Tuesday, August 30, 2011

ब्रोव्न्स वेर्सुस एअग्लेस इन थे सुपर BOWL

WE think the Super Bowl will feature the Cleveland Browns versus the Philadelphia Eagles this go round!

What do you think?
(Sure, WE are Cowboys fans...WE are just trying to work on our psychic powers!"

Monday, August 29, 2011

आगुअस्कलिएन्तेस मेक्सिको: VACATION

AGUASCALIENTES, MEXICO IS A GREAT VACATION DESTINATION!
ENJOY SOME COOL WEATHER IN MOUNTAINOUS TERRAIN!
ESCAPE THE INFERNAL TEXAS HEAT!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

"RUN" BY CALEB HALKETT

GIVE IT A LISTEN!
CHECK COUT CALEB HALKETT!
HOW IS THIS TALENT NOT SIGNED TO A RECORD DEAL??
CHECK HIM OUT AT: WWW.MYSPACE.COM/ILOVECALEBMUSIC

Saturday, August 27, 2011

अप्प्ले STRUDEL

APPLE STRUDEL....YOU either LOVE IT OR HATE IT!
I remember when I was a child my father would bring home Butter Crust Apple Strudel. WE love it! That with a glass of cold milk would launch us into outerspace.

The years went by like supersonic seconds...minutes...hours...days..months...YEARS. I lost track of Butter Crust products. Is it gone forever?

No more Butter Crust Apple Strudel?

I found apple strudel at a VALERO convinience store this morning...single piece.

MEMORIES...SWEET MEMORIES FOR MY TASTE BUDS....but my friends on my tongue knew it was not Butter Crust!

Still delicioso!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

$6.21 OF GASOLINE PLUS $15.00

IT has been a rough month. August is the month ELVIS passed on into the other Las Vegas. I will always remember that from childhood.

My brother and I care for my mother and father and our Aunt Alice who suffers from Alzheimers. We do the best we can with what we have and thank GOD for guiding us.

Our next door neighbor passed away on the 2nd of August from diabetes complications. Our Uncle Joe had stopped eating well and was not taking his meds. He and our Aunt Alice could not see eye to eye. He had made it clear as day that he did not want us around. It is a long and complicated story. One day WE will go down that road.

WE had $6.21 in bills and loose change. WE would have to make it work.

Payday is Friday. Thursday is light years away.

WE were about to take off..when we noticed a nurse looking our way...WHY?
She was chatting with the cashier. Small talk...but why look our way?

Her black SUV was parked outside the store door....to the right...She came out and went left...towards us as we began our roll towards the dark road. She asked if we were the ones that had just purchased $6 of gas. Yes was our answer and then she told us that she had just put $15 in our tank and to pump it. SHOCK AND AWE on our faces we thanked her and pumped the fuel into our truck.

WOW.

Just when you think humanity is strapped to a go-cart and headed for a fiery hellish concrete wall YOU get someone who is not on that ride.

MAY GOD REPAY HER 1000 TIMES.

I will do my best to do something for someone.

COUNT ON IT.

GOD BLESS THAT FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

अंकल सिद गोएस तो स्य्राचुसे, न्यू YORK

Uncle Sid is heading for Syracuse, New York, City today!
Have a safe trip!
GO GREYHOUND!

P.S. WE will feed your cat.
RUBOH is in good hands!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

FIGHTING ROOSTERS: GALLOS DE PELEA

GALLOS DE PELEA!
FIGHTING ROOSTERS!
FOR SALE!
CONTACT: BIG VICK at: nolaganzo@yahoo.com

Monday, August 22, 2011

प्ले तो वीं!

LET'S GO DALLAS COWBOYS!
PLAY TO WIN!
A winning attitude begins in PRE-SEASON!

Sunday, August 21, 2011

थे मिल्क्षाके पार्टी तकस एम अत थे टा पार्टी!

TEA PARTY: YOU ARE FORWARNED!
WE ARE COMING AFTER YOU!
-THE MILKSHAKE PARTY!
Contact: sonton1@lycos.com

*Rgvpost does not endorse the views of The Milkshake Party or The Tea Party.
WE drink RC COLA.

हिरिंग फ्रीज़े?

WE head into our Sunday 2 people short! Don't you love a challenge? YES...WE are hiring! Bad economy and all! Let's ride those horses to the ocean from the depths of the desert!

WRITERS
BLOGGERS
SECURITY GUARDS!

CONTACT: mintdragon@live.com

Thursday, August 18, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHELSEA GARCIA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHELSEA GARCIA!
GOD BLESS YOU!
GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

ZEE AVI

How about some music by ZEE AVI?
Check out "Slow Hands" and "Bitter Heart"!
Give a listen to "POPPY"
Zee Avi is at: www.zeeavi.com

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

ऑनलाइन अत्तोर्नी SEARCH

ATTORNEYS are easy to find. Just grab a phone book and GO! BUT...have you ever tried to find a lawyer online? What is a good website that provides you with a comprehensive list/directory?

Any leads?
Contact: nolaganzo@yahoo.com

PRESIDENT RICK PERRY?

Governor Rick Perry has announced that he will run for president of the United States. Wow. A Texan in the White House?

IAN KINGSLEY offers a strategy to stop Perry!
Hmmmm....really?
Contact: nolaganzo@yahoo.com

Sunday, August 14, 2011

DRINK WATER

DRINK WATER.
DRINK LIFE.

TIO PEPE/UNCLE PEPE

It has been a long and chaotic week. WE buried our Uncle Pepe this Monday. Grieving comes in different forms. Just processing the fact that he is gone is quite a feat. I am still not there.

By this I mean: It feels odd when I look at his house and hear his canine bark. Knowing that he will not come of his abode and toss the cats some cat food or stomp off angry that we are walking our grandfather's ranch in the hot sun.

Obviously, I know he is buried....it just takes time.

GOD rest his soul.

I hope the Vietnam Vet has finally gotten his parade in Paradise.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

HAIRCUTS

Where do you get your haircuts? Are barber shops going the way of the dinosaurs? OR...is there a WALMARTIFICATION OF BARBER SHOPS?

What do you think?
Contact: drakatter@live.com

BALD IS BEAUTIFUL!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

थे वर अगेंस्ट अल QAEDA

MESSAGE FROM SALIM THE EAGLE: WE must keep fighting terrorism.
The loss of 22 Navy Seals was a huge national tragedy.
REMEMBER: WE ARE AT WAR WITH AL QAEDA and terrorism. WE will have
to battle on and never forget that casualities are a part of this equation.
Our enemies will surely say Bin Laden has been avenged.

Contact: sonton1@lycos.com

Salim The Eagle

Sunday, August 7, 2011

"MY KIND OF GIRL" BY CHICKENFOOT

SAMMY HAGAR in a brand new car....creative vehicle? Yep. MEET CHICKENFOOT the band he fronts with JOE SATRIANI on guitar, CHAD SMITH on drums and MICHAEL ANTHONY on bass.

CHANCES are good this band will be in the market for a new drummer because Chad Smith will rejoin his original band mates in the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Listen for "Big Foot" which is the new tune by Chickenfoot off their 2nd album. CHICKENFOOT III. is the title of the sophomoric record.

ग्रीड-परिदे-ANGER

Never invite Greed, Anger, and Pride to a funeral.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

रेस्ट इन पास अंकल PEPE

REST IN PEACE UNCLE PEPE HERNANDEZ.
VIETNAM VETERAN.
1 TOUR OF DUTY.
MAY YOU WALK THE FIELDS OF HEAVEN WITHOUT ANY ROCKS IN YOUR BOOTS.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

DUNKIN DONUTS COFFEE

DUNKIN DONUTS COFFEE!

WE are starting our day the right way!
www.dunkinathome.com