VELMA GOMEZ: TRY AGAIN!

VELMA GOMEZ of San Benito!  WE are sorry but you are not OUR Christmas WINNER!  BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR!  OUR RGV SANTA SAYS YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY!

NO CUSSING!

PART-TIME HUNTING BLOGGERS WANTED!

PART-TIME HUNTING BLOGGERS WANTED!
CONTACT: centavero@gmail.com

BARRY FARM JAMS!

WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR JAMS ONLINE?
CHECK OUT BARRY FARM JAMS!
ONLINE:  www.barryjam.com

FLIGHT FOX!

DO you enjoy doing Travel Research? How about making some extra cash finding the most effective travel options?  Give it a go! Check out FLIGHT FOX!
BOOK YOUR TRIP!
GOOD LUCK!
GO TO: www.flightfox.com

RATE TEAM MEMBERS WANTED!

RATE TEAM MEMBERS WANTED!
Join a team of folks that rate websites!
Contact: centavero@gmail.com

SWEDEN: HOW SWEDE IT IS!

SO you are suffering in the Infernal Texas Heat and want to take a sweet vacation. Where do you go?
Where on Earth can you go?
How about Sweden?
HOW ABOUT SUMMER IN SWEDEN?
Get away from the Heat!
SWEDEN: HOW SWEDE IT IS!

THE CANICULA

WE are 3 days away from the end of the Canicula.  40 Days of Summer Heat. WE cannot wait for the end of this ancient period of hellish heat. WE remember hearing the old timers talk about it when
WE were wee ones.

Then again...here in the Rio Grande Valley...it is always HOT...not hot...but HOT!

Hang in there!
Stay cool!
If you do not have to travel anywhere out of your abode...stay in the shade, in an air conditioned spot, or in an ice house!

Drink plenty of H20! Agua. Water!

King Cannons - 2 years in june: OUR Band Of The Week With A Nifty Tune!

NEW JERSEY COMPANY SEEKS TWEETERS!

NEW JERSEY COMPANY SEEKS TWEETERS!
CONTACT: chromackman@gmail.com

TREMENDO PR0DUCTIONS DJ SERVICE!

Where do you get your music for your party? Your stereo?  Your own collection of 8-tracks and cassettes...CDs?

Check out TREMENDO PRODUCTIONS!

TREMENDO PRODUCTIONS DJ  SERVICE
LIGHTING AND SOUND!
(956)451-7845
(956)655-2572

MUSICAL GUEST FOR A WEEK: THE WINCHESTER REBELS

THE WINCHESTER REBELS HIT THE GROUND RUNNING!  This group lets it rock from the top!
Check them out!
www.myspace.com/winchesterrebels
Get your Myspace Suit ON!

Winchester Rebels - ASVT: OUR MUSICAL GUEST FOR ONE WEEK!

STARBUCKS AND PAN DULCE IN LAS VEGAS!

HOW ABOUT A TAG TEAM between Pan Dulce and Starbucks...in say....Las Vegas, Nevada?
Why not?

Pan Dulce:  PANADERIA TRICOLOR
                   1951 DECATUR BLVD
                    LAS VEGAS, NEVADA
                    (702)646-0068

STARBUCKS:  4985 WEST TROPICANA AVENUE
                           LAS VEGAS NEVADA
                           (702)220-7805

GO FOR IT!

FACEBOOK OPERATORS WANTED!

FACEBOOK OPERATORS WANTED!
CONTACT: centavero@gmail.com

THE GRANNY WHITES

CHECK OUT THE GRANNY WHITES! FIND THEM ON FACEBOOK! NICE SOUND. GREAT VOICES!

DJ MIKE!

DJ MIKE (956)569-9944 HIRE SOME FIRE FOR YOUR PARTY OR EVENT! DIAL UP MIKE...DJ MIKE!

ANGELA: HIGH SCHOOL VOLLEYBALL COACH JOBS

ANGELA seeks a job as high school volleyball coach. Contact: dallasgonzalero@aol.com

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU MOMS!

WAS A VALLEY ATTORNEY KILLED FOR DIVULGING MASONIC SECRETS?

IT has been almost 5 years now and KEITH sometimes cannot believe that his attorney killed himself. Sure, the lawyer's father had committed suicide. So there was that sad stat to show for his actions. Statistically children who have a parent commit suicide are more likely to take that tragic route. At least one of the kids might. Keith's lawyer was a Mason. He was a friendly and likable fellow. He had once asked Keith to write an article about the health care situation in the Rio Grande Valley and how its high cost affected the poor of the region. Keith never got to write that article. The attorney had been working on a book about the Masons. This no doubt would have angered the secret society. Where is the manuscript? Keith is digging. Perhaps he should be careful lest a shovel mysteriously hit his head! The few questions that remain are now all but ghosts. Perhaps it was just suicide? Why would the Masons off the abogado? Contact Keith with any info at: sonton1@lycos.com

PRESIDENT ROMNEY!

PRESIDENT ROMNEY....GET USED TO IT! BARACK OBAMA just surrendered his shot at another 8 years by supporting Gay Marriage! This is the rallying cry conservatives were looking for! Fight Obama and save the family! WHAT do you think? Harold Davis -McAllen, Texas

JANICE: LEGAL ASSISTANT

JANICE WALLACE SEEKS A JOB AS A LEGAL ASSISTANT. CONTACT: dallasgonzalero@aol.com Job Seeker Number 333

RICK SANTORUM ENDORSES MITT ROMNEY!

SO...Rick Santorum will support Mitt Romney as a Good Republican should! NOW will Santy also accept Romney's possible offering of the VP position..ala Papa Bush with the Great Ronald Reagan? Stay Tuned!

GOOGLE VERSUS BING VERSUS YAHOO

GOOGLE VERSUS BING VERSUS YAHOO! WHAT DO YOU THINK? CONTACT OUR NOSEY INTERN NAMED INGRID AT: webstorexyz@excite.com

MORNING COFFEE JAM!

IT is a lovely Sunday morning and WE are sipping OUR Community Coffee! Hotel Blend! For music? WE are rocking with THE ROCK FM 90.2 AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND! FIND THEM AT: www.therock.net.nz Community Coffee is at: www.communitycoffee.com

'Empty Threat' by Kathleen Edwards: SONIC SATURDAY SWEET!

DELIVERYBITE.COM

LET'S GET CYBER! AS WE move into the Cyber here in the RGV WE can see the future beyond the newspaper! Check out Deliverybite.com What do they offer? Order online or call and they deliver from participating eateries! Check them out! www.deliverybite.com (956)682-TOGO

JEB: JANITOR

JEB seeks a job as a janitor. Contact: dallasgonzalero@aol.com Job Seeker 999

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN SOLIS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN SOLIS! GOD BLESS YOU AND GUIDE YOU!

BRANDIE: DANISH TRANSLATOR

BRANDIE seeks a job as a Danish translator. Contact her at: dallasgonzalero@aol.com Job Seeker 309

AUDIO SNACK: SNOW PATROL'S "IN THE END"

AS you go through the day you might need an Audio Snack! Here you go...SNOW PATROL'S "IN THE END"! No calories whatsoever! ENJOY!

CARRIE: LIFEGUARD

CARRIE SEEKS A JOB AS A LIFEGUARD. Contact her at: dallasgonzalero@aol.com Job Seeker Z-1

JANE IN SEATTLE

JANE! WE met at the Starbucks in McAllen, Texas. You were reading a book about kites! Call me! YOU have my number!

SPREAD THE GOSSIP!

The first time WE heard The Gossip WE knew they would one day be featured as OUR Band Of The Week! Fantastic music with a rocking voice! WE 100 percent recommend them! Check them out and SPREAD THE GOSSIP! You can check them out at: www.gossipyouth.com

लंके ओउर इन्टरन; लिमास ऑटो REPAIR

LANCE OUR INTERN ON LIMAS AUTO REPAIR

WE had Lance do the footwork on an outfit to see how dandy or not they were.

Word of mouth had informed us these guys were quite good and very reasonable.

There went Lance!

Lance was lead to believe these folks would actually do a house call.

Nope. It did not happen.

OUR sources were credible. These guys are decent mechanics!

IT is just that they failed in the house call department!

They had Lance think they would go to his house to check out his vehicle!

3 Strikes and they were OUT!

The lads at Limas Auto Repair need to get better cell phones...that will not drop their calls!

BLAINE: SECURITY GUARD

BLAINE: SECURITY GUARD

BLAINE seeks a job as a security guard.
Contact: dallasgonzalero@aol.com
Job Seeker 1963

JOSQUIN: FRENCH TUTOR

JOSQUIN: FRENCH TUTOR

Josquin seeks work as a French tutor!
Contact: dallasgonzalero@aol.com
Job Seeker 62

JENNY: MUSLIM STUDIES TUTOR

JENNY is available for tutoring in the subject of Muslim Studies.
Contact her at: dallasgonzalero@aol.com Job Seeker 21.

"Dying To Be Heard" Bill Mumy: WILL ROBINSON CAN SING!

लोस्ट इन स्पचे ओं मेंटीवी सतुर्दय्स अत ७:00PM

BILLY MUMY OF LOST IN SPACE!

WE are huge fans of LOST IN SPACE! REMEMBER BILLY MUMY AKA: WILL ROBINSON? DID YOU know that he was also a singer?!?

Check out his material at: www.billmumy.com

Dancing with the Stars - Gavin DeGraw's Third Dance! - Dancing With The ...

DEF LEPPARD FANS?

DEF LEPPARD FANS?

ARE there any Def Leppard fans out there that have any memorabilia autographed?
Contact: dallasgonzalero@aol.com

एड SHEERAN

ED SHEERAN!

CHECK OUT ED SHEERAN FROM ENGLAND!
WE SAW HIM LAST WEEK ON THE LATE SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON!
WE had already heard of him while WE were checking out an online British radio station!

Check him out at: www.edsheeran.com

FAB OPERATORS WANTED!

FAB OPERATORS WANTED!
WORK ONLINE!
FOR DETAILS CONTACT: marzopunch@hotmail.com

मेंटल ILLNESS

MENTAL ILLNESS

Mental illness is not a myth.
Mental illness is not a joke.
MENTAL ILLNESS IS REAL.

DIETICIAN JOBS?

DIETICIAN JOBS?

RUPERT wants to know if there are any jobs out there for dieticians!
Contact: marzopunch@rock.com

DALINDA JONES: ONLINE DISC JOCKEY

DALINDA JONES!
ONLINE DISC JOCKEY!
CONTACT: marzopunch@rock.com

बब्य्सित्तेर्स WANTED

BABYSITTERS WANTED!
CONTACT: sonton1@lycos.com

कैलीग्राफी तेअचेर WANTED

CALIGRAPHY TEACHER WANTED!
Contact: marzopunch@rock.com

ईमेल टीम WANTED

EMAIL TEAM WANTED!
5 OPENINGS
FIVE souls wanted to read and answer emails!
Contact: sonton1@lycos.com

LIZZA'S VIDEO SERVICE

LIZZA'S VIDEO SERVICE!

LIZZA loves videos! Check her out and her fees!
A pro in the RGV!
Contact her at: shamrocktops@rock.com

Velvet Revolver - Mercy Angel (demo) WILL BLACK AUDTIONED! (OUR ARTIST OF THE WEEK!

ऊईज्ञा बोअर्ड्स: अ बाद आईडिया!

OUIJA BOARDS: A BAD IDEA!

EVERY story that WE have heard regarding ouija boards has been a bad one! By bad one WE mean nasty and spooky! Not a good idea!

Think about it: YOU are opening up a portal. That door could let in any kind of spirit. Those spirits are not all like Casper....friendly!

Avoid the ouija board all together!

Try a checkerboard for real fun!

हैप्पी बर्थडे सारा अलेजांद्र MASON

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARA ALEJANDRA MASON!
GOD BLESS YOU!
FROM YOUR TIOS, TIAS, FAMILIA

गेट यौर गार्डेन ON

GET YOUR GARDEN ON!

ARE we finally out of the cold weather zone? Will we get a rogue Cold Front soon?
WE plan to head for a local nursery to shop for seeds! Flowers, fruits, vegetables!

Why not?

The Rio Grande Valley is one huge garden!

कोफ्फीहौसे बरिस्ता NEEDED

COFEEHOUSE SEEKS BARISTA!

A local coffeehouse seeks a barista!
Full-time! Benefits! Coffee Beans!
Contact: sonton1@lycos.com

व्हो इस थे किंग ऑफ़ चोनेरोस?

WHO IS THE KING OF CHONEROS?
Contact US via this site with your answer!

क्लिंट DOVER

CLINT DOVER

Clint Dover offers his investigative services.
Contact him at: xark@lycos.com

बेल्विता!

BELVITA!

BELVITA BREAKFAST BISCUITS! WE kept viewing the commericials and the spots on Jimmy Kimmel Live! WE just had to try them!

WE tried the Blueberry ones!

BELICIOUS!

www.belvitabreakfast.com

लाव्न्कारे फ्री अड़!

LAWNCARE FREE AD!

DO you mow lawns for a living? So you say you do not have a penny for advertising your service? No problem! Drop US a line and WE will place one for you right here...
FOR FREE!

CONTACT: rotanjoe@yahoo.com

देतौर्स?

DETOURS?

DO you believe in detours? If you take 107 into Edinburg or McAllen you might want to watch out for the Stewart Road to Ware Road stretch since it is under construction!

WATCH out for drunks in the wee hours!

स्त्रव्बेर्री शोर्त्काके काफ्फी फ्रॉम दुन्किन दोनुट्स!

DUNKIN DONUTS STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE COFFEE

WE could not resist purchasing this java when WE saw it at OUR favorite super-dupermarket last night!

Mr. Coffee helped out this morning and WE did the rest!

WE give it a 93 out of 100 points!

Time to grade some papers!
www.dunkindonuts.com

नोलाना फिट CLUB

NOLANA FIT CLUB

HOW about a healthy shake? How about a healthy tea? How about both? Call it a COMBO!
WHERE CAN YOU GET ONE?

YOU CAN GET ONE AT THE NOLANA FIT CLUB!
This establishment serves Herbalife products.
Come by and talk to Erika Garza who runs the club.

1309 W. NOLANA LOOP
SUITE C
PHARR, TEXAS
(847)875-4985
IN FRONT OF PHARR WEST
Just go East of the intersection of Jackson Road and Nolana.
It is on the right side right after the carwash!

You can find them online at: www.goherbalife.com/erikagarza/

क्स्फ्म: ओंलीय इन ENGLAND

XFM: ONLY IN ENGLAND!

WE love XFM from London,England. WE used to be able to listen to it online. No more.
NOW you have to live in Great Britain to listen to it!

Alas.
www.xfm.co.uk
Ni modo!

नीचे RAIN

NICE RAIN

WE got some really nice rain yesterday! The morning was just plain beautiful! WE thought that we would not have our weekly cook-out! Guess what? The weather behaved enough that we were able to grill to our content.

Chicken leg quarters and a bit of seafood.

Nothing like chilling with family, friends, and co-workers.

Now only if WE had football!

WE cannot wait till next season!

नोट फुन्न्य अत अल!

NOT FUNNY AT ALL

RECENTLY Conservatives in Virginia surrendered to comics in the battle to fight abortion. They had a weapon in Transvaginal Sonograms. The politicos saw the funny squad thugs yucking it up and making folks laugh and that was pretty much it!
They dropped their weapon and that gave abortion lovers a victory!

Shame on you fellow Conservatives!
-Dick Apanoch

बकर WANTED

BAKER WANTED!
Experienced baker needed!
Contact: hootsquad@hushmail.com

स-ह-स स-इ-X

S-H-S S-E-X

SHARYLAND...WELCOME TO THE 21ST century....your superintendent is leaving because he allegedly practiced sexual harrasment.

WE remember a time when Mr. Gray led the school with his wisdom and compassion.

Back then students did not even use locks for their lockers!

Heads Up though!

Big RED can still recover.

Just not a whole lot of fun to hear the jeers at the old breakfast diner. All sorts of anti-Rattlers!

अश वेद्नेस्दय!

ASH WEDNESDAY

Today Catholics across the Valley and around the world will head for their houses of worship to celebrate Ash Wednesday Mass. Welcome to the Season Of Lent.

A nice reminder that WE are all just dormant little ghosts on this Earth. One day We will return to being nada...nothing.

As human beings OUR arrogance will Judas US! WE think we are immortal. More immoral than eternal.

Let us grow closer to GOD...not just in Lent but year-round!

Peace!

जोअनिए व्ताल्फ़?

JOANIE WTALF?

WHO IS JOANIE WTALF?
CONTACT:tontorex@hotmail.com

नो लाइट नो लाइट बी फ्लोरेंस एंड थे MACHINE

"NO LIGHT NO LIGHT" BY FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE

Florence And The Machine's "No Light No Light" IS filtering through OUR headquarters.
We are certain OUR intern is in the house!

WE will be looking for new job openings to post on this site!

For now WE will sip on some Gevalia coffee and listen to Florence And The Machine!

Courage!

टट्टू बी वन HALEN

http://youtu.be/3WfQ-hV3WtA

VAN HALEN IS BACK!

लार्क लिब्ररी वेंडिंग MACHINES

THE LARK LIBRARY VENDING MACHINES

Have you been to the Lark Library in McAllen? Check out their snack machine...WE found some healthy potato chips there! What?!? What are they trying to do to honest fun-loving bookworms?!? "Poison" them?

BEWARE!
LARK BRANCH LIBRARY
2601 LARK AVENUE
MCALLEN

मौंतें देव गेम FUEL

MOUNTAIN DEW GAME FUEL!

WHOA! It looks like dark green MD! WE do the DEW so when we saw this beverage we had to try it! Delicious! What did we expect from the gente at Mountain Dew?

Hard to find on 107!

टीणीश्र्ट वांटेड!

RECEPTIONIST NEEDED
APPLY AT
THE LAW OFFICE OF LIONEL PEREZ
5125 S. MCCOLL ROAD
EDINBURG, TEXAS

सेलेब्रिटी काफ्फी BREAK

CELEBRITY COFFEE BREAK?

WHICH celebrity would you like to have coffee with?
I would say.....Linda Ronstadt because I have been a huge fan since childhood!
I caught her show during her Ranchera Phase!

बोब्ब्य?

BOBBY WHO?

WHATEVER happened to Bobby Pulido after he retired from being a superSTAR Tejano singer? Every now and then you hear he has a concert or makes an appearance.

Tejano had almost gone the way of the dinosaur on the radio dial. Now it seems to be waking up.

WHO is the main male attraction in Tjano?

Contact Bobby Watson at: xark@lycos.com
Musica es musica!

हैप्पी वलेंतिनेस डे!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
GOD BLESS YOU ALL!

STRAIGHT UP STARBUCKS!

WE are here at work on a Sunday! Yes, a Sunday! So we better be on the ball. This is why we are sipping nothing but Starbucks this morning! Strong java!

Straight UP Starbucks!

रेस्ट इन पास व्हिटनी HOUSTON

REST IN PEACE WHITNEY HOUSTON

WE were just watching some re-runs on METV last night when WE received a text from a relative informing us that Whitney Houston was found dead in her Los Angeles hotel room. Age 48. Her bodyguard discovered her.

Sad.

We had been contemplating viewing The Grammys this Sunday because it actually looked interesting this go-round. Then Houston departs this plane of existence.

We will still watch it tonight.

ओक्टाविया NASR

OCTAVIA NASR ON TWITTER!

We like to read blogs. We are currently reading Octavia Nasr's cyber offering!
Check her out at: www.octavianasr.com

A little something different!

बी-डे: जेंनिफेर अनिस्तों!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER ANISTON!

रुष लिम्बौघ फॉर प्रेसिडेंट ऑफ़ थे उनिवेरसे!

RUSH LIMBAUGH FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE!
VOTE FOR RUSH!

बाब'स डेली इस हिरिंग!

BAB'S DELI IS HIRING!

BAB'S DELI
1801 W. TRENTON ROAD
EDINBURG, TEXAS
(956)682-3365

बीर CHIPS

BEER CHIPS!

WE were out and about Thursday when we popped into the neighborhood Stripes store for a lotto ticket! It was a long line. WE were glancing at all the nifty snacks when we spotted them...Beer Chips! A golden bag! That really caught our eye!

The taste? You can detect a bit of beer.

Where do they come from? Wisconsin?

Nope! These chippos are from Portland, Oregon!
Check them out at: www.beerchips.com

Ask the store clerk if you need to show your ID!

५६ लिकुओर सतोरेस इन मिस्सिओं, TEXAS

56 LIQUOR STORES IN MISSION, TEXAS!

WE googled liquor stores in Mission, Texas and found that it has 56 liquor stores!
Wow...think Tom Landry's town has enough booze joints?!?

नेव्स्पपेर्स तो थे रेस्कुए!

NEWSPAPERS TO THE RESCUE: THE BIRD CAGE!

SO...your parrot made a mess of his cage...what do YOU do?
Use the old handy newspaper of course!

फ्री लाब्राडोर PUPPIES

FREE LABRADOR PUPPIES!
CONTACT: tontorex@hotmail.com
Puppies from Edinburg, Texas

गेनेराल CLIFTON

GENERAL CLIFTON

WHO needs a Chicken Man when you can have a General? I was just going through my daily cache of Monitors and noticed in the Saturday edition that KURV Talk Radio dismissed Colonel Ray. Ah, a discharge. No more Blowhard, huh?

Well, how about a rational military man who knows his biz?

I am General Clyde Tecumseh Clifton. American. American. American. Patriot!
WE can Save America!

Let a colonel sell fried chicken!

Attention!
Contact: xark@lycos.com

दी ANTWOORD

DIE ANTWOORD

WE were watching The Late Show With David Letterman last night and were blown away by the musical guest from South Africa! The group is called Die Antwoord and it appeared to be a sort of rap/rave group if we are not mistaken!

The song is catchy and is still pinballing in our brains! The title is "I Think U Freaky"

YouTube it and enjoy!

रोमनी रोल्स ओं!

ROMNEY ROLLS ON!
WE predict Mitt Romney will be President Mitt Romney!
Get the parades and parties planned!

फिलिपीन वोमेन रोचक!

FILIPINA WOMEN ROCK!

Intelligent, hard-working and beautiful!

अल्मोंड्स!

BLUE DIAMOND BOLD HABANERO BBQ ALMONDS!

WE made OUR way to the local convinience store for a coffee and snack break!
Java to sip! Almonds to munch! Which almonds?

Blue Diamond Bold Habanero BBQ Almonds!
Wow! Great taste!

WE love it with OUR coffee and Mrs. Bairds Peach pie!

www.bluediamond.com

रक कला अत थे सुपर बोवल PARTY

WHICH COLA ARE YOU TAKING TO YOUR SUPER BOWL PARTY?

Tomorrow is the big day! The Super Bowl! New England versus New York! Patriots/Giants! Snacks galore! Cook-outs!

Which cola are you taking to your Super Bowl Party?

WE will be sipping RC Cola!

Something strongly different!

RC COLA!
www.rcolainternational.com

व्हाताबुर्गेर'स न्यू स्पिच्य केत्चुप!

WHATABURGER'S NEW SPICY KETCHUP!

Where was I that I did not know that Whataburger had a new ketchup offering? Was I living in a cave in Tora Bora? Or was I just too busy with work and my sack lunches?

Pick one.

Whataburger has something new and delicious! Spicy Ketchup! Limited Edition! Yup, quite tasty and spicy! A perfect tag team partner to their fantabulous Fancy Ketchup!

Thank you, Kathleen from Whataburger for letting me know about it!

व्हेन यौर नेइघ्बोर्स अरे NUTS

WHEN YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE NUTS

OUR new neighbors are unconventional to say the least. They have been at the small white house across from our abode for about 1 year now. WE still consider them new because their man of the house is rarely around. He seems to be away from home for periods of 2 to 3 weeks. The family of four avoids eye contact. They do not favor the Texan friendliness that makes Texas unique.

The teenage daughter has a weird boyfriend that bikes to the family's house at odd hours of the day. The parents have for the most part tolerated his sleep-overs.

It used to be a sneak-over. The young teen-ager/young adult would hide his ten speed bike in a heavily wooded pasture next to his beloved's property or tie it to a telephone post across our house. Locked is the correct word.

Romantic? More like bizarre.

Every now and then the young couple would lovingly walk down the road to the store which is about a mile and 3/4 away. Love will make you walk long distances.

Last night as WE made our way home we noticed a figure dressed in white at our neighbor's south gate. A ghost? Nope. It was the young lad arriving to meet his gal.

Then the screaming started! They got into a huge argument. WE thought we would have to call the Hidalgo Sheriff's Department. Good luck with that. Their response time is awful. Sure, you have to factor in that Hidalgo County is HUGE. Still...once upon a time one of their own was involved in a DWI and they arrived in less than 30 minutes....but that is entirely another story!

The argument escalated. WE had our cell phones ready....the teen-aged girl tossed the metallic? aluminum Bus Stop sign at the dude as he ran away.

The mother watched from the shadows.

For a good portion of the night we kept our ears and eyes opened....and our cell phones close at hand.

Now the vecinos will never make eye contact!

FREE BACKSTAGE PASSES?

Free backstage passes to any concert?!? Really? Really-really?
Find out! Twitter search @backstagepasstv or visit: www.freebackstagepasses.info

It is worth a try!
WE will check it out by assigning it to our jumpy intern!

MITT ROMNEY THE CONTENDER!

MITT ROMNEY will take the fight to President Barack Obama in November as the Republican contender! Newt Gingrich is pretty much candidate road kill as well as trouble for the GOP establishment!

I mean really...Herman Cain endorsed him!?! Hmmm...Gingy certainly has the cheating husband and mistress vote!

Look for the successful businessman Romney to catapult into the White House as the first Mormon prez! Good-bye Obamacare!

Fritz Freund
Contact:qnix1@lycos.com
*Mr. Freund welcomes all emails!

BELINDA: SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTANT

BELINDA: SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTANT

CONTACT HER AT: ganzowing@yexmail.com

ग्रास्शोप्पेर PIE

GRASSHOPPER PIE

Have you ever tried some grasshopper pie?
WE are looking for recipes for it!
Drop us a line at: xark@lycos.com

सुपर बोवल WEEK

SUPER BOWL WEEK!

ARE you ready for Super Bowl Week? It begins NOW! Today Monday! Get your snacks stocked! Get your cook-out kit primed! This Sunday the BIG GAME will be the main event of the universe...well...at least the NFL universo!

GO PATRIOTS!

सुपर टिप: SHHHH

SUPER TIP TO NAVY SEALS(AND WANNABES)

IF you are or were a Navy Seal do NOT go around bragging that you were a member of that great American elite team! For crying out loud! Wise Up!

Even if you are running for political office!

Be Safe!

रिस्क पेर्री फॉर प्रेसिडेंट ऑफ़ थे UNIVERSE

RICK PERRRY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE!
WE SUPPORT GOVERNOR RICK PERRY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE!
VOTE NOW!

MEOW

COPY CAT

WHAT does a copy cat say?
Answer: Meow!

रों PAUL

ROMNEY
SANTORUM
GINGRICH
MISMA CANCION
DIFERENTE CANTANTES.
ROMNEY, GINGRICH, Y SANTORUM SON ANTI-IMIGRANTES Y ANTI-MEXICANOS!

VOTE POR RON PAUL!
RON PAUL DEL PUEBLO PARA EL PUEBLO!

Contact Patriotic Americans at: patrioticamericans@inbox.com
Ahmad Khan supports Ron Paul

गुड मोर्निंग नसा!

GOOD MORNING NSA!

HOW about some breakfast tacos? Drink some Neurogasm with those delicious tacs!
Then off you go to defend this great nation of OURS!

Did anyone read about the supposed NSA/Google lovefest?

Dare I say IT? GOOGLE IT!

इस्ला FISHER

ISLA BONITA: ISLA FISHER

IT is an Isla Fisher Marathon Week-end!
WE have nothing better to do this week-end SO WE will watch anything by this Aussie beauty! Soap-operas included!

गेट यौर ग्रौपों ओं!

GET YOUR GROUPON ON!

WHERE do you get your coupons? The newspaper? A dark alley? The internet? The store?

Give Groupon a try out and see if it makes your savings team!

www.groupon.com

मेत्व रोच्क्स आईटी!

STAR TREK ROCKS ON METV!

SATURDAY nights at 8:00 pm WE are glued to OUR television sets watching re-runs of STAR TREK! Need WE say more? Awesome 8:00 hour!

METV used to be called RTV!

रोमनी/गिनग्रिच २०१२?

WHAT ARE THE ODDS: ROMNEY-GINGRICH 2012?

What are the odds that an odd couple GOP tag team can take on President Obama this year? How about Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich? Could it happen?

If it does...Newtie had better be true!

"टट्टू बी वन HALEN

"TATTOO" BY VAN HALEN!

WE took a small drive to the local convinience store to gas up and snag some snacks yesterday morning. Tunes on the radio. Some old rock standards. Memory Lane has no stop signs. Just ghosts and angels.

THEN...WE heard it...that familiar roar that belongs to David Lee Roth and the fiery and inspired guitarwork by Eddie Van Halen! A new song by VH! The song is "Tattoo" and it is an audio tat that sticks! It sounds like VH is in the old convertible and ready to jump onto a stage near you!

"A Different Kind Of Truch" is the name of their new album and will be in stores on February 7, 2012.

डोमिनो'स पिज्जा इस कमिंग तो अल्तों, टेक्सास!

DOMINO'S PIZZA IS COMING TO ALTON, TEXAS!

WE suppose the title says it all! WE saw the sign as WE travelled through the metropolis of Alton two days ago! Coming Soon!

Moving on up!

से नो तो साइबर BULLYING

SAY NO TO CYBER BULLYING!

SERGEI

SERGEI: COMPUTER ANALYST

SERGEI seeks a job as a computer analyst.
Contact him at: xark@lycos.com

रेड हेड वार्स?

BODY OF PROOF OR UNFORGETTABLE?

LET'S SEE...ABC OR CBS? DANA DELANY OR POPPY MONTGOMERY? TUESDAY NIGHTS AT 9:00 PM? WHO HOLDS OUR INTEREST?

WE love Delany in Body Of Proof! WE find the writing on her show far superior to Ms. Montgomery's program.

Both are lovely ladies.

The storylines are what get us!

REDHEAD WARS you could call it!

सेक्रेट BROADCAST

SECRET BROADCAST

HOW about some rock music from North of the border?
Check out Secret Broadcast!
This fine band is from Calgary, Canada!
Find them on facebook!
Track them on Twitter!
Google them!
Send them a message on boxjude.com
Rock out!

टेबो फॉर प्रेसिडेंट?

TIM TEBOW FOR PRESIDENT!

SO...how about it? Tebow for PreZ?

साइबर काफेस इन थे रगव?

CYBER CAFES IN THE RGV?

Are there any cyber cafes in the Rio Grande Valley?
Contact our Curious Jorge at: xark@lycos.com

हैप्पी मार्टिन लुठेर किंग जर डे!

HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING JR DAY!

WE all have civil rights. This is an American holiday. If one of us is denied our basic civil rights then WE are all in danger. Democracy for all. Not just for a chosen few.

A few years back I heard a person say that MLK DAY was "just for Blacks". Wrong answer. MLK Day is for all of the United States of America. WE have come a long way since the days of Segregation. Study your history. It's in the books.

WE are America. We are not Nazi Germany.

ग्रावेयार्ड KISSER

GRAVEYARD KISSER

The mud has mixed in with the grass.
The rain is baptizing every word uttered.
The wind mutters and spits.
I only wish to go home to rest
even if it is for a short bit!
I can find solace in the smallest things.

पस: TEBOW

PS: TEBOW

TEBOW and the Denver Broncos fought a valiant battle. The Brady Bunch was too much and the New England Patriots were victorious!

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 45
DENVER BRONCOS 10

फैथ एंड FOOTBALL

FAITH AND FOOTBALL

I remember back in the 20th century as a kid following the Dallas Cowboys and their star quarterback. His name was Roger Staubach. A Catholic hero for a Catholic kid.
I read of his exploits in the U.S. Navy, in college, and the gridiron. I wanted to go out to sea just like my dad and Roger The Dodger.

Of course the influence of my uncles being in the U.S. Army kept me on shore when I decided to serve my country.

I would endure the taunts of the Houston Oiler fans at school and march into the school week with my Dallas Cowboys d-ring notebook. I am pretty sure it was d-ring. It had the Cowboys helmet on both sides.

Sundays I watched the Pokes tangle with their divisional foes and other teams in the league. Win or lose I was a loyal fan. I would not give up on them. I would not follow the flavor of the day team just because they were winning more than losing. Loyalty meant more back then.

Back then WE had Catholic heroes we would admire. You could tag along with myself and my dad to the barber shop in Mission and sit there and view the pictures of John F. Kennedy. JFK was there among the pictures of Catholic saints. We all know he was human. He was just like us. Catholic. Human. Ah, the worst thing the enemy can do is create a martyr. In our eyes he died a Catholic hero. In his death he grew in stature. I know some would scoff at that.

Poland in the 1980s. The communists were hellbent on stomping Solidarity and Lech Walesa. The murder of a popular priest made him a martyr. Bad idea commies.

Fooball. Faith. Politics. The other trinity in our household was one we still follow to this day.

I am still a Dallas Cowboys fan. Still a Catholic. Still anti-communist.

जनेल्ले" साइबर MODEL

JANELLE: CYBER MODEL
Janelle seeks a job as a cyber model!
Contact her at: xark@lycos.com

कार्रेरा तीरे सेरविसे!

CARRERA TIRE SHOP

107 going east towards Edinburg gets you there. Carrera's Tire Shop. If you have a tire-related issue drop by!

Mr. Carrera and his crew will take care of you!

CARRERA TIRE SHOP
107 LOMITA ROAD
MCALLEN, TEXAS
OWNER: RIGOBERTO CARRERA
CELL: (956)975-5517
OFFICE: (956)287-0100
ROAD SERVICE
CALL SERVICE
NEW AND USED TIRES

कोवार्द्ली और स्मार्ट?

COWARDLY OR SMART?

A local plumber's van has anti-abortion stickers all over it. Is he being smart or cowardly by not having his company's name on the vehicle?

WE think he is being smart!
What do you think?
Contact: sonton1@lycos.com

जेओपर्द्य?

JEOPARDY AND CHANNEL 4 NEWS?
WHAT A GREAT PROMO FOR KGBT-TV'S NEWS TEAM
THE JEOPARDY ROUTE
EVEN MARCY MARTINEZ IS "JEOPARDIZED"!

कॉमिक BOOKS

COMIC BOOKS

WE are looking for Doctor Strange comic books! Anything from the 1980s!
Contact: pitoirani@mail.com

ROCKIE STONE

ROCKIE STONE

ROCKIE STONE FROM CANADA!
CALL YOUR MOM!

ब्रुसे CAVE

BRUCE CAVE: ONLINE INVESTIGATOR

Bruce Cave is on the case. Fake death? Insurance money on the line? A fresh look at the Falcon Lake Fiasco.

Contact Bruce with any credible leads at: sonton1@lycos.com

ब्रुसे CAVE

BRUCE CAVE: ONLINE INVESTIGATOR

Bruce Cave is on the case. Fake death? Insurance money on the line? A fresh look at the Falcon Lake Fiasco.

Contact Bruce with any credible leads at: sonton1@lycos.com

SECRET SOUL TRAIN AND MARCY

SECRET SOUL TRAIN: Call Marcy!

KASHLANA

FIND KASHLANA ONLINE!
WHO IS SHE?
CONTACT: mayomayo@myemail.com or sonton1@lycos.com

NYLA

NYLA: NANNY

NYLA seeks a job as a nanny.
Contact: chambaking@live.com

थे रिवेर्सिदे APARTMENTS

THE RIVERSIDE APARTMENTS
1325 S.77 SUNSHINE STRIP
HARLINGEN, TEXAS

RATE THIS APARTMENT COMPLEX AND POSSIBLY WIN $100!
ENTER NOW!
CONTACT: gavilantony@yexmail.com

कूपों SUZY

COUPON CRUSADE!

COUPON SUZY!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012!
CHECK OUT COUPONS!
CHECK THIS SITE OUT AT: www.couponsuzy.com
LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!
CONTACT: seattlepoke@yahoo.com

पुब्बय तुर्न्स ४०!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUBBY!

३१ तो १४

As WE sip our Stewarts Creamy Hazelnut coffee WE painfully review the Dallas Cowboys season and their loss to the New York Giants last night! 31 to 14. Big Ouch! 8-8 Record. They had no business being in the playoffs. That much is true!

What happened? Maybe ROB RYAN'S defensive genie was too much for OUR team? Maybe it was witchcraft? Maybe the team is tired? Maybe there are too many ingredients missing in this recipe?

It will be a long wait to next season?

Will the Cowboys trade Romo?

NO BOOZE TO WELCOME IN 2012!

WE had a non-alcoholic new year's beverage because WE had to make it to the office this fine and dandy morning!

SO what was it?

IT was WELCH'S SPARKLING WHITE GRAPE JUICE COCKTAIL!

www.welchs.com

WHO needs booze?
NOT US!

NOT MANY BULLETS...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
WE hope your new year come in with a bang...but not a literal one! Why nitwits here in the Rio Grande Valley find it necessary to shoot off their firearms is beyond US!

WE only heard 3 shots last night!

Nice!