood!
I caught her show during her Ranchera Phase!
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
बोब्ब्य?
BOBBY WHO?
WHATEVER happened to Bobby Pulido after he retired from being a superSTAR Tejano singer? Every now and then you hear he has a concert or makes an appearance.
Tejano had almost gone the way of the dinosaur on the radio dial. Now it seems to be waking up.
WHO is the main male attraction in Tjano?
Contact Bobby Watson at: xark@lycos.com
Musica es musica!
WHATEVER happened to Bobby Pulido after he retired from being a superSTAR Tejano singer? Every now and then you hear he has a concert or makes an appearance.
Tejano had almost gone the way of the dinosaur on the radio dial. Now it seems to be waking up.
WHO is the main male attraction in Tjano?
Contact Bobby Watson at: xark@lycos.com
Musica es musica!
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
रेस्ट इन पास व्हिटनी HOUSTON
REST IN PEACE WHITNEY HOUSTON
WE were just watching some re-runs on METV last night when WE received a text from a relative informing us that Whitney Houston was found dead in her Los Angeles hotel room. Age 48. Her bodyguard discovered her.
Sad.
We had been contemplating viewing The Grammys this Sunday because it actually looked interesting this go-round. Then Houston departs this plane of existence.
We will still watch it tonight.
WE were just watching some re-runs on METV last night when WE received a text from a relative informing us that Whitney Houston was found dead in her Los Angeles hotel room. Age 48. Her bodyguard discovered her.
Sad.
We had been contemplating viewing The Grammys this Sunday because it actually looked interesting this go-round. Then Houston departs this plane of existence.
We will still watch it tonight.
ओक्टाविया NASR
OCTAVIA NASR ON TWITTER!
We like to read blogs. We are currently reading Octavia Nasr's cyber offering!
Check her out at: www.octavianasr.com
A little something different!
We like to read blogs. We are currently reading Octavia Nasr's cyber offering!
Check her out at: www.octavianasr.com
A little something different!
Saturday, February 11, 2012
रुष लिम्बौघ फॉर प्रेसिडेंट ऑफ़ थे उनिवेरसे!
RUSH LIMBAUGH FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE!
VOTE FOR RUSH!
VOTE FOR RUSH!
बाब'स डेली इस हिरिंग!
BAB'S DELI IS HIRING!
BAB'S DELI
1801 W. TRENTON ROAD
EDINBURG, TEXAS
(956)682-3365
BAB'S DELI
1801 W. TRENTON ROAD
EDINBURG, TEXAS
(956)682-3365
बीर CHIPS
BEER CHIPS!
WE were out and about Thursday when we popped into the neighborhood Stripes store for a lotto ticket! It was a long line. WE were glancing at all the nifty snacks when we spotted them...Beer Chips! A golden bag! That really caught our eye!
The taste? You can detect a bit of beer.
Where do they come from? Wisconsin?
Nope! These chippos are from Portland, Oregon!
Check them out at: www.beerchips.com
Ask the store clerk if you need to show your ID!
WE were out and about Thursday when we popped into the neighborhood Stripes store for a lotto ticket! It was a long line. WE were glancing at all the nifty snacks when we spotted them...Beer Chips! A golden bag! That really caught our eye!
The taste? You can detect a bit of beer.
Where do they come from? Wisconsin?
Nope! These chippos are from Portland, Oregon!
Check them out at: www.beerchips.com
Ask the store clerk if you need to show your ID!
Thursday, February 9, 2012
५६ लिकुओर सतोरेस इन मिस्सिओं, TEXAS
56 LIQUOR STORES IN MISSION, TEXAS!
WE googled liquor stores in Mission, Texas and found that it has 56 liquor stores!
Wow...think Tom Landry's town has enough booze joints?!?
WE googled liquor stores in Mission, Texas and found that it has 56 liquor stores!
Wow...think Tom Landry's town has enough booze joints?!?
नेव्स्पपेर्स तो थे रेस्कुए!
NEWSPAPERS TO THE RESCUE: THE BIRD CAGE!
SO...your parrot made a mess of his cage...what do YOU do?
Use the old handy newspaper of course!
SO...your parrot made a mess of his cage...what do YOU do?
Use the old handy newspaper of course!
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
फ्री लाब्राडोर PUPPIES
FREE LABRADOR PUPPIES!
CONTACT: tontorex@hotmail.com
Puppies from Edinburg, Texas
CONTACT: tontorex@hotmail.com
Puppies from Edinburg, Texas
गेनेराल CLIFTON
GENERAL CLIFTON
WHO needs a Chicken Man when you can have a General? I was just going through my daily cache of Monitors and noticed in the Saturday edition that KURV Talk Radio dismissed Colonel Ray. Ah, a discharge. No more Blowhard, huh?
Well, how about a rational military man who knows his biz?
I am General Clyde Tecumseh Clifton. American. American. American. Patriot!
WE can Save America!
Let a colonel sell fried chicken!
Attention!
Contact: xark@lycos.com
WHO needs a Chicken Man when you can have a General? I was just going through my daily cache of Monitors and noticed in the Saturday edition that KURV Talk Radio dismissed Colonel Ray. Ah, a discharge. No more Blowhard, huh?
Well, how about a rational military man who knows his biz?
I am General Clyde Tecumseh Clifton. American. American. American. Patriot!
WE can Save America!
Let a colonel sell fried chicken!
Attention!
Contact: xark@lycos.com
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
दी ANTWOORD
DIE ANTWOORD
WE were watching The Late Show With David Letterman last night and were blown away by the musical guest from South Africa! The group is called Die Antwoord and it appeared to be a sort of rap/rave group if we are not mistaken!
The song is catchy and is still pinballing in our brains! The title is "I Think U Freaky"
YouTube it and enjoy!
WE were watching The Late Show With David Letterman last night and were blown away by the musical guest from South Africa! The group is called Die Antwoord and it appeared to be a sort of rap/rave group if we are not mistaken!
The song is catchy and is still pinballing in our brains! The title is "I Think U Freaky"
YouTube it and enjoy!
Sunday, February 5, 2012
रोमनी रोल्स ओं!
ROMNEY ROLLS ON!
WE predict Mitt Romney will be President Mitt Romney!
Get the parades and parties planned!
WE predict Mitt Romney will be President Mitt Romney!
Get the parades and parties planned!
Saturday, February 4, 2012
अल्मोंड्स!
BLUE DIAMOND BOLD HABANERO BBQ ALMONDS!
WE made OUR way to the local convinience store for a coffee and snack break!
Java to sip! Almonds to munch! Which almonds?
Blue Diamond Bold Habanero BBQ Almonds!
Wow! Great taste!
WE love it with OUR coffee and Mrs. Bairds Peach pie!
www.bluediamond.com
WE made OUR way to the local convinience store for a coffee and snack break!
Java to sip! Almonds to munch! Which almonds?
Blue Diamond Bold Habanero BBQ Almonds!
Wow! Great taste!
WE love it with OUR coffee and Mrs. Bairds Peach pie!
www.bluediamond.com
रक कला अत थे सुपर बोवल PARTY
WHICH COLA ARE YOU TAKING TO YOUR SUPER BOWL PARTY?
Tomorrow is the big day! The Super Bowl! New England versus New York! Patriots/Giants! Snacks galore! Cook-outs!
Which cola are you taking to your Super Bowl Party?
WE will be sipping RC Cola!
Something strongly different!
RC COLA!
www.rcolainternational.com
Tomorrow is the big day! The Super Bowl! New England versus New York! Patriots/Giants! Snacks galore! Cook-outs!
Which cola are you taking to your Super Bowl Party?
WE will be sipping RC Cola!
Something strongly different!
RC COLA!
www.rcolainternational.com
व्हाताबुर्गेर'स न्यू स्पिच्य केत्चुप!
WHATABURGER'S NEW SPICY KETCHUP!
Where was I that I did not know that Whataburger had a new ketchup offering? Was I living in a cave in Tora Bora? Or was I just too busy with work and my sack lunches?
Pick one.
Whataburger has something new and delicious! Spicy Ketchup! Limited Edition! Yup, quite tasty and spicy! A perfect tag team partner to their fantabulous Fancy Ketchup!
Thank you, Kathleen from Whataburger for letting me know about it!
Where was I that I did not know that Whataburger had a new ketchup offering? Was I living in a cave in Tora Bora? Or was I just too busy with work and my sack lunches?
Pick one.
Whataburger has something new and delicious! Spicy Ketchup! Limited Edition! Yup, quite tasty and spicy! A perfect tag team partner to their fantabulous Fancy Ketchup!
Thank you, Kathleen from Whataburger for letting me know about it!
Thursday, February 2, 2012
व्हेन यौर नेइघ्बोर्स अरे NUTS
WHEN YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE NUTS
OUR new neighbors are unconventional to say the least. They have been at the small white house across from our abode for about 1 year now. WE still consider them new because their man of the house is rarely around. He seems to be away from home for periods of 2 to 3 weeks. The family of four avoids eye contact. They do not favor the Texan friendliness that makes Texas unique.
The teenage daughter has a weird boyfriend that bikes to the family's house at odd hours of the day. The parents have for the most part tolerated his sleep-overs.
It used to be a sneak-over. The young teen-ager/young adult would hide his ten speed bike in a heavily wooded pasture next to his beloved's property or tie it to a telephone post across our house. Locked is the correct word.
Romantic? More like bizarre.
Every now and then the young couple would lovingly walk down the road to the store which is about a mile and 3/4 away. Love will make you walk long distances.
Last night as WE made our way home we noticed a figure dressed in white at our neighbor's south gate. A ghost? Nope. It was the young lad arriving to meet his gal.
Then the screaming started! They got into a huge argument. WE thought we would have to call the Hidalgo Sheriff's Department. Good luck with that. Their response time is awful. Sure, you have to factor in that Hidalgo County is HUGE. Still...once upon a time one of their own was involved in a DWI and they arrived in less than 30 minutes....but that is entirely another story!
The argument escalated. WE had our cell phones ready....the teen-aged girl tossed the metallic? aluminum Bus Stop sign at the dude as he ran away.
The mother watched from the shadows.
For a good portion of the night we kept our ears and eyes opened....and our cell phones close at hand.
Now the vecinos will never make eye contact!
OUR new neighbors are unconventional to say the least. They have been at the small white house across from our abode for about 1 year now. WE still consider them new because their man of the house is rarely around. He seems to be away from home for periods of 2 to 3 weeks. The family of four avoids eye contact. They do not favor the Texan friendliness that makes Texas unique.
The teenage daughter has a weird boyfriend that bikes to the family's house at odd hours of the day. The parents have for the most part tolerated his sleep-overs.
It used to be a sneak-over. The young teen-ager/young adult would hide his ten speed bike in a heavily wooded pasture next to his beloved's property or tie it to a telephone post across our house. Locked is the correct word.
Romantic? More like bizarre.
Every now and then the young couple would lovingly walk down the road to the store which is about a mile and 3/4 away. Love will make you walk long distances.
Last night as WE made our way home we noticed a figure dressed in white at our neighbor's south gate. A ghost? Nope. It was the young lad arriving to meet his gal.
Then the screaming started! They got into a huge argument. WE thought we would have to call the Hidalgo Sheriff's Department. Good luck with that. Their response time is awful. Sure, you have to factor in that Hidalgo County is HUGE. Still...once upon a time one of their own was involved in a DWI and they arrived in less than 30 minutes....but that is entirely another story!
The argument escalated. WE had our cell phones ready....the teen-aged girl tossed the metallic? aluminum Bus Stop sign at the dude as he ran away.
The mother watched from the shadows.
For a good portion of the night we kept our ears and eyes opened....and our cell phones close at hand.
Now the vecinos will never make eye contact!
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
FREE BACKSTAGE PASSES?
Free backstage passes to any concert?!? Really? Really-really?
Find out! Twitter search @backstagepasstv or visit: www.freebackstagepasses.info
It is worth a try!
WE will check it out by assigning it to our jumpy intern!
Find out! Twitter search @backstagepasstv or visit: www.freebackstagepasses.info
It is worth a try!
WE will check it out by assigning it to our jumpy intern!
MITT ROMNEY THE CONTENDER!
MITT ROMNEY will take the fight to President Barack Obama in November as the Republican contender! Newt Gingrich is pretty much candidate road kill as well as trouble for the GOP establishment!
I mean really...Herman Cain endorsed him!?! Hmmm...Gingy certainly has the cheating husband and mistress vote!
Look for the successful businessman Romney to catapult into the White House as the first Mormon prez! Good-bye Obamacare!
Fritz Freund
Contact:qnix1@lycos.com
*Mr. Freund welcomes all emails!
I mean really...Herman Cain endorsed him!?! Hmmm...Gingy certainly has the cheating husband and mistress vote!
Look for the successful businessman Romney to catapult into the White House as the first Mormon prez! Good-bye Obamacare!
Fritz Freund
Contact:qnix1@lycos.com
*Mr. Freund welcomes all emails!
BELINDA: SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTANT
BELINDA: SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTANT
CONTACT HER AT: ganzowing@yexmail.com
CONTACT HER AT: ganzowing@yexmail.com
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