OBEDIENCE SCHOOL FOR CATS?

OBEDIENCE SCHOOL FOR CATS?
GET YOUR GOOGLE GOGGLES ON!

I wish such a thing existed! Killer my gray and white silent feline just loves to tease my dog at night. He will sit under the security light and just look at my poor canine as if daring her to attack...even though she is tied up!

GOOGLE IT BABY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANE TANNER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANE TANNER!
Thanks for keeping our street teams out of trouble!
El Pocito this morning!

CATHOLICS CANNOT BE MASONS

It was 3 years ago. I was standing there like some high school kid talking to this beautiful and intelligent graphics artist. She looked like Diana Prince (Wonder Woman). We were sipping our coffee chitter chatting about the short weekend, WORK, Texas wildflowers, and her father's cattle ranch. Along came a spider...I mean a man from the Accounting Department to say Hi and Good Morning. THAT is when she noticed his Masonic ring! She uttered a nearly inaudible shriek of fear! Masons are bad was the statement from her red lips!

The bearded bean counter informed her that it was a benevolent brotherhood of men. She notified him that Catholics could not join the Masons. He hit the verbal tennis ball back with his racket a la Jimmy Connors. Yes, he said now they can. With a sip of coffee he waltzed off to his part of the building.

I had just read an article in Our Sunday Visitor which is a Catholic newspaper on such a subject! Accounting Ace was wrong! You cannot join the Masons if you are a Catholic!

Amen says the Black Madonna Defense Force! You cannot be a Catholic and a Mason! Big No-No!

I think I need some coffee....

Black Madonna Defense Force
bm4ce@rock.com

JOBORAMA OPENINGS

CAJUN COOK
FILIPINO SINGER
GRAPHIC ARTIST
RANCH HAND
GARDENER
WAITER
PHOTOGRAPHER

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ROBIN IVY IS HERE!

WE AT RGVPOST.COM LOVE ROBIN IVY ON FM 94.3 WCYY IN PORTLAND, MAINE! THE HOME OF ALTERNATIVE ROCK! Every morning we can listen to her rocking the universe! We usually tune in nice and early at 5:30 AM Central.

WE cannot vote in our own SUPER SILVER SURVEY FOR WHO THE BEST FEMALE ROCK DJ IS..BUT IF WE COULD YOU KNOW OUR VOTE WOULD BE FOR HER!

Check her out on our link area with her radio station's website as well!

WHO IS THE BEST FEMALE ROCK DJ IN THE COUNTRY?

WHO IS THE BEST FEMALE ROCK DJ IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?
QUITE A QUESTION!
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE AN OPINION!
SEND US YOURS TO: irishsoulbrother@hotmail.com

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
From all of us at rgvpost.com

BORDEN'S EGG NOG

BANG IT HOME!
We just had some Borden's Egg Nog! Dynamic taste! We could drink it year round!
If it's Borden it's gotta be good!

BRISTOL PALIN ON MQB?

LAST NIGHT JENNIFER GREY and her dance partner were the winners...ganadores on Dancing With The Stars!

Bristol Palin and her partner got Third Place. Palin was the surprise of the season.
Mama Grizzly was a proud mom. The Palin Media Blitz continues as Sarah Palin promotes AMERICA BY HEART her most recent book.

WILL BRISTOL PALIN TRY ANOTHER DANCE COMPETITION? WILL SHE TRY UNIVISION'S MIRA QUIEN BAILA (Look Who's Dancing)? This would be one way to endear herself and her mom to the Hispanic electorate? Politics and promotion. P AND P... Hmmm...the 3 P's...Promotion, Palin, Politics!

Spanish language TV ratings would soar! I guarantee it! Orale Bristol dale gas!

-Tracy Watson

WELCOME BACK WINTER TEXANS AND CANADIANS!

WELCOME BACK WINTER TEXANS! WELCOME BACK CANADIANS! WINTER WITH US HERE IN THE RIO GRANDE VALLEY AND ENJOY THE WEATHER!

HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE THANKSGIVING! TEXAS-STYLE!

TURKEY WITH MOLE DONA MARIA!

CORN FLAKES WITH OATMEAL?

ONCE the cold sets in here in the Magical Rio Grande Valley locals bundle up as Winter Texans sport their short sleeve attire!

How about some oatmeal and Corn Flakes? Cornelius the rooster would crow with approval!

AN EXCELLENT LAWYER

GET YOURSELF AN EXCELLENT ATTORNEY IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET A DIVORCE! We are not fans of the Big D. Sometimes it becomes necessary.

Suppose your spouse is a lousy cheater who cares more about his sexual appetite than about feeding his kids.

YOU know you do not need that for your children. YOU know that you do not deserve such misery.

Suppose your spouse abuses you mentally and physically! Do you really think he will not hurt the kids? Really?

Think about it long and hard.

Whether you are male or female. An excellent lawyer can make the difference!

HELP WANTED AT AZIZ STORE

HELP WANTED!
AZIZ STORE
1406 NOLANA LOOP
PHARR, TEXAS

The store near The Monitor has an opening!

35 TO 19: THE DALLAS COWBOYS FINALLY WIN A HOME GAME!

IT has been a long, dramatic, and disappointing season for the Dallas Cowboys who are now 3-7. They had not won a home game this season until yesterdays victory against the Detriot Lions! The score was 35 to 19.

Now the Pokes must prepare for the New Orleans Saints on Thanksgiving Day this coming Thursday. Make no mistake, this will be a tough game! What an understatement!

GO COWOBOYS!

THE NEW YORK TIMES AVAILABLE AT 1407 W. NOLANA LOOP!

ARE YOU A FAN OF THE NEW YORK TIMES? GONE are the days when you could only acquire a copy of the Gray Old Lady from your friendly local bookstore!

NOW YOU CAN GET THE NEW YORK TIMES AT THE STRIPES STORE AT: 1407 W. NOLANA LOOP! IN MCALLEN!

Right next to The Monitor!

Congratulations to Lily the manager of that store! Nice move!

STREET HUNTERS WANTED!

STREET HUNTERS WANTED!
Think and work outside the box!
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ARE MY CONTRACT JANITORS IN A NEATNESS CULT?

I got to my office to find my desk in a state of chaos! Envelopes had been manhandled, coffee cups overturned, and my personal effects looked like they were arranged in alphabetical order.

My contract janitorial service does a bang-up job. I just wish they would not try to get me to join their neatness cult. I suspect they hold daily rituals down my cold empty hallways. I am waiting to see if they have burned paper products out by the parking lot. An offering to their Neatness deity.

I may have to have a word or two with them.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIBBY MASON

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIBBY MASON!
From the Gonzalez Family and Aunt Alice Hernandez!

ALL OF YOU

WE ARE HERE FOR ALL OF YOU! We do not care if you wear expensive attire or just jeans and a shirt.

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO BE ONLINE

Online. You do not have to be a rocket scientist to be online. Any service that you can provide on the internet does not have to be complex.

Do you read your local newspaper on the world wide web? Does it require a mathematical formula to access it? It really should not.

Sometimes websites have a ton of bells and whistles and are not user friendly.

Some companies will charge you an arm and a leg for advertising and then try to tie you down with A CONTRACT. Why? Just to get more green out of your bank account? Perhaps. Gone are the days when you could advertise in your local paper for say 1 day or just 2. Now it seems they want you to sign away your soul...in blood!

We love Cricket Mobile because it does not have a contractual obligation. You pay a monthly fee. You do not get punished if you want OUT. Think of the other phone outfits that charge you $200 or so just to get out of the contract.


KEEP IT SIMPLE AND USER FRIENDLY.

Bells and whistles are nice and noisy.

JG'S WELDING

RGVPOST.COM SALUTES JG'S WELDING! WATCHING SPARKS FLY FOR A LIVING! Keep up the good work! Remember: December 10th is WELDERS DAY!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA TAYLOR!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA TAYLOR!

RUSH LIMBAUGH XISO YOZAL?

Rush Limbaugh xiso yozal.
Translate this phrase and win $100!
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KREATIVE KOGG IS HIRING!

KREATIVE KOGG has 5 openings for data entry clerks and 3 openings for creative bloggers!

We also need 4 graphic artists!

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WAS DANDY DON MEREDITH AT THE DALLAS COWBOYS/NEW YORK GIANTS GAME ON SUNDAY?

DALLAS COWBOYS 33
NEW YORK GIANTS 20

JON KITNA threw for 323 yards. The offensive line provided excellent security for the journeyman quarterback. The Receiving Corps did a great job. The running game was there. The Dallas Defense came alive.

We still need a kicker!

The lights went out....was Dandy Don Meredith at the game singing Turn Out The Lights The Party's Over?"

COACH JASON GARRETT'S FIRST NFL VICTORY AND THE POKES' 2ND WIN!

NEUROMARKETING SPECIALIST WANTED

PALOS MEDIA HAS ONE JOB OPENING FOR A NEUROMARKETING SPECIALIST!
APPLY NOW!
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MANNY PAQUIAO WINS!

THE KLOBBERFEST AT COWBOYS STADIUM? MANNY PACQUIAO TOOK ON ANTONIO MARGARITO LAST NIGHT AT THE HOME OF THE DALLAS COWBOYS!

The Pride of the Philippines was just too much for Mexico's Antonio Margarito. Margarito looked like he needed an eye doctor. The Paqman doctored his opponent's eyes with laser sharp hits. Punches...punches..punches. Manny P was just too fast and strong.

Margarito had no chance.

What next for the Filipino fighter? One would hope that Floyd Mayweather, Jr. would stop running from Manny and agree to fight him.

Money Mayweather seems in legal trouble for hitting his partner/wife(?). Hitting a woman? Really? What was he trying to do? Establish himself as a champion in the intergender division? Really? Come on, Money!

Stop beating a woman, Floyd Mayweather!

TAKE ON MANNY PAQQUIAO!
HE WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO HIT A WOMAN!

CONGRATULATIONS MANNY!

INTRODUCING DONALD REAGAN?!?

Will we start seeing ads for obligatory national chipping of American citizens on TV and radio?

We can see it now.......one with a fellow named DONALD REAGAN.

It would go something like this....

My name is Donald Reagan. Please get chipped today. Do it for your country.

BE A PATRIOT.
GET CHIPPED.
DO IT FOR THE DIPPER.

Makes you go hmmmm...does it not?

CONSPIRACY DIRECT: CHIPPING VIA MEDICINES

THIS just in from Conspiracy Direct! The government will begin implementing its mandatory chipping program. All citizens must be chipped for purposes of National Security!

The word on the conspiracy streets is that it will be done via vaccinations and medications!

Look out!

VETERANS DAY

HAPPY VETERANS DAY!
Never forget the great importance of our men and women who serve our great nation with pride, honor, and sacrifice.

It is no picnic being away from loved ones in peace time and in times of war.

THANK A VETERAN FOR HIS SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY!

THANK YOU VETERANS.

GOD BLESS YOU!

THE NEW AND REMODELED MCDONALDS IN SOUTH MISSION, TEXAS

WE were up nice and early on the morning of November 5. Also known as last Friday...the first Friday of the month of November.

We ventured out to 303 E. Expressway 83 to the remodeled and highly improved McDonalds. The area that once hosted Mission's first Walmart eons ago. So it seems ages ago.

WE ordered 1 Southern Chicken biscuit, 1 Sausage biscuit, 1 medium Wildberry smoothy, 1 medium Mocha Frappe, and 1 medium orange juice!

Great service. Polite young people.

The restaurant had a coffeehouse feel to it with soft lights.

Old folks, working class souls, youngsters, and then US at this venue.

Good job with the feel, size, and look of the building.

COMPASSION

Showing compassion is not a sign of weakness.
It is a sign of moral strength.

RUDY AS COACH!

Wade Phillips is no longer the Dallas Cowboys head coach. The new head honcho is RUDY...I mean Jason Garrett. Garrett will lead America's Team into the Big Apple to face the ferociously talented New York Giants. Remember them? The divisional foes who knocked out Tony Romo and sent the falling Pokes spiralling downward.

Heads up Cowboy fans. This is when you prove your faith and loyalty. YOU do not abandon the Lone Star team because they are doing poorly. Stand by your team! My heroes have always been Cowboys. John Wayne would have looked gallant in a Cowboys uniform with a HELMET!

Cowboys fan since 1972...back in the 2nd grade when I was madly in love with my teacher who looked a bit like Joyce Dewitt...Miss Flores or was it Mrs. Flores? Either way it never would have worked out...the age difference. Still the little heart flew when she spoke and waltzed into that classroom!

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!

The Dallas Cowboys are now 1-7 after losing to the Green Bay Packers 45 to 7. What a SHELLACKING! WHAT A HORRIBLE DEFEAT!

The offense was offensive to itself and the defense was hapless

THE BITTER TASTE OF DEFEAT IS DISGUSTING!

I have been a Dallas Cowboys fan since the 2nd Grade and remain loyal to the end! I have seen the good times and the bad times...we are in the worst of times!

Roger Staubach days rule! Roger The Dodger had defeats. The Naval Academey grad had guts and passion!

The Pokes have the New York Giants next!

Keep the faith!

GO COWBOYS!

POCKY ROCKS!

POCKY biscuit sticks from Osaka, Japan! Pen size thin snacks. We tried the strawberry cream! Awesome! With a bit of Starbucks coffee!

Why not? Sure! You deserve a thin snackorama!

Something to sweeten the soul of a Dallas Cowboys fan!

More on THEM.....

COMANDANTE AZUL GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR MEN

COMANDANTE AZUL: GOD bless you and your fine law enforcement brothers who are fighting a valiant and dangerous war against the ruthless and cowardly drug cartels in Mexico!

DIOS LOS BENDIGA!

COMING SOON: CHEROKEE JOHN

NATIVE AMERICAN points of view? Who cares? We care...WE should all care! Every now and then we will feature a posting by John River Eagle Watson who is a chap we met a few months ago. A proud Cherokee who pulls no punches when he wants to make a point!

RELIGION BLOGGER WANTED!

RELIGION BLOGGER WANTED!
Amen Street seeks a religion blogger who is not afraid of the TRUTH!
send your resume to: taggertoe@usa.com

WHY PURCHASE A CAR LOCALLY?

You can buy almost anything online these days! Welcome to the 21st Century. HERE is near and HERE is far. Distance is no longer what it used to be.

Back in the 20th century I met Charles Clark of Charles Clark Chevrolet as I stopped at a convinience store once called Sparky's at the intersection of Shary Road and 495 also known as the 1 Mile Line. It was after 10:00 PM. I was headed home after 4 hours of night courses at a McAllen technical school. Mr. Clark saw that I was driving my father's old Chevy and commented that it was a nice ride and that I should take care of "that Chevy". We chatted a bit as we headed for the store. A nice enough fellow. That was a good impression.

Some car dealer souls will treat you right and others will treat you as a number.

Mr. Clark is one of the good guys...and he is an artist as well!

Ah....fond memories of the 1980's!

VOTING IS A PEACEFUL REVOLUTION

VOTING IS A PEACEFUL REVOLUTION.

DEMOCRACY IS NOT ALWAYS PRETTY

Democracy is not always pretty!
PLEASE VOTE!

THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE NOW 1-6

It was pretty scary the Dallas Cowboys went 1-6 after losing 35 to 17 to the Jacksonville Jaguars on the 31st of October. A loss on Halloween! Sad. No Treats. Tricks? Zip. Not even a flea flicker!

Next Sunday they take on the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field!

Come on Cowboys!