Wednesday, November 30, 2011

ट्रांसपोर्ट B

TRUCK DRIVERS WANTED!
10 Truck drivers!
Apply!
Contact: chambaking@live.com

लेट NEWSPAPERS

IS your newspaper delivered late? Always tardy?
Contact: idahojoh@hushmail.com
MICHIGAN, TEXAS, IDAHO, AND WASHINGTON subscribers ask about our 99 Percenter Special!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

SINGLE DANSH WOMAN

SINGLE DANISH WOMAN SEEKS COMPANIONSHIP
29 year old single woman from Denmark here for 6 months seeks a friend/companion.
Sporty, shy, loves foreign films, Mexican culture and Danish cinema. Speaks Danish, French, Spanish, English, and Japanese.
McAllen/Edinburg area.

Contact:angeljacks@givebackmail.com

Monday, November 28, 2011

RIVAS CABINETS

WE send a shout-out to the crew at: RIVAS CABINETS (956)867-1786!
ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS AND DOORS INSTALLED!

ORAs WANTED

ONLINE REVENUE ANALYSTS WANTED!
CONTACT: chambaking@live.com

विन्नेर्स विन्निंग!

WINNERS...WINNING!
IF YOUR name is on this list please contact Jackie at: ganzowing@yexmail.com and see what you have won! Remember it pays to answer your phone!

BLAINE COOKE
MARIA SWEENEY
PABLO VASQUEZ
MYRA SALDANA
BRAD SIMMONS
DARLISSA GALINDO
MIKE BLOOMFIELD
PETER ANDERS w

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

न्सिस: लोस अन्गेलेस ROCKS

ANOTHER EXCELLENT NCIS: LOS ANGELES EPISODE!

WE watched NCIS: Los Angeles last night! The episode's title was The Debt. Just a fun show to watch! CBS 8:00 PM locked in! FIND THAT EPISODE AND SEE WHAT WE MEAN!

करीना एंड जर वीं!

CONGRATULATIONS TO KARINA AND JR!
DANCING WITH THE STARS WINNERS!
THE MIRROR BALL IS THEIRS!

LOADS OF FUN WATCHING THE COMPETITION!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

ठनक GOD

YOU DON'T NEED A TURKEY TO THANK GOD!

Thanksgiving Day is swiftly upon us! This Thursday! Wow. Some folks don't have jobs and are in dire needs when it comes to meals.

Churches and charitable organizations are braving the bad economy to continue to help these folks.

One does not need a turkey to thank GOD.

If you can please donate even a dollar to any reputable organization that aids the poor.

GOD ROCKS!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. JAMI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. JAMI!
GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU SAFE AND SOUND!

Saturday, November 19, 2011

WINLESS PONIES?

WILL THE INDIANAPOLIS COLTS GO FOR A WINLESS SEASON?

QUITE A QUESTION!
Keep watching the NFL for the answer!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIA LIBERTAD MASON!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIBBY MASON!
GOD BLESS YOU!

DID YOUR NEWSPAPER ELIMINATE ITS OPINION PAGE?

DID your newspaper eliminate its opinion page? Why? Did a subscriber make them feel unsafe? Did the editor decide the public's views should not be read?

Contact our opinion guru at: ganzowing@yexmail.com

WOULD YOU DONATE YOUR ALUMINUM CANS?

ALUMINUM CANS

What do you do with your aluminum cans? Do you just toss them away?
Have you ever thought about donating them to someone?
Let us know if you would do this!
Contact our environMENTAL buddy at: drakatter@live.com

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

PLASTIZINA

PLASTIZINA

A THOUSAND THANKS TO PLASTIZINA for the 5 Korans she gave us. WE will be studying them to gain a bit more insight into Islam.

Coversion?

NO. We are merely absorbing knowledge here.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

चोकोलाते MILK

CHOCOLATE MILK RETURN

I had a flashback to school days at Sharyland Elementary, Junior, and High School. Those lovely days of study, study, study and the fantastic lunches. Chocolate milk. You had a choice. Regular milk or chocolate. I chose choco-late.

It has been years since I had a steady flow of the chocolate stuff.

Time to return to those roots!

Chocolate Cows moo in approval somewhere in Wisconsin!

Monday, November 14, 2011

44 TO 7 DALLAS COWBOYS CORRAL THE BUFFALO BILLS 44 TO 7!

DALLAS CORRALS THE BUFFALO BILLS 44-7!

WOW! The Dallas Cowboys had their mojo in turbo yesterday! What a surprising victory!
Can they continue on this fine and dandy road? They have the hated Washington Redskins this Sunday!

GO COWBOYS!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

KLAIRE

KLAIRE

KLAIRE if that is her real name used to frequent City Breeze in Mcallen, Texas. The bar and grill was located at 5524 N. 10th Street.

5 feet 6 inches
long black hair
blue eyes.( may have used contact lenses for the blue color)
Asian-Hispanic
She drove a red BMW.

If you have any information about her please contact Dave at: konquedave@yahoo.com

CASH REWARD.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

थे ९९ परसेंट टी-SHIRTS

I SUPPORT THE 99 PERCENT T-SHIRTS ON SALE NOVEMBER 14, 2011!
www.zazzle.com/rotanman

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

JOLISSA

A HUGE RGV ROAR-OUT TO JOLISSA AT HEB EDINBURG!

KEEP THE COWBOY FAITH, JOLISSA!
GO DALLAS COWBOYS!
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK AND ULTIMATE POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

हेर्मान'स MONSTER

HERMAN'S MONSTER

WE thought initially that Herman Cain was just 100 percent boring. Wow. WE were 100 percent wrong! The Black conservative Republican presidential hopeful will star in his very own news conference today to address the latest allegation of sexual harrassment! A 4th woman has come forward!

WE thought the 3rd time was the charm....

Mr. Cain's team has said the Rick Perry camp is to blame for the whole huato. Ah, the Rick Perry Dirty Politics Machine is running smoothly?

BUTT...Mr. Cain is responsible for his actions.

He should have blocked all these attacks from day one. Nope. He did not and it turned into a monster.

His campaign song could be AC/DC's "Touch Too Much".

Let's check out his circus...we mean news conference!

Monday, November 7, 2011

रेवेरेंद MIKE

REVEREND MIKE'S ROCKY ROAD REVIVAL

Reverend Mike knew he had to leave the sweet air conditioned ministry when a preacher was found dead in his underwear. The underwear-clad minister had been messing with a teen-aged girl from his congregation. One on one. Heart attack.

So much for his prosperity preaching. Cha-ching. Ka-boom! Disgraceful.

These days Reverend Mike cruises the streets tending to his extended flock. All the folks society deems as throw-aways. The wolves see lamb chops. Reverend Miguel sees children of GOD.

The alleys and streets. A long way from the perfumed pews of a born-again mega-church.

In an odd way he has the Pervy Preacher to thank.

रोचक सेण्टर

ROCK CENTER ON NBC
MONDAYS
9:00 PM

The debut of the Brian Williams fueled newsmag program ROCKED! On the team: Ted Koppel and Meredith Viera! Tonight WE find out who else is on the equipo!

WE thought it would be a Dateline type of show. WE were pleasantly wrong!

WE recommend it!

And now for some more West Rock Coffee!
Check out the Choco-Latte
Sweet Dark Chocolate!
www.westrockcoffee.com

LUXEMBOURG

LUXEMBOURG...LOOKING GOOD!
VACATION IN THE L COUNTRY!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

वाकातिओं इन तेल AVIV

UNCLE SID'S LEMONDADE PUNCH

Uncle Sid is in Tel Aviv to meet Tehran Tina. WE hope he brings back some nice souvenirs from his trip and some nafty pix of Tina! Gorgeous!

फ्री इरान इम्मेदिअतेली!

FREE IRAN IMMEDIATELY!
Le the chains that have spoken tyranny in Persian now be broken
and set Iran free of its evil religious leadership!
Ungodly men!
Democracy should reign!
True faith does not enslave!
Freedom!
Freedom for Iran!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

गो डिब्बी गो!

A HUGE SHOUT-OUT TO DEBBIE!

A HUGE SHOUT-OUT TO DEBBIE DE LEON JOGGING THOSE TRAILS OUT THERE!
GO DEBBIE...GO!