Thursday, September 30, 2010

PRACTICE YOUR SPANISH WITH US

Practice your conversational Spanish with us!
Let's talk.
contact: sonton1@lycos.com

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

PIZZA PATRON

THIS FOOTBALL SEASON we at rgvpost.com will order pizza from Pizza Patron!
Go Cowboys! Go Pizza Patron!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

THE WITCH VOTE LOOKS CLEARLY REPUBLICAN

CHRISTINE O' DONNELL has helped the Republican Party secure the Witch Vote. What spell did she cast? Spooky!

Will the Democrats just write off that segment of society?

Monday, September 27, 2010

COLESLAW WARS

WHO has the best coleslaw...Kentucky Fried Chicken or Church's Fried Chicken?

We think it is KFC. What do you think?

CHRISTINE O' DONNELL: WITCHY WOMAN

Will conservatives be turned off by Christine O' Donnell's dabbling with witchcraft? It was back in her wonder years known as her teens.

Watch the polls! Watch on election day!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

BLUE BLOODS ON CBS FRIDAY NIGHTS

WE checked out the long anticipated return of Tom Selleck to the CBS line-up! We were very delighted with his new television incarnation as the police chief of New York City on Blue Bloods. A family of cops. One prosecutor. A solid cast! Bridgette Moynahan, Danny Wahlberg.

We give it a 10!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

SUPPORT PRESIDENT OBAMA

SAY NO TO CARTOON CONSERVATIVES!
SUPPORT PRESIDENT OBAMA!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

NEWT IS A NUT T-SHIRTS ON SALE SEPTEMBER 26, 2010

NEWT IS A NUT
NEWT IS A NAWT T-SHIRTS ON SALE SEPTEMBER 26, 2010!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

JOSE CLEMENTE OROZCO

PBS CHANNEL 38 had an awesome show on famous Mexican muralist Jose Clemente Orozco last night!

KMBH in the Rio Grande Valley. Brownsville, Texas.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Sunday, September 19, 2010

UNCLE SID

UNCLE SID IS BACK FROM ISRAEL!
PARTY TODAY!
GO DALLAS COWBOYS!

WET NEWSPAPERS!

IT has been raining cats and dogs and Monitor subscribers are upset because their plastic wrapped periodicals are WET!

The newspaper has cheap plastic!

Get with it and get good quality material!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

THE LIBERACE MUSEUM

The Liberace Museum in Las Vegas is closing on October 17, 2010! The Original Blinger's artifacts will go into storage!

Great story in The New York Times.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

200 YEARS OF MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE!

HAPPY BICENTENNIAL MEXICO!
200 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE FROM SPAIN!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

NAZI GOLD

WOULD YOU KILL FOR NAZI GOLD? READ today's top story in The Monitor! It sounds like a very interesting read!

Units 26 and 112 of the Pharr Police Department did a fine job of parking in an empty subdivision area to talk shop. Good to see police officers not on the phone while they patrol! Safety First! This was around the 5:20-5:30 AM time period.

Monday, September 13, 2010

DALLAS FAILS TO DEZZLE!

WASHINGTON REDSKINS 13
DALLAS COWBOYS 7

THE SCORE says it all. The Pokes kept making mistakes. Penalities...penalities! Alex Barron holding on the last play of the game. That pretty much negated the Roy Williams touchdown catch in the end zone!!

The Cowboys looked like the same team during Preseason!

The Redskins looked tough and confident. A new coach and a new quarterback in the persona of ex-Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb helped them...a lot! They just played a much better game.

Come on Dallas! Let's go Cowboys!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

CONSPIRACY NUTS T SHIRTS

IT has been a great weekend for me so far! I tried to listen to Coast To Coast AM last night only to fall prey to the Z Monster! Sleep got the best of me! One of the topics last night was "The Assassination of Sonny Bono!" That had to have been a conspiracy nut special! Darn! I missed it! Maybe I can catch it on re-run? Maybe!

ON SALE NOW: CONSPIRACY NUTS ARE CRACKED T SHIRTS!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

9/11

NEVER FORGET 9/11!
REMEMBER THAT OUR FOES ARE HATEFUL AND INTOLERANT!
LET US NOT EMULATE OUR ENEMIES!
PRAY FOR AMERICA!
DO NOT BURN THE KORAN!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

TAMALES

WHERE do you get your tamales? At home? At a local Mexican bakery? The word in our office is that Delia's Tamales are the best.

Ah....but these are kids spreading that notion. What do the oldsters think? Oldsters? Anyone not in their 20's!

drop us a line at: drakatter@myemail.com with your opinion!

Monday, September 6, 2010

HAPPY LABOR DAY!

HAPPY LABOR DAY!
SUPPORT THE MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY ASSOCIATION!
WATCH THE JERRY LEWIS TELETHON!
SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

GOD EXISTS

Steven Hawking is a world famous physicist. A huge genius in the world of academia. Hawking believes that God does not exist. The British scientist believes in Spontaneous Creation!

So does that mean cars, airplanes, buses, and motorcycles just poofed into existence?

Really? SO...autoworkers do not exist? Baloney!

Supreme Baloney with extra mustard and lots of onions, pickles, and lettuce!

GOD EXISTS!
Spontaneous creation does not!

Hawking is not God. Hawking is just a human being.

Doc Hawking is just plain wrong.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

PEPSI CHERRY VANILLA SODA

HOW DO YOU TACKLE A TOUGH DAY? Do you go commando or silently whimpering into the hours as they roll towards you like tanks on a blitzkrieg?

I have my Pepsi Cherry Vanilla with me. Both of us will take on the day!